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BOWLING FOR SOUP - "A Hangover You Don't Deserve"  (2/2005)
     Super songwriter/producer Butch Walker leads this quartet from Texas through one of the brightest records in recent years. This is a fun pop record with quirky lyrics and some very tight production. There are those that might question the band's musical integrity, as there are very few instrumental extremities involved in BFS's formula. This is simply a fun, creative, sing-along party that invites anyone with a sense of humor and a craving for good time music. To give you a better description of what you'll hear, I could tell you that they are another version of Butch Walker's great Marvelous 3 project, but you probably aren't familiar with that, right? So, let's try this.....

     Drawn from a blueprint of vintage Cheap Trick, with an adolescent punk groove similar to fellow rockers Green Day, Bowling For Soup offers up a bright alternative to the irritating repetition of most new generation power pop/punkers. Unlike Green Day, this band can switch speeds. They write songs that stick to your insides. One listen, and your on your way to an all day terrorization of infectious pop hooks. They write intelligent lyrics full of tremendous wit. This band is the best fun I've had with music since Frank Zappa sang of "mammalian protuberances"; a subject in which BFS refers to the happy couple as "breast-es" in their catchy disc opener "Almost". They are comical and inventive with every track here, and that tongue-in-cheek irreverence makes for a delightful upbeat listen. With lyrics from their hit single "1985" that ask "When did Motley Crue become classic rock?, And, when did Ozzy become an actor?, Please make this STOP!!", the band shows some "old school" savvy. They are thoroughly enjoying what they do, and it is a mood that is transferred to the listener. The "feel good" album of the year you could say. Maybe frontman Jaret Reddick said it best...."If you want to be angry, this is not the album for you," says Reddick. "If you want to smile and have a good time and think about chicks and beer, this is your album."
     I could copy a huge list of lyrics from this record that would either impress you or, at least cause you to chuckle - but I won't do that. I will urge you to go to their goofy, informative, jam-packed website (www.bowlingforsoup.com) and get a quick listen to all of these tracks, watch a video, and then rush out and pick up the party for yourself.
 
OVERALL RATING:      9
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CHEAP TRICK - "In Color"  (5/2006)
First, there were The Beatles. They came out of Liverpool with an incredible ability to write pop songs like no one else. Let's face it, they started all of this.
Then there were bands like MC5 and Blue Cheer that beat the hell out of you with sledgehammer riffing and fuzzy guitars.
Then came Cheap Trick, a band that found the delicate balance between power and pop.
 
     "In Color," the second album in the Trick bag, is a blueprint for power pop as we know it today. Cheap Trick were one of the first bands to combine catchy pop songwriting with power chords and guitar solos, and they did it brilliantly. Arguably, this record serves as a portfolio of their most groundbreaking material. You can hear the band do straight forward pop songs ("I Want You To Want Me" and "Come On Come On"), you can hear the Chuck Berry and Little Richard influences at times ("Clock Strikes Ten"), and you can hear the band rip things up with a bit more power than pop too ("Hello There" and "You're All Talk"). The real treat with this band though is the perfect balance that they get from songs like "Southern Girls," "So Good To See You," and "Oh Caroline." These songs are leeches that cling to the rhythmic cavity of your mind, and the only thing that will remove them is the fire from a different Trick tune. All day, whether you like it or not, your lips will recite the melody of "Southern Girls" over and over and over. These are "feel good" songs that brighten even the darkest of days, too. From the anthemic sing-along of "Southern Girls," to the soft melody and vocal harmonies of "Downed" and the light bop pop of "I Want You To Want Me," these are sounds that play during those perfect summer days. So many of these songs draw pictures of pool parties and easy drives with the top down, but they also have enough rock fire power to make you swim a little harder and drive a little faster.
 
     Cheap Trick has had many hits throughout their existence, most notably their huge monster hit, "The Flame," from 1988's "Lap Of Luxury" album, but this is the record that laid the groundwork for all of that. This is a record that influenced many of the bands that are currently climbing the pop charts. If you want a rock 'n' roll party that will have you clapping your hands, tapping your feet, and jamming on your favorite model of air guitar - the solution is black and white - pick up a copy of "In Color." 
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COLDPLAY - "X & Y"  (1/2006)

     What is the big appeal of these "reinventing the wheel" artists like Radiohead and Coldplay? Maybe I'm the wrong guy to be reviewing this one, but I just find the stuff to be drab and boring. Not to take anything away from the talent of the band, they are doing what they do well. Swirling pop skeletons flanked with the flesh of slow and dark moods; it all seems a bit contradictory to me. The idea of the pop song, in a traditional sense anyway, is to get you singing and tapping your feet, right? Well, yes, Coldplay is "cutting edge" I guess because they break all the "rules" of the pop genre. Are they even a pop band? Is this "alternative?" Okay, so I can't categorize it.......again, "cutting edge" right? Whatever you want to call this kind of stuff, I just can't get into it.

     The lead off track, "Square One," and "White Shadows" sound a bit like early U2, and are about the most upbeat tracks on the disc. "What If".....dull, dark and slow moving. "Fix You" .....dull, dark and slow moving. "X & Y" .....dull, dark and slow moving. "A Message" .....dull, dark and slow moving. "Swallowed In The Sea" .....dull, dark and slow moving. "Twisted Logic" .....dull, dark and slow moving. Yeah, I know, monotonous as all hell, isn't it? Dare I even mention the "hidden track" entitled "Til Kingdom Come?" Man, if I wanted something this dull and mundane I'd just listen to Springsteen's latest catastrophe. Don't get me wrong, the production is sharp and it all has a unique, sophisticated, mature feel to it. Actually, I think that may be the problem. I think the songs would be better if they roughed them up a bit, and the guys had a little more fun. They just don't sound like they enjoy playing these songs. It's almost a robotic thing that's going on here. Sound happy, or sound pissed off, or sound like your in love or whatever, but give us some kind of passion and feeling for Chrissakes!

     I would ask just one thing from all of the Coldplay fans out there, and there are a lot of you I know. Please wait a couple of weeks to send the bomb threats and other hate mail, I'm still backed up with all the Audioslave fans. 

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CORGAN, BILLY - "TheFutureEmbrace"  (4/2006)

  With this much anticipated return to the music scene, we find the ex-Smashing Pumpkins frontman going in yet another musical direction. The Smashing Pumpkins started out as a sort of punk/metal/alternative act, and quickly evolved into the full blown alternative force that made them famous. When Corgan left the Pumpkin patch and formed the short lived Zwan, we got an earful of a more straight forward pop/rock sound. Now, with this, his first solo album, Corgan gives us an atmospheric, electronic, alternative pop record. Layered backgrounds of sampled effects, reminiscent of industrial powerhouse Nine Inch Nails, are used as a canvas for Corgan's dreamy pop whining. While I admire any band or artist that seeks out new ways to present their art form, I found a lot of this drab and irritating. If you are a fan of Corgan's voice, well, go see a shrink - and then just ignore everything else I'm about to say. I find Corgan's incessant whine to be most appealing, or at least bearable, when he's doing heavier tracks. Well ...there are no heavy tracks on this record. When things go at a slower pace, his voice becomes something like eardrum acupuncture. This whole record is set at one slow and steady pace. When the record kicks off, the sound is somewhat fresh, and very well produced. But, as the record wears on, the songs start to blend together due to the repetitive nature of the style. The first five tracks have a certain appeal, although nothing is spectacular, and then the rest of the record just beats the hell out of the horse's carcass. Almost all of these songs are done with the exact same formula in tow. The only exceptions may be "DIA" and "Walking Shade," which aren't a huge departure from the formula, but they are a bit more simplistic and straight forward. Everything else sounds like The Cure playing over a Trent Reznor background texture - and of course, the piercing drone of Corgan's yammering to top off the party. Not necessarily a bad sound, and this is not a completely horrible record, but I think what bothers me is the fact that it goes nowhere. So, unless you are a die hard fan of the slower Pumpkins stuff, and you're just dying to hear a whole album full of it, I would suggest that you embrace something else.

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CORROSION OF CONFORMITY - "In The Arms Of God"  (8/2005)
     Corrosion Of Conformity is a band that I have seen go through many phases. They came up in 1984 as a kind of hardcore "skater punk" band with their album, "Eye For An Eye". It was the kind of hardcore punk/metal that maxed out at two riffs, and two minutes, for each song. Add a lot of screaming to the mix and, well, you get the idea. In '85 they released "Six Songs With Mike Singing", and it was basically the same formula with bass player Mike Dean screaming. Some change in style was coming about with 1986's "Animosity" album though. Songs were getting a little bit longer, and they even ventured into three chord territory once or twice. Still the same screamo punk metal, but the tracks were actually starting to resemble songs somewhat. The "Technocracy" album in 1987 was a similar offering to "Animosity", also. It wasn't until 1991 that this band really came to be. With the release of "Blind", C.O.C. became a viable, straight forward metal band. They abandoned their street punk roots and penned a precious metal album. With "Blind" came the release of their first ever single, "Vote With A Bullet", which, arguably, remains the best song they've ever written. You had to ask yourself what happened. What happened in the four years from the "Animosity" album in 1987, to the "Blind" album in '91? Well, let me tell you. Pepper Keenan happened. Sure, the guy brought his guitar playing to the band (and I mean real guitar playing), but most of all he came with real songs. The style of his writing was a perfect match for the direction that the band was ready to travel. But, we still needed to prepare ourselves for one more contribution from Pepper Keenan. It was on 1994's masterpiece, "Deliverance", that Pepper took over the lead vocal duties - and the rest, as they say, is history. Keenan's looser, deeper, and ultimately more punishing vocal style was yet another perfect match for the band's overall sound. This is the point where the band could've conquered the world (if it wasn't for Pearl Jam, anyway). Their follow-up lp, "Wiseblood", was not quite the force that "Deliverance" was, but it was still far above the average metal album of the time. This band was set to explode, it was only a matter of time. In between C.O.C. albums, Pepper Keenan combined forces with Pantera frontman Phil Anselmo to bring us the Down project. By cutting one of the best metal records of all time, with that first Down disc, Keenan had proven himself to be a premier songwriter and guitar player in the metal scene. After returning to the C.O.C. fold, the band released "America's Volume Dealer", which was, again, much better than your average metal record, but not quite what "Deliverance" was. The band released a live album in 2001, which shunned all of the releases before "Blind" entirely; which made it perfectly clear that they had found their calling. The band was now poised to carry on with their top notch, straight forward metal formula, and release the centerpiece of their career. Let's see if "In The Arms Of God" is that record....
 
     The disc starts off with a spacey organ sound that plays as background to a beautiful and passionate guitar solo. Yes, they start the song, and the album, with a guitar solo - God bless them. The solo comes to an abrupt end though as it ushers in the chugging riff of "Stone Breaker", a loud and heavy opener that sets the pace of the album nicely. This is a song that finds the band doing what they do best; laying down a heavy groove, while supplying a raw and fiery vocal track. With Pepper Keenan's trademark of turning almost every word with an -er or -re suffix into an -ah sound, this song is so hot it's on "fiah"! The only negative thing about a song like this is the difficulty that comes with recapturing the same intensity later in the record, something C.O.C. doesn't really manage to do here. As the album pushes on with "Paranoid Opioid", the guys show their Black Sabbath influence proudly. This is a song that has a bubbling bong water backing vocal, and a bridge that has a cadence similar to that of Sabbath's "Snowblind". Sixties psychedelia, and Seventies free-spiritedness has always been an integral part of C.O.C.'s sound, and this track is a great exhibition of those qualities. That "spacey" quality continues through "It Is That Way", and finds it's way back throughout the rest of the album also. It isn't until "Dirty Hands Empty Pockets / Already Gone" that we return to the best C.O.C. quality though, and that's the heavy groove. "Dirty Hands..." starts out with a sly, sneering vocal which leads to a crushing groove. But, even on this track, the grooving is short-lived as the song segues into the thrashy "Already Gone" portion of the song. As we continue to "Rise River Rise", we find the band doing an edgy, swirling, psychedelic acoustic thing. Not bad, ...just not great. I really like this band when it lays down a groove, simply because they do it so well. The idea of giving the air a right hook and a guttural growl of "Ooh!" appeals to me, and there's not a lot of opportunity to do that here. "Infinite War" and "In The Arms Of God" represent a slight return for the band to their roots of thrashy punk metal. "So Much Left Behind" is another tip-of-the-hat to Sabbath. And "World On Fire" is just a good C.O.C. track that almost (that's right, almost) recaptures the "groove magic" that I was so yearning for with this record.
     So, let's make this long story short (yeah, right!). If you like past C.O.C. songs like "Vote With A Bullet", "Clean My Wounds", "Senor Limpio", or "Zippo", you'll only get about two tracks that are anywhere near as good as those are here. If you prefer the more stoned, spaced out, or thrashy C.O.C., as opposed to the groove heavy C.O.C., this disc is for you. The band can lay down a brutal metal assault, there is no doubt about that. This is a seriously heavy outing that any fan of power metal should find some enjoyment with. This album has not diminished my faith in their musical abilities one bit. The band is tight and solid, yes, but they are just not doing the style of songs that I would prefer to hear from them.     Yeah I know, ....picky, picky.   
 
OVERALL RATING:   6 

CRY OF LOVE - "Brother"  (8/2004)
     Over recent years, the way of the "classic rock" style has gone by the wayside. With the emergence of "alternative" or "grunge", we have seen many bands with excellent talent and songwriting prowess get thrown away with yesterday's trash. Most times, in the world of the modern music industry, timing is everything; this band, Cry Of Love, could have been legendary if they had arrived in 1977 instead of 1993. Blending rich and soulful vocals, impressive blues-inspired guitar riffs and solos, a tight rhythm section, and a 10-pack of great songs, these guys deserved to be recognized.
  
     Naming their band in honor of the Jimi Hendrix classic lp of the same name, Cry Of Love found that 1993 may have been the worst possible year to release an album of this style. Nirvana, and anything remotely like them, ruled the world. The alternative sound was in full swing, and the "guitar rock" was left in the dugout. "Guitar rock" is exactly what this record is, too. With current Black Crowes guitarist Audley Freed the driving force here, this is jam packed; that's right, packed with guitar jams. From the jangling funk of the lead off track, "Highway Jones", to the spiritual revival sound of the final cut, "Saving Grace", we're treated to all the wonderful elements we come to expect from a classic rock artist. Sounding like the second coming of Bad Company, with a twist of Zeppelin, Grand Funk and Badlands, Cry Of Love proves to be worthy of the comparisons. When you listen to "Highway Jones" you get that "sloppy" guitar sound that Jimmy Page made famous. Loose jamming with a sense of high tension and anticipation. You find yourself waiting, .....yearning for the explosive climax. It's refreshing to hear a guitar player that can put me on the edge of my seat again. The second track, "Pretty As You Please", has the same tension and anticipation to it; except this time, guitarist Freed maintains a steady funk strut before he lets it rip. As we move to their single from the record, "Bad Thing", we get the party feel of Grand Funk. We got hand claps, a two-string bass line, and a snappy snare. Reminiscent of "Some Kind Of Wonderful", it has that same simple appeal also. The further we journey through this album, the better it gets. Tracks like "Too Cold In The Winter", "Drive It Home", "Hand Me Down", and "Gotta Love Me" all deliver great performances from the entire band. Listen to the bass line from bassist Robert Kearns on "Drive It Home", the passionate vocal track from singer Kelly Holland on "Too Cold In The Winter", or the steady foundation drumming of Jason Patterson throughout the record; it's all perfectly in place on this release. 
     Some of the highlights here, besides the blistering guitar work and vocal prowess, is the hook-laden songwriting of a lot of these songs. You find yourself clenching fists while you writhe to every note. Not just singing along to the songs, but you might find your eyes tear up from the passion and soul that you feel while you sing them. This is what music is all about. I still get shivers when I hear "Peace Pipe". This is one of the best rock songs I can recall. If this track don't make you shake and shimmy, you need to see another doctor!! I still sing at the top of my lungs when I listen to "Gotta Love Me", "Bad Thing" or "Carnival". It's all about the passion and soul here, and the undying spirit of rock 'n' roll.
   
     If you miss classic rock like Bad Company and Led Zeppelin, and want to tap the steering wheel a little harder on the way home, get this record. 

D-DAY 4-EVER - "Detonator" (3/2006)
      How many times have I heard it? Probably two and half . . . three million times. The old "I've got a friend that plays in a band" thing. I must say, there has never been a time when I have not checked out a band that a friend has asked me to check out. I love to support the local bands and independents who are making squat and playing music for the "love of the game," if you will. But, in all honesty, most bands turn out to be average or below 9 times out of 10. Well . . . meet that tenth band.

   Hailing from South Africa, D-Day 4-Ever is a five-piece hard rock outfit that is much more than the typical unsigned band. We hear most unsigned bands doing something that will get them on a bandwagon. Most young bands make the critical mistake of trying to be somebody they are not. With these nine tracks on D-Day's independently released "Detonator" disc, the band proves that they are not out to "fit in." Don't get me wrong, you might here a tinge of Godsmack in the blistering track "Nothing", or some harmony vocals reminiscent of Alice In Chains, or even a similar song style to that of fellow hard rocking South Africans Seether – but make no mistake, D-Day 4-Ever is doing what comes naturally to them.  
   This is a genuine sound that flows out of the band like an open wound. The passionate vocal performance from singer Jaco Jacobs on "Breathe," and the beautifully melodic bass lines from bassist Roy Melville throughout the record insure the listener that they are getting something pure here. The band also overcomes the next big pitfall of the average bar band, lack of diversity. Most young unsigned acts are stagnant with their approach to the genre. It's almost as if they are afraid to venture too far away from what's "acceptable." DD4E starts out with a bass driven intro with some spacey psychedelic effects, and quickly smacks us clear across the room with a riff that caused me some voluntary head trauma. "Until The End" is just plain wicked. It's the attitude and "punch" of Rage Against The Machine, with the melodic majesty of an Alice In Chains – a most fresh and welcome sound. One of the best songs that I've heard in the genre in a very long time. As they move through songs like "Nothing" and "Breathe," we get a more outright assault in the same vein as bands like Disturbed and Seether. The band starts to show the diversity that so many lack though in tunes like "Oblivion," which has a little softer, more melodic sound without sacrificing their intensity or their integrity. This band wasn't afraid to show its melodic side and write the song that they wanted – an admirable feat for a band with everything to lose. Let's face it, they could have cut nine songs that sounded like Seether, and billed themselves as the next South African prodigy on the scene; but they chose to be themselves and do what came naturally, and it's a beautiful thing. As you make your way toward the end of the record, you'll find the band traveling into areas of Chili Peppers-type funk mixed with their signature metal crunch ("Fine"), and even into a Pantera-type hardcore sound ("Down") that still sounds like a pure and natural place for the band. Not too many will show this much diversity, and better yet, not too many have the talent for it if they wanted to. Talent is not a problem with D-Day 4-Ever.

   So, I always have my pan close by. I've put a lot of dirt and soot in the pan over the years, and have definitely come up empty almost every time. But when I poured the deep rich soil of D-Day 4-Ever in my pan, I had that funny feeling. The one that I get when I shake it a little and find myself a big fat gold nugget. This is a band that needs to be discovered. South Africa may not be the Mecca for music that L.A. or New York are, but I was able to find a shining nugget there that has made me a little richer – and their name is D-Day 4-Ever.

For more info, visit the band's official website: www.d-day.co.za
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D-DAY 4-EVER - "The Hand That's Dealt"  (7/2008)
 

 D-Day 4-Ever - "The Hand That's Dealt"
 
It’s not too often I get it.
No, I’m not talking about sex with my wife. I’m talking about a whole other kind of tingling sensation. The one I get when I’ve just heard a band poised to take over the world.

South Africa’s D-Day 4-Ever is one of the most powerful bands I’ve heard in years. Their power not only comes from the heavy crunch and groove of their instruments, but even more so from their use of rhythm and melody within all of the chaos. Every song on “The Hand That‘s Dealt,” their first full-length disc, has a huge hook that’s baited with a vicious groove led by bassist Roy Melville and drummer Travis Mein. The bottom heavy thump and the punctual plucking of Melville’s bass is always active and extremely effective, while Mein provides rock solid thunder to keep the pace. Meanwhile, guitarist Derius Erasmus and singer Jaco Jacobs continually take the reins of this thoroughbred and ride it straight into the winner’s circle. With Jacobs’ vocal style similar to that of Seether frontman Shaun Morgan, along with the fact they both hail from South Africa, you can rest assured that the comparisons between the two bands will run rampant. And, even though I understand how that might happen, it would be unfair to overlook the similarities to other bands that are not from that region of the globe - bands like Sevendust or Disturbed, for instance.

The disc jump starts with a song called “Virus Inside” that has a galloping rhythm interspersed with staccato, machine gun drum parts and a sing-along chorus. The song that follows this is the real killer though. “Numb” is a song that hammers one of the catchiest hooks I’ve ever heard right through your skull. Melville’s ever present bass flexes its muscle here with a funky stroll, while Jacobs powers down the refrain with brute strength. This same formula continues into the title cut, a song that finds Mein choking and tapping cymbals with nice precision and artistic patience. It’s at this point that the album now takes a giant turn and heads straight towards a party. Raise your plastic beer cups, light your lighters and start f **king bouncing! With Jacobs’ growl of “Hello Afrika, how are you doing,” you can envision a huge crowd covered in smoke going out of their minds. “Hello Afrika,” the band’s ode to their motherland, is a rap metal-type song similar in style to Limp Bizkit’s “Break Stuff” except this singer isn’t a whiny little punk with a potty mouth. Instead, you get a vocal Goliath that’s enveloped in crunchy thrashing and a brilliantly funky bass line. This is an extremely simple tune, but it’s also great fun. The record goes on to deliver 8 more solid tracks, 12 in all, and the interesting thing is that there isn’t a song that runs more than 3:56. There are two ballads on the disc that are finely constructed and emotionally powerful as well, which shows the band‘s ability to “step outside of the box.” And speaking of going outside of the box, “Wishes” is a song that has a gentle sway that incorporates a light and easy female vocal harmony supplied by Scarlet Box singer Jenna Phillips. The baritone of Jacobs’ vocal blends beautifully with Phillips’ high alto for a welcome change of pace. “The Chill Song” is a ballad of a different color; a well crafted power ballad with a “Thank you for saving me” message that appropriately ends the record.

“Even though your will’s been broken,
The wound’s left open,
Forget everything you felt,
Take the time to figure out what it’s all about,
And start playing the hand that’s dealt.”

-- from the song, “The Hand That’s Dealt”

D-Day 4-Ever is the Muhammad Ali of heavy rock here; dishing out short, powerful, jaw-dropping jabs for just over 38 minutes. They keep it simple and put much of their emphasis on the tremendous hooks that are contained within the refrains. The result is a record full of addictive songs that will keep you up at night as they play over and over in your head; and any real rocker will tell you - that’s a good thing.

I want to play this thing for all of you.

I want to tell you that “Numb” and “Lost” are two songs that I want to play over and over and over and over.

I want to tell you that there hasn’t been a new band that’s excited me quite like this in a very long time.

I want to tell you that there’s about to be an international sensation coming out of South Africa, and their name is D-Day 4-Ever.

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DANZIG, GLENN - "The Lost Tracks of Danzig"  (1/2008)
 
   Often referred to as "Satan's Favorite Singer" or the "Metal Elvis," Glenn Danzig has been captivating critics and audiences for over three decades. Often the center of controversy, Danzig has maintained a consistent fan base throughout his fluctuating career. Considered by many to be the founding father of the "Horrorpunk" genre, he is one of the few artists that has managed to stray from the punk scene and bring his fans with him. Punk fans will usually turn hostile when an artist decides to "go commercial" or "sell out," but that is not the case with The Misfits and Samhain fans. The aforementioned bands were started by Danzig as early as 1977, and were adept at the two and a half minute thrashfest that punk fans are so appreciative of. But in 1988, Danzig decided to strip himself of the bloody dog collars and started to thrill his followers with a more straight forward style of heavy metal reminiscent of early Black Sabbath, complete with Satanic lyrics and visual themes. The group, appropriately named Danzig, met with great success. The reason so many of his punk fans did not abandoned him and his change in musical style can be debated for weeks, but the quality of his songwriting is undeniably sharp, which might have something to do with it. 
 
     This two-disc set offers Danzig fans a look back at some material that just didn't fit on the albums. It's that simple. These aren't b-sides or tunes that weren't good enough to make the cut. The fact is that Glenn Danzig is just too prolific!
     The set dishes out songs in chronological order, beginning with "Pain Is Like An Animal" and "When Death Had No Name," which are both excellent tracks that were intended for the first Danzig record in 1988. When I first heard some of these early tracks, I thought the songs were great but was slightly disappointed with their production quality.With the incomparable Rick Rubin producing the '88 Danzig debut, I expected these tracks to be crystal clear. But as I listened to the tracks "in context," I realized that I was digging through Glenn Danzig's virtual closet full of basement tapes, and that excited the hell out of me. Hearing the raw, under-produced urgency in these songs brought the true purpose of this collection to the forefront. This is a collection for the Glenn Danzig fan. This is a huge helping of Glenn Danzig's private stash. I now think the lack of production makes this collection even more exciting. Having a pristine production quality would make this simply another Danzig album, but instead you feel like you're getting treated to something extra special.
     The set is loaded with impressive originals of course, but some of the highlights here are the few cover songs that are done. T. Rex's rocker "Buick McKane" takes on a new life as Danzig wails over the incessant guitar riffage. And one of the darkest tracks on the set turns out to be a David Bowie cover. "Cat People" starts out as a slowly creeping black cat, and just as it's back fully arches, the song attacks with an eerie brutality. The cover of The Germs' "Caught In My Eye" has a mundane and rather monotone vocal, which is offset by a snappy and hollow drum sound, making for a unique twist on the original.
     Now I didn't love everything in this collection, but nevertheless, I found the stuff that didn't appeal to me to be interesting. A song like "Malefical" was hard on the ears, but I found the sound and arrangement of the song to be fascinating. The vocal track being suppressed, as if sung from under a blanket, really drove the dark theme of the song home. One of the other things I'm not a fan of is the electronic/techno side of Danzig that rears its ugly head every so often. The "Shango Mix" of "Unspeakable" is just a slow moving, pulsing, Nine Inch Nails-type of freestyle whispering. You could chalk it up as innovative I suppose, but it's just not what I'm interested in hearing from Glenn Danzig.
 
     All in all, this is quite a gift from Glenn Danzig. There are 26 songs here that were pulled up from the depths of Danzig's heap of unfinished compositions. Every fan of Glenn Danzig and his work will praise him for taking the time to assemble this package and get it released, myself being one of them. Many times these "Lost Tracks"-type of albums are loaded with bits and pieces of inferior work that just adds up to one or two keepers. This collection is not one of those. These discs are chock full of great Danzig songs. This is surely a must for every Danzig fan.
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DARKNESS, THE - "One Way Ticket To Hell ...And Back  (4/2006)
   The Darkness, known for their retro hair metal riffs and their falsetto frenzied front man, keep the same formula for this, their Roy Thomas Baker-produced sophomore effort, “One Way Ticket To Hell …And Back.” For those that were fans of their debut, “Permission To Land,” there will be reason to rejoice in this similar offering. If anything, the band shows a slight maturity and a proven quality of songwriting skill here. Incorporating more harmony vocals, and even a string arrangement (“Seemed Like A Good Idea At The Time”), the band is sounding even more like their idols, Queen. The AC/DC rhythm giving way to the manicured chorus of vocal harmonies, and a Brian May influenced solo, makes “Is It Just Me?” more than just a nod to the majestic Queen sound. Rest assured, you‘ll hear the gang vocal resurgence throughout the album that will bring flashes of Freddie and the guys into your head again and again. The last two tunes on the record, “English Country Garden” and “Blind Man,” could very well land these guys in court. They wrote Queen songs instead of The Darkness songs with these two. It‘s one thing to “do what you do” and end up sounding like someone else, but when you write songs to purposely fit in a box of some kind it ends up sounding fake and premeditated. “Hazel Eyes” finds the band showing a bit of diversity that gets away from the Queen thing with a unique song that has a Slade-like Scottish traditionalism, while maintaining their hard rock attitude. Probably their biggest step forward comes with a song called “Dinner Lady Arms”, which is just a simple rock song with a great hook that’s just really well written and arranged. The band has a couple songs here that sound like leftovers from their debut also. The title cut keeps to the rock steady rhythm section, and “Knockers“ is a “cock rock“ anthem, for which they seem to do oh so well. Perhaps the most interesting song is the dark and heavy “Bald.” This is quite a huge departure in style for this group, which sometimes seems locked into the lighter, sillier side of things. Speaking of such horror, the lighthearted “Girlfriend” has a bit of a 70’s disco flavor, so for that I’ll take some points off, but overall this is a delightful hard rock record. It’s definitely not perfect, but this record does prove that this band has a legitimate amount of talent.
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DAUGHTRY - "Daughtry"  (1/2008)
   It's not that I have "American Idol SUCKS" tattooed across my forehead, but I did give it serious consideration (the wife thought it "extreme"). This guy Chris Daughtry came in fourth place on the fifth season of the huge television phenomenon, and he proves to be quite a talent with his surprisingly solid debut record, "Daughtry."
   Bringing in some really talented "real" rockers to lend a hand, this album is loaded with some catchy, well written songs that actually rock, believe it or not. The first track that I was exposed to was "It's Not Over," which is a dead ringer for a Nickelback track (and wait until you hear the song "Crashed"). Sure, it's not the most original formula, that's for sure. As a matter of fact, much of this album draws from that same formula over and over; but when you do it as well as Daughtry does here, I say "more power to you." I've heard a lot of these types of songs before, but I still enjoy this record. These songs are very well written and performed, and the production is sharper than a block of three-year-old cheddar. Grammy nominated producer Howard Benson, whose produced heavy hitters like Motorhead, Sepultura, and Seether, comes in and makes this thing combustible. But make no mistake, it's Daughtry himself that makes this explode. Some of the other help that was brought in for the album comes in the form of rock superstar guitarist Slash, who plays on another Nickelback-like radio single, "What I Want." Even though it's far from unique and original, this is still a great heavy rock song. Another talented rocker brought in for this record was Brent Smith. You may not know him or his band Shinedown, but Brent Smith is that band's amazing singer/songwriter, and someone you should get to know. The song co-written by Smith, "There And Back Again," sounds a lot like the Shinedown material, which makes it one heck of a tune. You can also find Josh Freese, one of the hottest session drummers in the world, doing the drumming duties on each and every track on the record.
   Daughtry does get a little soft on us when he resorts to some syrupy crap, but even those aren't too bad, and they are kept to a minimum. "Home" is a really good acoustic ballad that sticks in your head like peanut butter would stick to the roof of your mouth, and it's got a great emotional refrain with some really powerful lyrics. On the other hand, "What About Now," the song that closes the record (co-written by former Evaescence guitarist Ben Moody), is a ballad that's better left unheard.
  
   If you are a fan of the Nickelback stuff, you should like this record. My advice to you is, don't feel like you need to be an American Idol watcher to appreciate this guy. He's not an R&B singer. He's not a Soul singer. He's a rocker, don't worry.
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DIMENSION X - "So ...This Is Earth"  (12/2005)
    Based out of Milwaukee, Wisconsin, this progressive quintet joins the ranks of such acts as Symphony X and Dream Theater, and stands to become a member of the elite group of such legends as King Crimson and Yes. Mixing complex time signatures and arrangements with sharp and hearty vocals is a combination that is sure to please the pickiest of progressive music fans. Signed to Canada's Unicorn Digital label for this debut, the band has done nothing but please fans and critics alike. They recently landed a slot on the Gigantour - sharing the stage with the likes of such metal contemporaries as Symphony X, Life of Agony, and Fear Factory - when it raged through their hometown of Milwaukee. Listening to songs like the twisting, turning, and sporadic "Xeno's Paradox," I'm sure they were a perfect fit for the tour. "Xeno's Paradox" is a song that sums the band up fairly well, offering the listener tremendous guitar work, cascading keyboards, and a buffet of tempo changes throughout. You get treated to many extraordinary talents of this band with this record. "Corporate Ladder" showcases keyboardist Jeff Konkol, while "Nothing's Changed" has bassist D.R. Burkowitz plucking and slapping chaotically. The entire album flexes its musically educated muscle, displaying classically trained and skilled musicianship throughout. Truly a joy to listen to for any fan of complex, progressive music.
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DIO - "Holy Diver"  (11/2005)
     The Little Big Man of Rock 'n' Roll, .....the Mighty Midget of Rock 'n' Roll, .....he has even been dubbed "The King Of Rock 'N' Roll," apparently in accordance with his song of the same name. One thing is definite - Ronnie James Dio is "of rock 'n' roll." He was born and raised in the roots of the genre, and has flourished within the splendor of its many generations. Starting out in the late 50's with small time bands like The Vegas Kings and Ronnie And The Red Caps, he eventually found his way to a small taste of success in the early 70's with Elf. But it wasn't until 1975 that Dio would cement his place among the legends. Rainbow, led by ex-Deep Purple guitarist Ritchie Blackmore, was the perfect fit for the towering vocal abilities that Dio possessed. With many of the band's songs dealing with medieval castles, mythology, and fantasy, Ronnie came across as the force that would storm the castle and carry the hero through to victory. After Rainbow, Dio joined the ranks of the greatest heavy metal band of all time, Black Sabbath. He cut two amazing records with the band in the 80's, and a somewhat drab album with them in the 90's. In between his two stints with Sabbath, and up until this day, Ronnie James Dio has fronted the band that bears his name. "Holy Diver" was the stunning beginning to the legacy we've come to know as Dio.
 
     This is a classic hard rock record that fires on all cylinders through each and every track. With the rousing opening cut, "Stand Up And Shout," we're thrown head first into heavy metal heaven. A blazing riff from the incredible Vivian Campbell, and a thunderous rhythm section courtesy of ex-Rainbow bandmate and bassist Jimmy Bain and drummer Vinny Appice. "Stand Up And Shout" is a blast that makes the heart beat faster and keeps you wanting more. And, speaking of more, we get the eeriness of the title track delivered next. A galloping rhythm section and brilliant lyrics highlight this masterpiece. The record continues to thrill and dazzle. "Gypsy" returns us to the "Stand Up And Shout" pace, "Shame On The Night" gives us a dark and haunting vibe, while "Caught In The Middle" introduces us to a more melodic side of the band. It's all here in a beautiful ambient setting set off by the signature Dio songwriting style. We saw it early on in the record with the title track, and we get it again and again from tracks like "Don't Talk To Strangers," "Straight Through The Heart," and "Rainbow In The Dark." These are all songs that bring our fearless singing warrior to enviable heights. Dio goes to areas where most singers only dream about. The passion and overwhelming strength is, in itself, stuff of legend; but it's the accenting, and the ability to turn a word or phrase into something magical that makes Ronnie James Dio a gift to the rock world. Not too many do it quite like Mr. Dio.
     Now, Ronnie has played with many legendary musicians in his time, most notably Ritchie Blackmore, Tony Iommi, and Geezer Butler, but it is Vivian Campbell who accompanies Dio to the peak of the mountain here. Just listen to his powerful fretwork on tracks like "Invisible" and "Rainbow In The Dark." There are so many memorable measures of excellence served up from Campbell on this record it would be impossible to name all of them. He and Dio sound as if they are forged together as one here, and they are striving for the same feelings from the songs. That's a rare thing called chemistry that is very difficult to achieve, especially to this degree. And, what makes this one of the greatest hard rock albums of all time, is the chemistry between all of the band members. Bain and Appice are in perfect unison with each other and their other bandmates as well. This was a perfectly tuned rock and roll machine that stamped out one of the best records ever made. 
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DISTURBED - "Ten Thousand Fists"  (2/2006)
     Upon hearing the band's name, legions of metalheads around the globe begin to clamor for open space in which to thrash about. It's the same type of response that Iron Maiden and Metallica got from the metal community in the mid-80's; that "this-is-the-real-deal-and-they-kick-ass" reaction. But Disturbed is fairly new on the scene, and arguably, unproven to some. With their debut, "The Sickness," they showed that they could be a huge force on the metal scene. With their follow-up disc, "Believe," they became that huge force, capitalizing on their talents with great commercial success. But that's only two records. How would the band fare with their third attempt? Can they remain strong and consistently produce classic metal songs like the metal giants before them?
 
     With "Ten Thousand Fists" they have added yet another jewel in the metal crown that they are now the sole owners of. This is a record that finds the band returning to all the things they do best. The true grit, classic heavy metal grind that made their approach so appealing, is back with a vengeance here. The sound that guitarist Dan Donegan achieves with his instrument is becoming legendary. That solid wall of chords that forms layers of punishing ground for vocalist David Draiman to prowl around on is just downright delicious. And what might even be more exciting than Draiman's vocal talent, is the idea that the band writes near perfect song melodies that seem customized to fit his style. And of course, let's face it, Draiman is what gives this band its forceful, distinctive sound. Sounding like a man-size housecat trying to spit up a steel wool hairball has been his trademark from the very beginning, and this release reinforces his abilities even more. His technique and adaptability is at the root of virtually every great Disturbed track. He is a singer that has a natural instinct for the song. Screaming and screeching at the ideal times, while crooning and bellowing beautifully when the song calls for it also. This is a near perfect performance from vocalist David Draiman.
 
     We have a great band to play great metal songs, but what exactly do they have to say? I must tell you, I usually don't give the lyrics too much thought. As long as it's not anything ridiculous, and the words fit into the melody well, I keep my feelings of what the artist wants to say at bay. This stuff is so strong lyrically though, I must draw some attention to the prose used here. Perhaps the most politically controversial song of the Bush-era is on this disc. "Deify" starts with a short Bush snippet, and develops into an angry and rebellious march that addresses the frightening idea of the American public making our President a god. The lyrics are as follows: "It seems so clear now what I must do / you're no immortal I won't let them / deify you / they view you as the new messiah / deify you / renew belief in some demented man." All of this sung and played with the utmost intensity and passion, of course. The other overtly obvious political statement comes by way of a song called "Avarice," where Draiman sings: "Politics and evil / all one and the same / Satan hides behind a different name." But it's not only the current political situations that the band sings of here. With the brilliant and penetrating "Sons Of Plunder," the band slams the music world's latest fads. "You say you've found yourself a new sound / the shit's loaded and ready to go / a bit too much just like the old sound / already heard it for the hundredth time." They go onto say, "One hundred more all have the same sound / running around with all the sheep that you know / 'it's so sublime they're breaking new ground' / 'they're sure to have another hit this time' / come on, can't you just leave it alone / it doesn't have any soul / just find a thing of your own / and stop pretending to know." And, of course, there is the rousing lyrical uprising of the title track, "You will remember the night you were struck by the sight of / Ten thousand fists in the air / power unrestrained / dead on the mark / is what we will deliver tonight." Man, if that ain't an opening song I don't know what is. It's all about the power and the passion, and this band knows it all too well.
 
     Who does a straight forward metal band like this choose to cover in the midst of all their musical fury? Well, on their debut it was 80's pop act Tears For Fears, so the idea of covering a Genesis track shouldn't surprise any existing fans. They chose to cover "Land Of Confusion," which seems to fit the evident political attitude of the band. They don't change the track a whole lot, but they still find success in making it their own. Again, power and passion make it all happen for these guys. They put some guitar muscle behind the song, while Draiman's vocals are perfectly tempered so as to not sound absurd. A challenging but beautifully done cover song is the end product.
 
     While most of these songs make you want to scream and shout, and ultimately join those "ten thousand fists" that are already in the air, there are a few songs that sit at the just-slightly-above-average level. "Pain Redefined," "Avarice," and the power ballad "Overburdened" are better songs than most bands best stuff, but they sound somewhat flat here. Where almost every other track gives us a "catch phrase" or a memorable hook of some kind, these songs offer little in that way. Hardly anything to complain about though, I assure you.
 
     Disturbed was at a crossroads here. Could they put out three classic metal albums in a row? Well, they have; and they have proven that intensity, soul, power, and passion are the most essential elements of the genre. 
  
OVERALL RATING:    8  
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DREAM THEATER - "Train Of Thought"  (3/2005)
     For those of you that are familiar with Dream Theater, you've probably heard what I've got to say before. Those that are not familiar with Dream Theater and their brand of progressive hard rock expertise, I would suggest taking the time to seek out what they've done in the past. This is a band of musicians that can do things with their respective instruments that you might've thought were not humanly possible. As far as this release goes, the listener will need to spend large chunks of time with it just to absorb everything they hear.
 
     Dream Theater can almost be classified as classical. They are a tight group of five classically trained musicians, three of them  from the famed Berklee School Of Music, that have been playing together as a unit for nearly 20 years - putting out records that sometimes sound like training tools, or clinics, rather than rock albums. Immediately upon hearing "As I Am", the first track on "Train Of Thought", you can see where this is going. On each and every tune these guys assault your senses with every weapon in the arsenal. Soaring vocals over a wealth of keyboards, some simply stupendous skin bashing, and some of the best guitar work you might ever imagine. This is what Dream Theater is all about. It seems that they are trying to display every ounce of their instrumental prowess in each and every song. I can stand confidently and say that this is probably the most talented band on the planet. They can do things that will cause your bottom row of teeth to disconnect from your skull. But what about "the song"? What makes a good song? Your opinion of what makes a good song, and the aspects in which you listen to music will determine whether you like this album.
     Let me first say that I am a huge fan of this band. I am simply overjoyed that there are musicians of this caliber making music in this world. I am dead serious when I say you will be amazed by what they accomplish with their instruments here. If you want to hear great players just letting loose, and pouring all of their talents into every note, this record is a must for you. I guarantee that if you like to hear constant jamming filled with complex and intricate technique, you will absolutely love this. There are keyboard solos that shine. There is constant drum, cymbal and other percussive flair throughout. There are guitars that get punished with every technique known to man, and even a few that aren't yet known to man. And that's just in one song. On the other hand, if you enjoy the average toe-tapping four minute rocker exclusively, you might be terrorized by this. AC/DC's "Back In Black" or Aerosmith's "Toys In The Attic" this is not. Yes' "Tales From Topographic Oceans" or ELP's "Works" records may be more like it. Much like Emerson, Lake and Palmer before them, Dream Theater sometimes has a hard time staying on track with song structure. A nice solid idea running through a particular song may get obliterated by a six minute instrumental tangent, and never return to any kind of form. Some of their writing turns out sounding a bit avant-garde, or broken, because of some of these prolonged explosions of detailed instrumentation. But like I said before, they do astounding things within those intervals. The best example of this comes on the final track of this album, "In The Name Of God". The song structure gets blown straight to hell with the large instrumental piece mid-way through the fourteen minute plus track; but I would also urge every human being out there to listen to this song at least once. Look out below, there goes the jaw. To be truthful, I don't know what "in the name of God" guitarist John Petrucci is doing here, but it's amazing. I have questions about John Petrucci being human, because his playing is way out of this world. Petrucci is going to be playing alongside Joe Satriani and Steve Vai on the G3 tour for four dates in May. I promise you, he won't be overshadowed in any way, .....believe me. This guy is one of the greatest.
    
     In my opinion, a perfect record combines all the elements; great song structure and form that stays glued together, along with great talent at each player position. Does this record do that? No. The songs do get derailed quite often, but the idea of having five amazing players is pretty darn nice I must admit. So, it really all comes down to what you want to hear. If you want to hear five of the best musicians in the world doing everything in their repertoire, you have exactly that - all on one disc. If you are a musician, or someone that likes to study and analyze music, this album is a must. This is for fans of the "progressive art rock" genre. If you like bands like Rhapsody and Sonata Arctica you should love this record. If you want catchy songs that hold to the verse-chorus-verse structure religiously, "Train Of Thought" might not be for you.
 
OVERALL RATING:     7

DREAM THEATER - "Systematic Chaos"  (10/2007)
   Before we begin, let’s state right now what all of us are very well aware of already - the fact that Dream Theater is the most talented band on Earth and its surrounding planets. Does that fact change with this latest release? Of course not. There isn’t anyone out there with even a tiny bit of music sense that would deny this band its talent. The questions that lie with any Dream Theater release are: 1) Do the songs have consistent structure and melody? and 2) Can it possibly be any better than their previous work? Well, I could end this review right now and save the carpal tunnel episode for another day by just saying “Yes,” but this is one I need to tell you about.

   Just when you thought this band had possibly reached its peak they release this jaw-dropper. This is an album I can easily say is their best album to date. With their two previous releases, “Six Degrees of Inner Turbulence” and “Octavarium,” I thought the band had finally tapped out all of their best songwriting capabilities. Sure, the instrumentation is unmatched on those discs, but I thought the actual “song” had suffered a bit. All of the time changes, soloing, and other flashy displays of extraordinary talent can sometimes detract from the songs, making them difficult to listen to on a casual basis. “Systematic Chaos” takes the usual high degree of talent and fits it all into perfectly structured song suitcases. These aren’t small three minute packages, don’t misinterpret what I‘m saying here. The band sticks to the progressive stereotype with most songs well over the six minute mark, but each of them has a beginning, middle, and end, and best of all, they each have a hook.

   The album launches with “In The Presence of Enemies, Pt.1,” which is a 9-minute song that begins with a 5-minute instrumental run. This thing is just amazing. You’ll get a chill down your spine as the keyboards of Jordan Rudess give the song a galactic feel, the drums of Mike Portnoy keep your feet moving, and the guitar of John Petrucci makes you question if this can all really be happening. As the album flows into the very Queensryche-ish “Forsaken,” the disc presents its shortest and most structured track. This is a catchy one that still has everything you love about Dream Theater sewn into it. Moving on to “Constant Motion,” the band gives us a different kind of look. Sounding similar to Metallica’s “The Shortest Straw,” this is a road that the band has not walked in any previous efforts, but they strut their stuff just wonderfully here. Even with Petrucci and Rudess solos that put all others to shame, the real highlight of this song is the staccato shouting that caps off the hook-laden refrain. Keeping with the “road never traveled” revelation, the disc moves into “The Dark Eternal Night,” a song that plays out as a tattoo on the bicep of this killing machine. What song do you know that can have thrashing double bass drumming, a ragtime keyboard segment, and an “art rock” guitar spot in it, and still stay structured and effective? This is a song that only Dream Theater could pull off, and pull it off they have indeed.

   Next up is a more traditional type of Dream Theater composition. With a running time of 10:43, “Repentance” is a mystifying, Pink Floyd-ish kind of atmospheric work that is interesting, but ultimately ends up being a “Wall” (pun intended) in an otherwise consistently paced album. I think if the song was 4 or 5 minutes, it might not be quite the barrier; but, after all the background mumbling and the choir voices “ahh-ing” for the last five minutes, this one wears out its welcome. But the band steps right back into the overall flow of the album with great wonderment. “Prophets of War” is an excellent song that finds singer James LaBrie exploring his voice a bit more than usual, and in turn he gives off sparse hints of a hidden Freddie Mercury. All of this leads to a couple of songs that cap off a wonderful musical journey. Just shy of 15 minutes, “The Ministry of Lost Souls” is an epic song that is emotionally charged lyrically as well as instrumentally. Being a power ballad complete with an orchestral arrangement for the first 7:30, the song takes on a completely different personality for the last half. The intense jam that ensues, and slowly tapers back into the refrain that was established in the first half, ends up enhancing the song rather than depleting its effectiveness. This is what great progressive rock songwriting is all about. And, as the album closes with yet another lengthy song ("In The Presence of Enemies Pt.2" being the most lengthy at a whopping 16:38), we hear another great example of brilliance in progressive rock songwriting. This just might be the heaviest of any Dream Theater tracks too. With lyrics pertaining to a “dark master,” and growling metal shouts of “war,” “fear,” and “death,” the blazing fast double bass kick drums are just the cherry on top of this perfectly executed musical assault.

   Yes, I’m a huge fan of this band, but I found some of the more recent work to be difficult to access and very scattered in its presentation of any sort of song structure. “Systematic Chaos” has brought back all of the best elements of this incredible band. These are great songs with astonishing solos built into them, not astonishing solos with a song deeply hidden somewhere inside. I find it surprising to say this, but this is the best Dream Theater album yet.
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DUNWICH - “Heilagmanoth”  (8/2008)
 

   Hey, you like music? Yeah? Well, I’ve got a real treat for you. Now pay attention. When I asked if you liked music, I meant all kinds of music. Sure, you may have heard that this band Dunwich is kind of like Nightwish. Okay, I wouldn’t disagree. But, where Nightwish carries the torches to the castle drawbridge, Italy's Dunwich sprints through every room in the castle setting them ablaze.

   This disc is so pure and artistic. With its string, brass, and choir arrangements, “Heilagmanoth” transcends all boundaries of commercial acceptability in their genre. But here’s the funny thing, I don’t even know what genre this is! Yeah, they have a phenomenal operatic female singer like Nightwish and After Forever, but they use all kinds of other musical flavor that those bands have not touched upon. The use of Irish and Japanese flutes, Udo drum and bongos, among a mass of other instruments puts Dunwich in a whole other genre really. It is almost a “classical rock” kind of thing. It has the texture and poise of Brahms and Bach, with the guitar crunch of rock contemporaries like Dream Theater and Queensryche.

   The drawback to making music like Dunwich has here is the fact that not everyone can grasp the magnitude of it. For the casual listener that’s looking for a catchy song to tap their foot to, this will probably frighten them. This is for the music aficionado; the person that can sit down and pick out a particular chime or drum sound amidst the ocean of music and tune in to it and fully enjoy it. The songs here are very complex and detailed. For me, a person that listens carefully and analyzes the intricate details, this was like a day in paradise. Dunwich puts some wonderful elements to work here, and songs like “Beowulf,” “The Flying Fear,” and “Leaves on the Altars to the Moon” are great examples of a band that utilizes extraordinary talent to craft exciting works of musical art.

Official website: http://www.dunwich.it/
MySpace profile: http://www.myspace.com/dunwichband

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DYKEENIES, THE - "Nothing Means Everything"  (12/2007)

   My usual method of giving a little background history seems a little silly this time around. Everyone at the Are You On Something.com (www.areuonsomething.com) website seems to be way ahead of me with this band, and my friend Ray D'Ariano's great feature article on the band takes care of all the personal details. No, I'm here to cover the music from "Nothing Means Everything," The Dykeenies first full length slab of music.
 
   Whenever I locate any info about this band online, there always seems to be some mention of bands like The Killers and Arctic Monkeys. Not to say that I don't see the parallels, but I think there are a couple of major differences in The Dykeenies sound. First, these songs all have their own distinct personality. I find The Killers to have a very constant tone that runs throughout their material, and their songs have a tendency to flatten out because of it. The Dykeenies have a very diverse blend of tone on display here. Secondly, there is a Pop sensibility to The Dykeenies that is not found in other bands of their kind (dare I say the newest "New Wave" genre?). These songs are all around three minutes in length, with none of them reaching the four minute mark, and they are all laden with hooks big enough to land a whale.
 
   Launching the disc with "Panic," The Dykeenies seem to jump down your throat with a whiny, a capella vocal that leads into a thrashing that reminded me of The Sex Pistols. But, even though this track is the furthest removed from the rest of the material, it still has the band's stamp on it. The song is a different style, but the band still sounds comfortable and "real" with their performance. And it just so happens that "Panic" sits back-to-back with the catchiest Pop track on the disc. "Waiting For Go" is a ditty that will infiltrate your head and bang around in there for days on end. It's like some kind of musical masochism, and it doesn't end with "Waiting For Go." The next two tracks, "Stitches" and "Clean Up Your Eyes," remind me of the first time I heard U2. It's not really the music that is similar, but yet it's the chill that I got when I knew I was hearing the "next big thing." These two songs are radio hits, plain and simple. These songs are the voice of a band destined for stardom. It's perfect production quality with the band giving us amazing drum rhythms that roll and rumble sporadically, sharp and intense vocals, with thought provoking lyrics that are poetic and poignant. And, not to single out any one of these talented musicians more than the other, but this drummer is incredible. So many of the rhythms here are complex, but they're never overplayed. Big Country skinsman Mark Brzezicki had a very similar style, and Dykeenies drummer John Kerr is just as good, and just as much fun to listen to. "In And Out," in particular, is a drum clinic.
   As the album progresses we start to hear every facet of the band's diverse sound. A song like "Things You Cannot See" might remind you of a late 70's/early 80's Peter Gabriel sound that was a bit deeper and more serious, while "New Ideas" and "In And Out" lean more toward The Clash's brand of fired up, crunchy Pop. You might even here a Police influence on "Symptoms." All of these songs are branded with The Dykeenies musical iron though. Packed with soaring vocals, a big drum sound, hooks galore, and excellent production quality, "Nothing Means Everything" is soon to be a modern day classic.
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"EDGEPLAY: A FILM ABOUT THE RUNAWAYS"  DVD
   It was an album with a gatefold that resembled the latest issue of Playboy when you opened it. Singer Cherie Currie with a blue button down shirt, buttoned way down; tough as nails guitarist Lita Ford in her tight black v-neck; and rhythm guitarist Joan Jett looking as casual and confident as ever. It was every young boy's fantasy - a sexy all-girl rock band that were actually kids themselves (all of them 16, except Jett who was 17). It's that debut album from The Runaways that I still find myself dazzled by to this day. Since its release in 1976 I have had an obsession of sorts with this band. Now, when I say obsession it sounds so, ...um, ...sexually perverse. Well, maybe back in '76 it was a sexually driven obsession, but today it's an obsession with a rock band. A revolutionary rock band that silenced the cynics that had, for so long, believed that women had no place in the male dominated world of hard, driving rock 'n' roll. This film is their story, from the band's beginning to its' sad demise.
 
   This is a film that deals from the artist's point of view. We hear from everyone but the most successful Runaway, Joan Jett. Jett has not stated publicly exactly why she did not agree to participate in the making of the film, but my guess is she did not want to rehash the past and be any part of a "tell all" type of production. Let me say that I admire that line of thought, if in fact that is the reason for Jett's absence; but let me also say, ...Goddamn it Joan, it would have been so incredible with your input. Is the absence of Jett felt while watching the film? Of course. Absolutely. With Jett writing or co-writing just about every song The Runaways ever did, the soundtrack has virtually no Runaways songs on it because of Jett's complete opposition. Is it still an interesting account of the band without her? Absolutely. The film is produced, directed, and edited by ex-Runaway Vicki Blue, who now goes by the name of Victory-Tischler Blue. All through the film she takes a backseat to all of the original members of the band(except Jett, of course)when they vividly reminisce of their time with the band. Going into this, I was afraid I would hear too much about the later years that Blue was a part of, and not enough about the beginnings of the band. I was pleasantly surprised to find that the film dealt with the entire history of the band from start to finish. Blue does a wonderful job of walking us through almost every notable occurrence in the band's history.
 
   As the film's title and cast are introduced in the opening scene, it is befitting to hear a killer track from Suzi Quatro playing in the background. Joan Jett was obsessed with Quatro, and the band was based around the same "tough rocker chick" sound that Quatro was popularizing for fans in Europe at the time. Cherie Currie was actually told to learn any Suzi Quatro song for her audition. When she chose Quatro's lame cover of "Fever", the girls were busy looking down on her, while Jett and manager Kim Fowley penned a little tune called "Cherry Bomb" on the spot. Currie ended up singing the tune for her audition, and the rest as they say is history. We also learn here that bassist Jackie Fox auditioned with the Kiss classic, "Strutter". Fox later in the film explains that each member had a particular musician that they emulated. Currie was David Bowie, Jett was Quatro, Ford was Ritchie Blackmore, drummer Sandy West was "probably somebody from Queen", and Fox was Kiss crazy man Gene Simmons. You can't help but get the feeling that these girls were doing what all young music fans do, just on a huge, realistic scale. We are constantly reminded that these girls were only 16 or 17 years old when they were touring the world with their eccentric manager Kim Fowley. We hear tidbits from Fowley here also. A guy that nobody liked, but everybody depended on. Horror stories are told of Fowley's harsh, abusive language along with tales of consistent drug use. Currie still hopes somebody blows his brains out, as she says, "If anyone deserves it, that man does." Is this a film filled with each member trash talking the other? You bet. It's done with a classy vibe though. We get a complete history to accompany the verbal assaults, which makes this a bit more than a tabloid-type film. What exactly do we learn that we didn't already know? Quite a bit actually. We hear about Kim Fowley kicking Jackie Fox out of the studio while recording the classic debut, and hiring Blondie bassist Nigel Harrison to play on the record instead. A fact that I, a rabid fan, was unaware of. We hear about singer Cherie Currie's sexual escapades with both Jett and Sandy West. We also hear of her getting pregnant by another band manager, and later getting an abortion. We hear about Jackie Fox trying to kill herself, and her call to Randy Rhoads, who was a good friend, for support. We hear of Sandy West's rough days of drug running and jail time after the breakup of the group. We also hear of Blue's battle with epilepsy while she was in the band. Yes, folks, this was dysfunction at its horrible best.
 
   If you are a big fan of this band, you'll love to just watch these women reminisce. Seeing how they look now, and hearing them get into personal issues with a good friend (Blue) manning the camera was exciting. I do think this is a film for the hardcore Runaways fan though. If you are someone who never decided to check out the band, this isn't the outlet you want to start with. There are a couple of concert clips here, and some vintage footage of the girls early on, but for the most part this is simply the band members and people connected with the group talking to the camera. The excitement level for the casual fan is pretty low. But, for the hardcore, Runaways obsessed fan that still refuses to grow up, this is a wonderful trip.  
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EMERSON, LAKE & PALMER - "Beyond The Beginning"  two-disc DVD set  (11/2005)
    It was a blazing hot day, June 4th of 1977 to be exact, and I was standing on the turf of Soldier Field, home of the Chicago Bears. I was a young boy of only eight years and this was all a little overwhelming. They called it the "Super Bowl Of Rock;" an all day festival of sweat, smoke, and 70's rock and roll. Being only eight years of age at the time, I can only recall a few details of the day. I remember seeing the teenage girl on the stretcher, either passed out from the heat or she just had a little too much smoke. I remember Foghat doing "Slow Ride," which was one of my favorites at the time. And, I remember seeing my first real life monster that day, and he was mutilating a monstrous keyboard.
     Since that June day in 1977 I have always held Keith Emerson in the highest regard. I have always thought of Emerson as one of the best keyboard players in all of rock and roll. Well, upon watching this DVD, I have altered that thought just slightly. Emerson is not one of the best, he is the best. He is filmed numerous times throughout this insightful set of over four hours doing things that are beyond humanly possible. Emerson was a monster on that day in Chicago, and every day before and after apparently.
 
DISC ONE
     The first disc of the set appropriately starts with early video clips of the groups each band member was in prior to forming ELP. We get to see "Fire" from The Crazy World of Arthur Brown, complete with a masked Carl Palmer on drums. We get "America" from The Nice, with Emerson supplying his signature keyboard sound. And we get Greg Lake playing bass and singing with King Crimson on their classic, "21st Century Schizoid Man." Understanding the spirit of ELP begins with hearing where these high caliber musicians came from, and this is a nice way of doing that.
     As we move to the ELP In Pictures section of the disc, we see all phases of the band's existence. There is some rare footage of the band played out in chronological order, beginning with a Beat Club clip from 1970. "Take A Pebble," with its blinding blocks of vivid color, shows a young Greg Lake taking on bass and guitar duties and Emerson showing his usual brilliance. Watching Emerson reach into the strings of the piano and strum the them like a harp, you get the feeling that this guy was playing complete Bach and Mozart pieces at the age of three or four. Watching him play from the back of his keyboard in the next clip of the haunting "Knife Edge," you get a Hendrix vibe from him. When he starts violently rocking his instrument and goes into the guts of it from the back to create some interesting effects, while on his knees of course, you almost expect him to set it ablaze. Watch this clip to see the monster that is Keith Emerson. Clips of the ELP epic "Tarkus" follows, along with some excellent concert footage of the band doing classics like "Hoedown," "Lucky Man," "Karn Evil 9," and "Touch and Go." Mixed in with the live footage we get treated to things like the MTV-inspired video for Greg Lake's hit "I Believe In Father Christmas." An unusual performance of "Tiger in the Spotlight" has the band sharing the stage with a full-size tiger! The video clip of "Fanfare for the Common Man" is also an interesting one. It has the band performing the tune in an empty, snow covered stadium while donning oversized winter garb. There is an extended jam here that is a real delight also. One of the best clips included in this section of the disc though is from Oscar Peterson's Piano Party from 1976. The clip has Emerson and Peterson trading piano licks while performing "Honky Tonk Train Blues." This is one of those "un-human" times for Emerson. This performance is sure to blow anyone with any appreciation for musical talent away. The footage of Emerson taking his modular keyboard "stick" into the audience, after shooting an explosive from one end of it in the clip for "Tarkus" from Royal Albert Hall in 1992, isn't half bad either. There is all this talk of Emerson, but you also realize with this set that he has bookends that not only keep pace with him, but run in stride. With Greg Lake featured in clips like "Lucky Man" and Watching Over You," you fully realize the man's amazing talent. Aside from being a gifted singer, Lake shows his prowess as a guitar player here as well. And Carl Palmer.........well, he's just an Emerson with a drum kit. Another monster, and a pure talent of the progressive genre. The short but effective "Tank" drum solo clip shows just how talented Palmer is, and what an asset he was to the ELP sound.
     The Bonus Footage portion of this first disc is nothing to look at, but more of a hardcore fan novelty. It shows the band in a rehearsal from 1973, and if it only does one thing it shows us that they are human. You see the band a bit apprehensive and unsteady while developing a piece of a song, a state of mind that is just plain uncharacteristic for this band. I just expected these guys to wake up in the morning and simply play everything perfectly together, but I guess they really are human. The Story of the Covers portion gives us an inside look at the origins of the artwork, and some spooky facts about the demise of the artists after delivering their work to the band. And the ELP at Brands Hatch 1973 portion shows the band in their leisure time competing in a road race where Lake takes second place. The Interview with Bob Moog is a special moment really. His relationship with Emerson in particular was extraordinary. You could almost call Moog a fourth member of the band. He developed much of his technology exclusively for Emerson and ELP, and you can hear the adoration here.
 
DISC TWO
     This disc gives us some nice footage from the California Jam concert of 1974. The quality of the tape isn't the greatest - there are some dropouts, and the audio is sometimes out of synch; but the chance to see this band perform at such a monumental concert is a treat. You get much of the same things here that you get with disc one, performance wise - the beauty of Lake's voice, the precision of Palmer's drum work, and of course the brilliance of Emerson's alien-like finger work. Seeing Palmer play what he does, while holding his sticks in the traditional fashion (with the left stick held between the middle and ring fingers) is a genuine thrill. But the highlight for many on this disc is the "spinning piano" piece. Emerson plays a grand piano while it is lifted off the ground and spun vertically through the air. Yeah, ...very cool.
     The Beyond the Beginning portion of this second disc is something to please the die hard ELP fan. It features clips of the guys talking about every phase of the band's existence. We hear about how "Lucky Man" created tension between Emerson and his mates. We find out how the band was forced into making their "Love Beach" record. And, most meaningful to me, we find out how the "Works" tour was eventually the cause of the band's demise. You see, it was the "Works" tour that I saw that hot day, back in '77. I just find it strange that the one thing that brought the monster down, is the same thing that brought the musical monster inside of me to life.
 
     For those that have not experienced ELP and the power of music that they wield, this is a great place to start. For those that thought ELP was a good band, you will discover with this set that they were much more than just "good." Emerson, Lake & Palmer were three of the greatest musicians to ever venture into the realm of progressive rock, and that fact is illustrated beautifully here. 
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epo-555 - "Mafia"  (1/2008)
     This is an album that has a sound all its own, but epo-555 could possibly be described as something like Radiohead meets Pink Floyd. This is a record that has some dark moments, but the overall feel of this album is like a breezy dreamscape. These songs almost take flight and linger in the air, like feathers in a gentle wind. The light and airy vocals, which are layered over thumping rhythms and beautiful guitar pieces make this a real treat for anyone looking to be taken on a musical journey. Much of the original, creative sound of this record can be accredited to the album's production, which was handled by the band itself. Putting just enough echo into the vocals and making the rhythms just punchy enough to carry the songs is really what makes this album so special. Songs like "Grisslappan" and "Tess La Coil" feel like wonderful musical friends to me now. These are songs that I can embrace; songs that I can take a slow walk with, or take off and fly with. This is one of those special records that just "hits the spot." When your in the mood to hear this style of light and dreamy alternative pop, this is the only pill that will cure your ill.
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FAGEN, DONALD - "Morph The Cat"  (8/2006) "EMERGENCY SURGERY" feature
 
Donald Fagen, the voice of Steely Dan.

Donald Fagen, the genius of Jazz Rock.

Donald Fagen has finally returned with a new record to follow up his Grammy nominated “Kamikiriad” release from 1993. Okay, so “Donald Fagen, prolific recording artist” is a stretch, but when this guy does do it he does it right. “Kamikiriad” was nominated for Album of the Year, and it still remains a regular visitor to my disc player. In my opinion, it was a perfect record. So, what am I expecting to hear some thirteen years down the road? To be honest, I expect nothing less than perfection from Fagen. For so many years, he and Walter Becker thrilled and amazed me with their Steely Dan albums; blending jazz, rock, funk and pop with an injection of wry and dry humor. I go into this expecting to hear more great songs in the same vein of that Steely Dan and “Kamikiriad” material. Does Fagen have some surprises in store? Will this be the pillar of perfection that “Kamikiriad” was? Let’s see.

Track 1: “Morph The Cat” - Opens with the soothing, yet funky bass line, backed by the trademark occasional keyboard jolt. There’s even a light horn all the while, acting as the canvas for this classic musical collage. A light breezy vocal track holds your hand as you skip through this one. I now see that the track runs for almost seven minutes. Right at the four minute mark, the vocals subside to allow the wailing guitar solo. And, right at about five and a half into it, the vocals kneel to the horn jam session, which continues until the fade out. So, we have the usual elements you would expect from Fagen, all within this first track. Great stuff. RATING: 8

Track 2: “H Gang” - Funky and tight. This is the first single from the record, and it’s no surprise. There is some excellent guitar work in the beginning and the end of this one, along with a classic horn sound and sweet vocals that make up another great song. RATING: 9

Track 3: “What I Do” - This song stays in step with the attitude and rhythm of the last two songs, but this time we get a harmonica solo at about two minutes and fifteen seconds into this one. And this is another song of length, clocking in at an even six minutes. Some nice backing vocal work, added together with more of the harp to end the track. This one seems to get a bit stale at six minutes though. Make this four minutes and I think it works better, but not too bad. RATING: 6

Track 4: “Brite Nightgown” - Funky …real funky. Almost sounds like a Prince tune it’s so funky! This one has a running time of over seven minutes, too! At about two minutes and twenty seconds into the tune we get a long vocal break that gives way to a funky guitar piece, as well as a keyboard jaunt, which all lasts a total of about two minutes. When we continue the vocal groove, the song turns excessively repetitive and seems like it’s fading for the last three minutes. You get that “Is this ever going to end?” feeling. Nice instrumental groove, but way, WAY too long. RATING: 4

Track 5: “The Great Pagoda Of Funn” - Nice steady pace that has that peaceful Steely Dan sway to it. Beautiful blend of vocal harmonies and instrumental work, right up until the horns take the reigns of the song with a blaring solo that lasts for about a minute or so. As the song never loses pace, the vocal harmonies and instrumental work seize the reigns once again, only to lead us to yet another solo section, this time for the guitar. This guitar solo, which starts just after the five minute mark, continues until the fade, which arrives at just after seven and a half minutes. This is another really lengthy song. This one has a much better pacing than “Brite Nightgown” did, but it still yearns to end a tad sooner. RATING: 6

Track 6: “Security Joan” - This one has a more upbeat jazzy feel, with those incredible vocal harmonies. There are plenty of lyrics and vocal groove to make this song, which also clocks in over the six minute mark, a pure delight. The guitar solo that’s smack in the middle of the tune is perfectly placed and lasts a perfect amount of time, so as not to lose the flow of the track. This is a great example of how to write an interesting song that can last six minutes or more. Great stuff. RATING: 8

Track 7: “The Night Belongs To Mona” - I immediately check the clock when this one starts, and we’re significantly shorter with this tune. At just over four minutes, “Mona” is a slow and steady walk that utilizes all the weapons, but keeps it very simple. Nothing special here, but a decent straight forward track nonetheless. RATING: 6

Track 8: “Mary Shut The Garden Door” - A moody bass line, coupled with a jumpy drum beat makes for an unusual edginess here. There’s almost a nervous tension to this one as Fagen quickly spits out the title at the end of each verse. This is another song that seems to be a run-on. Lasting slightly more than six and a half minutes, “Mary” relies on some gentle harmonica solos to capture us for a large portion of the time here. For me, that just wasn’t enough. RATING: 4

Track 9: “Morph The Cat (Reprise)” - This is a little reminder (just under three minutes) of what the title track sounded like, in case you forgot. With only one short verse here, this is really an instrumental that simply acts as an unnecessary cap to the album. RATING: 4

OVERALL RATING:  6     ALIVE!

I love the Fagen sound; the easy tones, the soft sway, the funky groove that runs through so much of this stuff; it’s all part of why I love this guy, and all of that is represented here. On the other hand, if that sound doesn’t do that much for you, don’t look for this one to do anything to change your opinion. This is a fairly consistent record. We have the usual ingredients that make Fagen who he is, and for most of this record they make for an enjoyable listen. But, quite a few of the tunes here could stand a minute or two chopped off of them, while some just don’t work that well, and a few of them are just spectacular. It’s nowhere near the dish that “Kamakiriad” was, or any of the Steely Dan albums for that matter, but that’s okay. Fagen is so distinctive and original in his sound, and as he offers all of that up once again, I find it hard not to appreciate it.
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FAR CORNER - "Far Corner"  (11/2004)
    Dark....rich....robust....full of flavor.
     No, I'm not going to review Starbucks latest French Roast coffee blend, I'm talking about Cuneiform Records' release of Far Corner's self-titled debut.
     This is a record that you've never heard before. A stark experimentation in originality. Billing themselves as a chamber rock ensemble, Far Corner live up to that description and then some. This is a quartet that uses only a cello and keyboard, with a bass/drums rhythm section, to create their unique sound. With three members of the quartet being classically trained musicians with degrees from the University Of Wisconsin-Madison, there is a strong classical vibe throughout the record. Internationally renowned bassist William Kopecky, having worked with rock outfits such as The Flyin' Ryan Brothers and guitar wiz Michael Angelo, gives this release the cohesive rock/jazz sound that keeps the band accessible to the average listener. With the sly funk of his fretless pieces accenting the classical dark cello arrangements played by cellist Angela Schmidt, Kopecky gives the Stravinsky/Bartok influenced compositions an injection of Jeff Beck/Mahavishnu Orchestra jazz rock. The mixture is unique, and utterly original. Drummer Craig Walkner is extraordinary in his precision. Playing elaborate drum beats and intricate cymbal patterns, he is the perfect partner to Kopecky's bass. With cellist Angela Schmidt providing layer upon layer of direful, apocalyptic strokes of her instrument, this really is an amazing collaboration.
     Keyboardist Dan Maske, who has a Ph.D in Music Composition from the University Of Wisconsin-Madison, is brilliant with both composing and playing here. The melding of jazz and classical piano and organ arrangements, in the ocean of symphonic sound that he has written for his bandmates, creates one of the most progressive sounds available in music today. His playing could be described as Bob James shakes hands with Bach, or Bruce Hornsby gets attacked by Mozart. This type of jazz/classical playing has a sort of tension and immediacy to it in this context. The manner in which Maske composes lends itself to a live, or eclectic improvisational style. When I asked the bandleader if he had a specific formula when composing - like initial writing on piano, with rhythm section then added, and cello pieces as topping - he stated, "No one instrument is composed first. The instruments are all written for pretty much simultaneously, as a whole. However, a tune may be based on a theme or motive that I come up with on a particular instrument such as 'Outside', which was stemmed from a bass theme. 'Going Somewhere' was based on the percussion, etc. Even though I'm the keyboard player, I prefer to step back and write for the ensemble as a whole, as if I'm just the composer and won't be playing the music myself." I believe, in sports, this is called "being a team player". The idea of composing all of these parts simultaneously seems unimaginable to this writer. With the complexity of these arrangements, it takes a genius mind to have each of them successfully converge and coagulate the way they do. It seems Maske is that genius mind.
     When I first put the disc into my player, the first track that played was called "Silly Whim". The title brought thoughts of rock stalwarts Rush, and the lyrics of their epic "2112" song, from the record of the same name. I thought maybe Maske is, or was, a Rush fan - and maybe the song would resemble Rush in some strange way. Nope. Maske spoke to me about the origins of "Silly Whim": "I was pretty much finished composing the music for the CD when, as I was playing drums one day, came up with three contrasting beats that seemed to work well together. I combined them and then wrote music for the other instruments to these drum beats and came up with the tune. The whole thing was kind of unplanned, and I think I basically wrote the whole tune in one day." He went on to say, "This was a big difference compared to the other tunes which usually took weeks or months of composing, thus, it was a 'silly whim' of a tune. He also said he was aware of the Rush track, and interestingly added, "I actually thought years ago that if I ever started a heavy metal band, I'd call it SILLY WHIM." Hmmm, ....interesting.
     As I continued on through this comprehensive, multifarious record, I came upon a track called "Something Out There". This track stood apart from the rest because of its' natural urgency, and its' separation into three parts (appropriately titled I, II and III). The spirit of this track strangely reminded me of the classic horror film, Night Of The Living Dead". With the first part (I) staying somewhat serene, the second part (II) being frantic and scatterbrained, and the third and final part (III) having a "dust settles" feel to it - this track plays out much like a film score. As it happens, this is the flow of "Night Of The Living Dead"; with the characters barricaded in a house with "something (zombies) out there" in the middle of the film. I asked bassist William Kopecky if there was an intentional theme to the track when it was written. "'Something Out There' wasn't 'written' so much as 'spontaneously composed' live in the studio", he said. He continued to explain the unique technique in which the track was assembled: " If memory serves, we totally improvised the 3rd movement first, without a clue as to what we were doing, although we did have a series of notes--not a conventional scale by any means--from which we could pick and choose what we were going to play. We played for about 10 minutes, but the computer crashed after only three or four!  (Dan Maske) took the fragment home and decided to create a very loose framework for the track, consisting of three parts: parts 1 and 3 being like bookends in their airy, haunted atmosphere, while part 2 is a more lively movement with a fiery organ solo and wild drumming.  So it does have a kind of storyline feel, I suppose, but that wasn't intentional at its inception." He thankfully went on to say that he "could totally see the piece working in the context of ('Night Of The Living Dead')", which helped in my decision to not seek mental help for my bizarre thoughts on the song.
     I did begin wondering how Far Corner might reach titles for these diverse compositions. Maske states, "Most of the titles were chosen while I was in the middle of writing a tune. A couple may have been thought up just after a tune was finished. I did have CD
art imagery in mind (cold & remote wilderness) when writing the tunes, and therefore the track titles can all find some representation on the CD cover. 'Silly Whim' may be an exception." Hmmm, ....interesting.
 
     Yes, this is a record you've never heard before. This is the epitome of originality in music.
     It is dark. It is robust. It is full of flavor. It may not be Starbucks French Roast, but Far Corner's blend of talent and originality is certainly my cup of tea. 

FLOGGING MOLLY - "Within A Mile Of Home"  (10/2004)
     This is the story of a young lad named Dave King.
     Dave was born to the streets of Dublin, Ireland, where he grew up on traditional Irish music. But Dave was a restless young lad, and sought out alternative avenues of releasing his musical aggression. "My family would go to the pub and gather up people to come back to the house to play tin whistle, mandolin, fiddle and spoons, with my mom on piano and my uncle on accordion," he reminisces. "But I wanted to run away from that. As you get older, you want to pick up electric guitars and play loud. You rebel against those traditional elements." And rebel he did.
     A moderately successful supergroup (of sorts) called Fastway, became the vehicle for Dave's youthful angst. Comprised of Motorhead's longtime guitarist "Fast" Eddie Clarke, UFO bassist Pete Way (who left the band just weeks after their first record was released), and ex-Humble Pie drummer Jerry Shirley, Fastway was a loud, rollicking explosion of sound. Dave's vocals were reminiscent of a young Robert Plant. With his tightly wound high tenor in full force, Dave and his various Fastway bandmates released four records together.
     After leaving Fastway, Dave received an invitation from superstar A&R guru John Kalodner to join another metal band called Katmandu. Dave accepted the invite, flew from London to L.A., and recorded the lone Katmandu record. Oddly enough, a cover of Irish band U2's "God Part II" was included on the record; perhaps, ...it was a sign of things to come.
 
     Dave King has now surfaced with a deep Irish brogue, and a bevy of musicians efficient in traditional Irish and punk music. Yes, that's right, punk. Flogging Molly is a unique blend of traditional Irish melodies, that are played in front of a snappy pulse of punk attitude. The seven musicians that make up the band might be found playing instruments such as Tin Whistle, Bodhran, and Uilleann Pipes. Perhaps Dave King said it best when describing his group's sound: "If it didn't have mandolin, accordion, fiddle and whistle, it would be punk-rock, and if it didn't have guitar, bass and drums, it would be traditional Irish music. Flogging Molly has both."
     "Within A Mile Of Home" is a record that takes a blind leap from the cliffs of Mt. Popularity. Chugging along at a comfortable pace, showing no signs of losing its integrity. It's a risky, adventurous variety of musical styles that would not normally be heard together. When everything gets going, you can hear influences of seminal punk bands like The Clash mixed with the traditional Irish drinking song. Songs like "The Seven Deadly Sins" and "Tobacco Island" might best exhibit this unique joining of styles, with the latter describing the Irish being shipped to Barbados in the 17th century by British military leader Oliver Cromwell to work as slaves on the sugar plantations, and the former paying tribute to deceased Clash guitarist Joe Strummer. Elsewhere we find songs that draw directly from Irish roots. On "To Youth (My Sweet Roisin Dubh)" we hear a straight forward tribute to King's homeland, and "Factory Girls" finds King in a duet with Lucinda Williams to create a serene folk piece. "Whistles The Wind", being the most traditional song on the record, places us in the green pastures of Ireland upon hearing it. Many of these songs are lyrically rich, containing personal and historical idioms of King and his culture. As King says of "Don't Let Me Die Still Wondering", "I started writing that song when I heard Johnny Cash had died," King says of the tune, composed, as always, on a typewriter manufactured in 1916, the year of the Irish uprising. "There was a man who lived life to the fullest. I don't want to be wondering on my deathbed what I left behind. I want to leave nothing behind. I want to be ready to go to the next world - and enjoy life here at the same time." This is a record that draws from culture, personal experience, and life in general.
     Now, with any record that exhibits various styles and takes risks, we usually get some undesirable things happening. That does happen here, but not too often. The sound can get a bit tedious at times, due to very little variance; and it isn't something that most people could handle hearing all day, every day. I do feel that this is a record that requires being in a certain state of mind. In other words, you gotta be in the mood for this one. If you are in the mood for something original, that takes from the punk era as much as traditional Irish lore, this is the record to listen to, though.
 
     All in all, this is a good record. Not a great record, but it is good. You have to award points for originality here. Flogging Molly are one of the only bands doing what they do, and people seem to be flocking to the stores to buy this record. "I'm finally doing what I love," "I King says, after describing the long path that he took before Flogging Molly allowed him the ability to infuse the traditional sounds of his youth with the punk-rock of his adulthood. I'm singing about what I want to sing about and people want to listen." Debuting on the Billboard chart at #20, you have to believe......it's good to be King. 
 
OVERALL RATING:      6

FLYIN' RYAN BROTHERS, THE - "Blue Marble"  (4/2006)
"When a gifted team dedicates itself to unselfish trust and combines instinct with boldness and effort, it is ready to climb." - Patanjali

   Somehow I don't picture the Ryan Brothers as followers of Patanjali's Yoga sutras, but I may be mistaken. The sound of this latest disc, "Blue Marble," does everything to indicate that they are at least following the advice of the above quote. Identical to their last effort, 2002's "Legacy," The Flyin' Ryan Brothers exhibit extraordinary amounts of unselfish musicianship and confidence. This is a band made up of two of the best guitar players in the world, Jimmy and Johnny Ryan; but that's really not what makes this band tick. The guitar harmonizing brothers hire on other great musicians to accompany their talent. Now, the problem that so many bands face when acquiring an all-star lineup is the fight that ensues for prominence. Almost all of your superstar players start biting and scratching to have themselves brought up more in the final mix and what usually ends up happening is catastrophic. Production levels come over as flat, and the "song" gets lost in exchange for the "look what I can do" attitude that ends up oozing from every flat, monotonous note. By listening to anything that the Ryan Brothers have done, especially this release, you can see that they obviously don't buy into that whole scene. This is a record that has a bass player like none other in William Kopecky (Kopecky, Parallel Mind, Far Corner), and he is not only allowed to play freely here, he is encouraged to let loose. There are songs on this record when Kopecky grabs the reigns and steers the song while both Ryans ride comfortably in the carriage behind him. It's all about confidence, folks. The Ryan Brothers' confidence in their own talents, as well as the talents of their supporting cast, and most of all, the confidence in the heart and strength of their songs as they are written.
   The Flyin' Ryan Brothers have to be the most underrated, undiscovered act in the world. Sure, there may be great guitar players like the Ryans in every city around the world, but very few have honed their talents into a formidable music machine like the Ryans have done. This is a band that has crafted songs, and shown great sensibility and patience in their impressive writing style for many years. Being recognized by the Grammy panel and winning "finest fingers" contests is nothing new to this troupe. Although they have yet to make the final Grammy ballot, it is only a matter of time if the boys can keep up the pace of releasing artistry like "Blue Marble."   

   The disc starts off with an artistic piece called "Baghdad," and the listener is immediately thrust into a Songwriting 101 class. With Kopecky handling bass, as well as sitar and tanpura (that's right, tanpura) duties, and the Ryans constantly alternating lead solos with pace setting harmonic guitar rhythms, the mood is entirely Middle Eastern while maintaining a hard rock instinct. As the disc moves to "Skytrain," the band is found cooking with more of a straight forward jam recipe. Again, the brothers Ryan are playing the same great style of twin guitar harmony, just this time it's through gritted teeth. A beautiful rhythm track is pushed forward by a blizzard of angry guitar licks, and a simply wicked bass chart. I know this is getting old, but I'm telling you, this Kopecky guy is not human. Get the disc and go three minutes into this song and you'll see what I mean. Popping, slapping, and bubbling bass work that most artists with their name on the cover wouldn't even allow to happen for fear of being upstaged. The Ryan brothers welcome this guy into their songs, and the invite pays off tremendously. On the third track, the band has their own way of saying "there goes Tokyo" by giving us a monstrous tune called "Godzilla Vs. Mothra". Screeching and dive bombing guitars scattered around a flurry of more brilliant harmonies makes me want for the rest of the Godzilla films to be adapted to song. As the guys move to "The Road To Galway," the traditional Irish jig is brought into the world of rock instrumental music. This has been the Ryans trademark for some time now - a nod to their Irish roots by way of their extraordinary talents. "Galway" is a bright, light and airy piece that comes at a perfect moment in the record. Most impressive is the bridge section of this song that keeps the song from going stale. The album goes to its longest and most passionate piece on the album after this. "The Great Divide" is played with a feeling that only few can capture in instrumental music. Hearing the Ryans break off and play separately, and then seamlessly join together to play in unison, only to split off once again is just pure magic. This may be one of the best twin harmony guitar pieces ever recorded. And after a display like this, the brothers thought they would share the wealth again, only this time it's drummer Bob Behnke that gets the spotlight. On a tune where Kopecky's sitar is the "voice," "Gaza" starts out with a thirty-second drum barrage. Between this and the 1:09 drum solo "Snake Stretcher" (which has Johnny Mrozek on skins), it seems apparent that the Ryans have faith and confidence in their hired drum help also. Giving an entire title on the record to a drummer that does not have the last name of Ryan? That's pure confidence. As the record moves toward a more mood oriented vibe, the light strings of "Blue Ridge" power up. This is a very nice melody that I felt could have been cut from its 5:32 mark. I think if the tune was a more simplistic 4:00, the steady rhythm throughout the song would have been a bit more memorable. But, let it be understood that this song is about tone and texture. The longer running time gives the song a chance to create a more "lazy" or spirituality relaxed tone, which is also a nice break from the rest of the record. Another mood piece, and a song that has a light, jazzy tone, is the stunning "American Beauty." This sounds almost like a David Sanborn song that got adapted for the guitar. The twin harmonies and the delicious solos to close out the tune are beyond compare. As the album reaches "Valley Of The Kings," and later "Babel," we get the somewhat typical rock instrumentals that are in the same vein as Satriani or Beck (Jeff). When the record returns to a slower mood piece called "Avalon," I could almost repeat my thoughts of "Blue Ridge" verbatim here also. The light drum tapping, and the dreamy tone are there to behold, but I think the tune would have been more effective at 4:00 as opposed to its mark of 5:12. But again, this is a deep mood piece that needs to transport you and keep you there in order to complete its duties; so, as I did with "Blue Ridge," I do see the reason for the extended length. The record comes to a rousing close with the band paying their respects to the act that is probably most responsible for The Flyin' Ryan Brothers existence - Wishbone Ash. They tackle Ash's classic, "Blowin' Free," and it couldn't have been any better. All of the solos are razor sharp, the vocals are tender and light, and the alternate arrangement at the end of the track is pure genius.

     In a world that has virtually left the rock instrumental genre behind, The Flyin' Ryan Brothers have resurrected the spirit of this great art. To hear such a complete and artistic entity such as this is oh so rare. To have two masters of their instrument sharing their stage with other players that are just as talented is also rare. All I would ask from The Flyin' Ryan Brothers in the future is that they keep making the same quality music while maintaining that unselfish mentality  - and, oh yeah, keep up those Yoga sessions.

OVERALL RATING:   8
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FLYIN' RYAN BROTHERS, THE - "Totality"  (9/2008)
    Jimmy and Johnny Ryan, the brothers who are responsible for some of the most incredible twin guitar harmonies I've ever heard, are at it again. I had a seat belt put on my music room chair because of these guys. Whenever I listen to their latest stuff I strap in and get ready for an amazing ride - and "Totality" just might be the best trip yet.

 
   When I first heard "Sibling Revelry," the earliest of the band's releases, I thought the raw talent of the band was blatantly obvious. Although the disc had a few songs that were penguins, they were nesting with a flock of high flying condors. With each subsequent release the band has gotten more and more focused and polished. So when "Blue Marble" was released in 2005, almost 10 years after "Sibling Revelry", the band had become a buffed pearl; silky smooth harmony guitars with amazing streaks of colorful bass and drum parts spilled across it. I thought the band very well might've reached their pinnacle, but it seems I was wrong. "Totality" is a giant nest that houses 13 soaring eagles.
 
    One of my favorite instrumental albums of all time is Jeff Beck's "Wired" album. The reasons I find that album so enjoyable is because of its keen sense of melody. Beck plays the songs with a nurturing care, cradling each of them with patience and all around instrumental texture. The Flyin' Ryan Brothers have done the same with the songs on "Totality." There are songs that are influenced by jazz, pop, rock, metal, and even Irish folk - and they are all done with a focus on melody. I don't like to explain each track in a review because I usually don't deem it necessary, but I really feel a need to do so with this disc, to fully explain what I heard out of each song.
  
   1. "Totality" - This is a great intro, with a 70's, Angel-like keyboard fest.  This comes at you with all guns blazing.
   2. "Escape Velocity" - a fast-paced rocker with Kopecky wailing away on bass. It almost has an Iron Maiden kind of tone, reminiscent of the instrumental "Losfer Words (Big 'Orra)" from Maiden's "Powerslave" release. Edgar Winter's "Frankenstein" also came to mind with the short soloing bursts from Jimmy, Johnny, and Kopecky. And once again, William Kopecky proves to be the best bass player on the planet. Three minutes into this song Kopecky unloads with great ferocity, delivering a stretch of machine-gun action inside of the already explosive and rhythmic line he was already playing. Nobody, I mean, nobody, is as good as this guy. This is a big, bad mofo rocker to start the engines.
   3. "Heritage" - This has the Flyin' Ryan Brothers signature sound of guitar tone and harmony. With a real renaissance sound, this sounds like a song that might be used to usher in the Queen. This is one of those free-flowing songs that sticks in your head long after the disc is in its case. Perfect progression and flow keeps this one interesting and full of flavor. 
   4. "The Choir of Eden" - Wow.  This is a mood piece that sits you down and gently sways your emotions in a crib of melody and tone. Kopecky is the driving force behind this song with his intuitive play on the fretless bass. I felt like I was lobotomized by a bass guitar when I got through with this one. This is really an exquisite piece.
   5. "The Crosses of Annagh" - This is where the amazing versatility and artistic integrity of the band shows up. This as a traditional Celtic melody, with a beautifully modern guitar adaptation. While achieving a "happy dance" feel, this also gives you a "Braveheart"-type of battle emotion as well. Being a huge fan of Celtic music, this is one of my favorite songs on the record.
   6. "Aeolian Rhapsody" - And this just might be my favorite song on the record.  The guitar here almost sounds like a flute or a tin whistle. And here I go again....you gotta hear Kopecky's brilliant bass line here. It acts as a backup singer to the Ryans bellowing harmony guitar parts. This is just an amazing arrangement. With a few Beatlesque moments along the way, and a nice change of pace at the end of the track, this is a song with a strong heartbeat well into its six minute running time.
   7. "Big Shotz" - This is Jimmy and Johnny doing what they do best; rockin' out with incredible twin harmony guitar licks, backed by a rhythm section like no other.
   8. "Free to Fly" - Here's a free-spirited piece that puts you atop a mountain covered with daisies.  Kopecky's fretless beast goes to work here again, sliding in and out and back and forth like some sort of shifting lake of tranquil melody. This is definitely another mood piece on the album, and I will sometimes end up watching the time on these if they don't move along; but this one just keeps shifting, especially near the end, to keep you focused on the beautiful melody.
   9. "Spirit's Call" - Picking up where the previous track ("Free to Fly") left off, this is what it sounds like when you decide to leap from that daisy covered peak and you're flying across the sky. This is more of an upbeat, free-spirited jam. If this album has a flaw of any kind, it might be in the titles of these last two tracks. This one has a "Free to Fly" feel, while track 8 has more of a "Spirit's Call" vibe. But that's the wonderful thing about instrumental music, it is always left to personal interpretation.
   10. "Wes Is More" - Oh man, this one is special. Written as a tribute to late Jazz guitarist Wes Montgomery, this one has a big jazz feel, with Kopecky's fretless hard at work once again. This just might be the most versatile track on the disc. The song is played in a style which Montgomery is widely known for, known as "the Naptown Sound," which made use of octaves (playing the same note on two strings one octave apart). At times, the fretless bass is almost like a David Sanborn-style horn, while the twin guitars create a free-flowing canvas. Did I already pick a favorite song?
   11. "Cosmic Calypso" - This song is reminiscent of "Gaza" from the band's "Blue Marble" release with its ominous and heavy sound and the prominence of what sounds like a sitar. The bongos dispersed throughout the song are ingenious.  The eerie keyboard effects are an excellent addition to the mood of the piece as well.
   12. "Now And Forever" - Here's a beautiful closing piece for the disc (next to "Heritage Reprise"). This is a loving and gentle lullaby that sounds like an adaptation of "Ode to Joy."  There's no doubt that this was written with somebody very special in mind. It's played with tearful emotion that translates almost supernaturally through the speakers.
   13. "Heritage Reprise" - When I first heard this, I asked myself why the Flyin' Ryans might revisit the song "Heritage" to finish off the album, and then I came to me.... "Heritage" is what this band is all about.  Besides the song having their signature sound, heritage is what these brothers base their sound around. They are deeply in touch with their Irish roots and even more in touch with the brotherhood that they share as a band. And make no mistake, this is a band of FOUR musical brothers. Just by listening to this "Totality" disc you can clearly hear and feel what a close knit family this band is. Throughout the record, Kopecky's bass and Johnny Mrozek's drums are constantly being born from the same groove mother -- while Jimmy and Johnny's guitars sing over all of it together in perfect harmony and tone. "Heritage Reprise" is just the Flyin Ryan's way of saying welcome to the family.
 
   For anyone who is a fan of great instrumental music, the Flyin Ryan's are about the best there is. After hearing "Blue Marble" I had great expectations for this new album, and it has exceeded my expectations.  If "Blue Marble" was near perfection, "Totality" is the picture of perfection. They have taken the best elements of their excellent "Legacy" record, and the finest elements of the "Blue Marble" record, and have crafted a real work of art. Like I wondered why they closed with "Heritage Reprise," I also wondered why they named the disc "Totality," and then it came to me.... Totality is exactly what this record is. It is a band working totally in sync and firing on all cylinders. It is a record that is totally balanced. And this is a record that is the sum of all its parts....which makes it totally amazing.
 
   One thing I can say for certain is this - their next record won't be better than this one. It doesn't get any better than this.
 
   Official website: www.ryanetics.com
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GODSMACK - "The Other Side"  (7/2004)
   When I heard that Godsmack was about to release a record of acoustic material, I was immediately anxious to hear it. You know, ten or twelve new songs that follow in the footsteps of "Voodoo" and "Serenity". I am a fan of what this band has done in the past, which is guitar driven metal in the same vein as bands such as Disturbed, Anthrax and Metallica. Some of the brightest moments on the previous records have come when the band settles down a bit, and starts to experiment with alternative drum sounds and a gentler lead vocal sound. Their self-titled debut is one packed with hard hitting metal tracks, that have razor sharp riffs and blistering guitar solos. It is when the band ends the record though, that they show how diverse they can be. "Voodoo" is an amazing track that incorporates Sully Erna's brooding dark vocals, with an astounding tribal drum piece. It is what this record, "The Other Side", is based upon; but, I think it falls a little short in more ways than one.
 
   Let me just say, before even listening I had a couple of problems with this one.
   First problem was the amount of material. There are only seven tracks on the disc, with a total time of under 30 minutes!
   My second problem was seeing that four of the slender seven were old songs getting worked over acoustically. I had been looking forward to an lp loaded with new songs that the band wanted to "get off of their chest". I thought that the band possibly felt that their standard issue record was not the forum to get too much of "the other side" heard. I thought the band possibly had a vault full of lighter acoustic tracks, and created a forum here for unleashing all of them. What I got was an e.p. with seven songs, only three of them new. That's what I get for thinking, I guess. 
   What they do on the disc is musically worthy, and I still feel that they are a force to watch in the future. All of the seven tracks are well done. "Running Blind", "Touché" and "Voices", the new tracks written for this release are great. With crisp production and more great guitar work, this time acoustically, these songs are real winners. Although it is disappointing to not hear more new tracks recorded, the reworked stuff is well done also. "Re-Align" and "Keep Away", two tracks that are normally heavy bashing, are reworked here into bouncy, high-strung acoustic marvels. The last track, track number 7(?), is an acoustic revision of the title track of their inferior sophomore effort "Awake". The band not only toned the song down, but they went from calling it "Awake" to calling it "Asleep". I do love a band with a sense of humor! This track is also done with a great deal of poise and class. The only track that is slightly unimpressive is "Spiral". It's nothing terrible, it's just simply not that interesting.
   
   So, what we have here is a real good band, not ready to release new material, trying to fulfill their contract with the label. If this is factual, I don't know; but, it sure does seem that way. It's the same in the music business as it is with anything else. Politicians push harder and do more in an election year, sports stars usually perform better in a contract year, and many rock stars release the motherlode in a contract year. Let's say Godsmack is into Universal Records for a three record deal, and they just released a fairly successful first album on their contract. The label and/or the band will want to get more product out there to follow it up as soon as possible, even if there are only seven songs ready. This means they will have plenty of material left for the third and crucial "contract record". That's just the way it works much of the time. The classic example of this is when a new act cuts two records, and then releases a greatest hits package, or a live album. Or, when a classic band such as Rush or Van Halen keeps putting out greatest hits packages....over and over and over. Kind of silly, I think.
 
   This is a decent effort that's just like a maxi-single more than anything else. The $9.99 Best Buy price is just crazy. If you can get it used for four bucks or something, go for it. I'm a believer in "you get what you pay for". If I pay close to full price, I want close to a full album. If you got $10 to spend, let me know, and I'll send you a list of other discs that are worth it.
 
OVERALL RATING:    5 

"GUITAR HERO" for the PS2 videogame console  (6/2006)

   I liked Pong, I really did. It was simple, yet effective. It was the Atari 2600 that was the cat’s meow though. I had the Sears “Tele-Games” knockoff, but the Space Invaders still made that menacing stomping sound when they marched back and forth - that’s really all that mattered. Yeah, I was a kid from the 80’s; Intellivision, Commodore 64, Colecovision, right up to the first Nintendo NES system - I had my hands on all of them. Having an 8-year old at home, I’ve gotten into the new generation of videogame systems as well. We all know that Microsoft’s XBOX and Sony’s Playstation 2 laugh in the face of everything that has come before them, as they very well should. These gaming systems nowadays have been bordering on virtual reality for quite some time with their lifelike graphics and fluid animation, and this game may have finally pushed them over the edge. “Guitar Hero” is a unique videogame that allows its players to actually “play” the guitar parts in such classic rock songs as David Bowie‘s “Ziggy Stardust” and Blue Oyster Cult’s “Godzilla,” among many others. The question I guess you should be asking at this point is, “Why the hell is he telling me about a videogame?!” Let me just tell you that this is about much more than a videogame, this is about educating a generation of kids about the guitar and some great rock ‘n‘ roll that was made with it.

   I first saw the game being played at a local videogame store. The guy who was “working” the counter was glued to the 19” television that rested on the glass in front of him. He clutched the Gibson SG shaped controller tightly with both hands as he tapped away at the five buttons along the neck, and clicked madly at the pick area of the body. As I recognized that the song playing was a beautiful cover of Pantera’s “Cowboys From Hell,” I commented about it to the clerk. He simply returned with “That’s not a cover.” Instead of arguing against his ignorance of the original song, I simply smiled and considered myself lucky to see a young kid getting into something musically substantial. My next comment went something like, “I gotta have that!” and that’s when I was told I’d have to go elsewhere - they were sold out. I went across the street to the local electronics monstrosity and found a stack of about a hundred of them. I laid out my $70 (guitar controller and game included), and rushed home to do my best Dimebag Darrell impression. Now normally, I wouldn’t be thrilled about anything that didn’t offer me material from the original artists. But these songs are convincing (you can hear them at the official website at: www.guitarherogame.com), and the opportunity to actually play these guitar parts is so inviting that you get carried away by the elation of the concept and forget about everything else.

   Upon turning on the game, I was asked if I wanted to do some kind of training lessons. Being that I play guitar as well as I build space station equipment for NASA, I thought I’d take them up on their offer. This game talks about playing power chords and explains actual guitar techniques like “hammer-ons” and “pull-offs.” I was immediately given that “real deal” feeling. As I got to play my first song, I was given a choice of only five tunes, and “Cowboys From Hell” was not one of them. You see, you have to play the first five tunes in the basement venue successfully, and then they give you five more to play, and the venue changes to the local dive bar, and so on, until you reach the big arena. Kinda like real life, huh?! There are a total of six possible venues, with a five song set for each one (thirty songs total). For now I could have “I Love Rock ‘N’ Roll,” “I Wanna Be Sedated,” “Thunderkiss ‘65,” “Infected,” or “Smoke on the Water” - so I chose “I Love Rock ‘N’ Roll.” Holding that plastic guitar was empowering, man, I gotta tell ya. As the animation on the screen started, and the colored notes started cascading down the screen, I was actually playing the guitar part for “I Love Rock ‘N’ Roll!” As I stretched my fingers across each of the appropriate “fret buttons” while tapping the “strum bar” at the precise moments, it was invigorating - until I missed a note. My likeability meter plunged rapidly from green to yellow, and onward down to red. The boos from the animated head-banging crowd were resounding. Finally, the band just stopped playing, and basically told me I sucked. But let me tell you, after playing that baby through a few hundred more times, I started getting my “chops” with this thing. There is even a “Star Power” feature here that, once you hit a significant number of notes in succession, you can whip the crowd into a frenzy be lifting the neck of the guitar straight up and striking a pose. There is also a functional "whammy bar" that, when used to bend notes, will increase your "Star Power" meter. Hell, this game is so realistic I thought I was going to get groupies pouring out of the screen at one point. After paying my dues on the club circuit, they eventually told me “You Rock,” and I got to type my name on the bathroom wall (right next to the urinal plunger to be exact). Besides this being a great deal of fun to play, this game also includes a ton of bonus material, like film footage of the session musicians laying down the songs, and the development of the animation. There is also a long list of songs from unknown bands that are all playable once you progress to a certain point (or get a cheat code like I did!). And maybe one of the best bonuses here is the track that Zakk Wylde offers up for the game. This is the actual “Fire It Up” tune from Zakk’s Black Label Society album “Mafia” that you can try your hand at.

   I finally did get my chance to play “Cowboys From Hell,” and no matter how much I practice it I still can’t make it through the whole song. Even with my 8-year old lending me his “pro tips,” I still end up looking more like Poison’s C.C. Deville than Pantera’s Dimebag Darrell. There are times when I fight my little guy for the guitar controller, but most of the time I’m thrilled to hand the axe over. I’ve never thought of the video gaming industry as a ministry of youthful offerings, but with the emergence of “Guitar Hero,” I’m beginning to change my tune. You see, I’m a subscriber to all the “hip and happening” corporate music magazines, and frankly, I’ve found the content to be a little skimpy in the past decade or so. While MTV is showing some naked “jackass” getting his ass bitten by a baby alligator, and Rolling Stone is running stories about Scientology and “Flying Tomatoes,” the developers of “Guitar Hero” have my 8-year old bobbing his head and singing along to classics like “Smoke On The Water“ and “Iron Man.” There may be a new outlet for our youngsters to research great rock ‘n’ roll and feel like they‘re an integral part of it, and unlike the MTV of the 80’s and the current Rolling Stone crop, this one doesn’t include Kajagoogoo or stories about snowboarding Olympians.
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GUNS 'N' ROSES - "Appetite For Destruction"
  (6/2004)

     I have to get this off my chest, so here we go....
 
     This is, by far, the most overrated record in Rock history - by, probably, the most overrated band in Rock history. This is an average (at best) record from just another whiny, "dime-a-dozen" L.A. band. I could never see the appeal of these guys. All I see is a mediocre band that has a real good guitar player, and a singer that annoys me more than Mexican mole sauce.....and I really hate mole sauce.
     Yeah, yeah ....I know, this record changed the face of Rock 'N' Roll ~ blah, blah, blah. Yeah, changed the face from Britney Spears to James Brown. And let me tell you, J.B. is no looker. This record is annoying and redundant with just a few shining moments, so please ......settle down.
 
     I usually like to leave the RETRO REVIEW for the worthwhile classics from the past, and possibly notify an uninformed "patient" of something they might have missed. This time I just need to notify all of you that, if you somehow missed this one, there is no need to look back. 
     The record begins with one of those shining moments I mentioned. "Welcome To The Jungle" is a good song with some raw appeal. A whiny singer, that's writhing in throat pain, is just what the doctor ordered for this particular track, ...it works here. As we move on through the record we realize that this isn't a singer at all, it's your pissed off ex-girlfriend trying to reinvent The Ramones at the top of her lungs just to get back at you for listening to all those good rock bands,.....and she's doing a real bad job too. "It's So Easy" and "Out Ta Get Me" are typical L.A. band attempts at traditional punk songs, ...average at best. Sandwiched between these two stagnant punk songs is another shining moment. "Nighttrain" is possibly the best rocker on the record. It's got great groove, and the pissed off ex has finally settled down a bit, giving your eardrum a little needed relief. "Mr. Brownstone" and "Paradise City" are decent songs also. A typical L.A. rock band formula on these, very "cookie cutter", but decent nonetheless. And then, lo and behold, we return to the Ramones imitation again. My dear lord, this is excruciating. "My Michelle" is revolting. Why would anyone ever record this song, and better yet who the hell would ever want to listen to it! "Think About You" is pretty darn irritating also. It's got a nice rhythm and structure, but that voice just blows the head clean off this one. Yes, I consider Axl Rose one of the worst singers ever. I just cringe at the idea of even calling him a "singer". And just as I say that, the gem of the record shows up.
     "Sweet Child O' Mine" really is a great song. The opening riff from guitarist Slash is now legend, the great solo in the middle, the overall structure of this song just works. Not even Axl could mess this one up, ...he waits for the next track.
     "You're Crazy" is yet another lame L.A. band attempt at punk. It's sad really. And the track after this, "Anything Goes", is typical "cock rock". Lame subject matter and lame songwriting usually leads to disaster, and disaster is exactly what we get here. To finish off the album, the band actually has another shining moment. "Rocket Queen" is a winner with a cool groove, an interesting studio effect, and a catchy chorus. Well, at least they finish strong, right?
 
     It seems that the whole world thought that this record put sliced bread to shame. For me, this record was stale sliced bread and, therefore, was for the birds. Not even a talented guitar player like Slash could save most of the stuff here. And just think, VH1 placed this mess above Led Zeppelin II (#44) and Led Zeppelin's debut record (#43), among many other great classics, by placing it at #42 on its Top 100 Albums list; this was enough to make me rush to the bathroom in a fit of vomiting.
     You know, I actually would've given an overall rating of about 5 to this record, which is a fairly average score; but, because of the hype that falsely surrounds this thing, I just needed to tell you how overrated I think it is.
 
     Thanks for listening, I feel much better now.

HEAVEN & EARTH - The Making of Heaven & Earth featuring Stuart Smith  (11/2007)
     This is definitely not your ordinary band DVD. Forget about the slick MTV-type, bulging pocketbook brand of dazzle. This is a friendly, straight forward and informational DVD that actually brings you closer to the musicians involved. Now….the musicians that you start rubbing shoulders with here are masters of the game; guys like Joe Lynn Turner, Keith Emerson, Howard Leese, and Ritchie Blackmore are just a few of the greats that are featured here. The unique thing about this DVD is the overwhelming personal touch and insight that's offered up. We get a chance to see Keith Emerson , with tongue planted firmly in cheek, joking about Stuart Smith and forming their band project Aliens of Extraordinary Ability. With live scenes from a home video of Emerson and Smith trading some wicked licks, the disc immediately becomes priceless for any fan of Emerson. Hearing Emerson talk about his experience with Smith, infused with heavy doses of his brand of dry English humor, is really a pleasure to witness.

     The DVD is chock full of great stories of Smith and his band. A huge chunk of the disc is spent discussing the escapades of the band outside of the studio, and that is the charming thing about this disc. We get plenty of live footage and great insight into each of the songs on the Heaven & Earth CD, but seeing guys like Kelly Hansen, Richie Onori, legendary drummer Carmine Appice, Toto's Bobby Kimball and so many others telling their funny tales of adventure is a real pleasure. After watching this DVD you will not only feel closer to the Heaven & Earth music, but you will feel personally closer to everyone involved with the project as well.

     The DVD is divided into mainly three sections – a section that explains the inspiration behind the songs; a section of some great live footage; and a section devoted to some strange and humorous band member moments. The section of the disc that I feel makes this one of the best and most thorough music DVD's available is the section containing the band's stories. I saw music icons like Ritchie Blackmore and Keith Emerson in a whole new light, I laughed as Howard Leese explained how Stuart Smith broke one of his glass tables after a night of drinking with Jeff Beck, and I was intrigued by the great attitude and close friendship that radiated from every player that appeared.

     If you haven't yet purchased the CD, let me tell you that it's a must have for any fan of classic rock 'n' roll. Almost every musician I mentioned above appears on the CD, plus many more. Get the CD and immerse yourself in it, that's the first step. But, then you have to see this DVD. I went back and listened to the CD right after watching and it was like hearing it for the first time all over again. I felt like I knew the players personally now. I knew all the stories and I knew all of the intricate details behind every track. The pairing of the CD and DVD is essential to truly appreciate this great classic rock gem.

www.heavenandearthband.com
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HERNANDEZ, PRISCILLA - "Ancient Shadows - the ghost and the fairy"  (10/2008)
 

   Singer…. Songwriter…. Multi-instrumentalist…. Illustrator…. Nominee for Best New Age Vocalist at the Los Angeles Music Awards 2007…. Winner of Best New Age Album at the Independent Music Awards 2007. And, with her beauty, she could easily add model to her resume if she so desired. Heck, I would bet she can probably even cook.

 

   Priscilla Hernandez proves to be a powerful force in the New Age genre with this set of ethereal and hypnotic compositions. I first got my dose of this disc while I was driving at dusk, and it was a moment that I’ll remember for some time. The dreamlike melodies and the light, airy vocals made my car feel like a magic carpet. I was floating above the ground as I watched the sun fall gently below the horizon, and this CD was nature’s soundtrack.

   These songs are inspired by fairies and elements found in gothic literature. Tales of haunted houses, nymphs, and ghosts are eerily brought to life through Hernandez’s otherworldly undertones. Her gentle, delicate voice massages the rhythms of the 19 tracks found on the disc. This could be described as angelic, sensuous, eerie, or even sorrowful or depressing, but most of all these songs stir the emotions and move you.

 

   I like to explain this disc as something starkly unique. Just imagine if your church organ could sing to you, or if your most lucid and turbulent dreams had a soundtrack. This is what you get with “Ancient Shadows,” along with a slew of amazing pieces of art, all courtesy of the multi-talented Priscilla Hernandez.

Official website:  http://www.yidneth.com/
MySpace profile:  http://www.myspace.com/priscillahernandez

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HONEYMOON SUITE - "The Big Prize"  (6/2005)
Oh relax, these guys aren't as bad as you think they are; as a matter of fact, this record is damn good.
 
     This Canadian quintet, formed in 1982, found international success with their first single "New Girl Now", and has had very limited international success since then. Other than a minor U.S. hit with "Feel It Again", Honeymoon Suite has been blacklisted as a "one hit wonder" here in the States. To this very day they remain a prosperous act in their native Canada, and are planning to release a new record by the end of next year. This is just a great 80's rock record that got overlooked. Packed with anthem-laden, finely crafted radio rock hooks, this album is a sure winner for those of you that haven't gotten enough of bands like Saga and Loverboy. 
 
     Okay, I'll admit it right now, I'm a fan of that hokey 80's era stuff; you know, ...Duran Duran...Culture Club...Cyndi Lauper - heck, I even like the one hit tunes like 99 Luft Balloons! You should all feel very special, I don't admit that to just anyone. But there's a difference with this record. Sure, it's got a typical 80's AOR formula. It's definitely not a groundbreaker in the originality forum. But this is also no Kajagoogoo, ladies and gentlemen. This is a band with true talent that is writing a complete album of songs. This record has eight or nine solid tracks out of ten, only a dream for that baby talk band I mentioned.
     As soon as the record starts we get a rousing anthem set in a Loverboy blueprint, and peppered with a keyboard accompaniment, gang vocals, and a nice guitar solo. "Bad Attitude" is one you'll find yourself singing from when you soap up in the morning, until you rock yourself to sleep. And it doesn't stop there. On through "Feel It Again", "Lost And Found", "One By One", "Wounded", and most everything else here, we get more of the same great formula. Heavily soiled with keyboards, upbeat harmony vocals, and addictive hooks, these are just fun songs to relive some happy times with. But, here comes the major element of distinction for this band, and more specifically this record - Ian Anderson. That's right, on the fabulous tune "All Along You Knew", the great Ian Anderson of Jethro Tull lends his talents on the flute. Not only is a classic rock legend playing on the song, but it's a great composition that deserves notoriety even without Anderson's contribution. The abundance of flute is perfectly written into this rock song, a skill that only a few could actually pull off. This is a band that got lost in the shuffle. Between the controversy
surrounding Boy George's eccentricities and the attention given to Simon LeBon's pretty mug, these guys didn't have a chance. It didn't matter how good the songs were. There was no room for an ugly, non-controversial band. It's too damn bad too.
 
     If you are a fan of 80's rock, and you love songs like "Working For The Weekend", you'll love this album. For me, this was the definitive sound of the 80's. Listening to this record makes me tap my feet and sing out loud - and best of all, I don't feel bad admitting I like this one. Enjoy the pleasure without the guilt, give this a listen. 

IDOL, BILLY - "Devil's Playground"  (9/2005)
   Comeback. It's a strange word that we use every chance we get. I think we get an extra large kick out of someone who fails when attempting to stage one too. It's been over 10 years since Billy Idol has released a full album of original material. 1993's pathetic "Cyberpunk" disc was the last offering before he released a Greatest Hits package in 2001, which featured a new cover of Simple Minds' hit "Don't You (Forget About Me)". This new disc is, at the very least, a comeback. Heck, most people need hypnosis to recollect any memories whatsoever. And don't lie, ....you want this to be an outdated, lame attempt from an aging overweight "has been". Well, prepare yourself, because this may very well be Billy Idol's best record.
 
   Many of you may be asking why the long absence from the music scene in which he has previously garnered five platinum-plus albums. As he put it, "I had a couple of kids (teenage son Willem Wolfe and young daughter Bonnie Blue) and laid back during all the grunge stuff. I thought, 'God, how can I compete with that?' " Idol joins forces with his longtime guitarist and writing partner Steve Stevens to put out a classic sounding Billy Idol album. He gets every element that makes the distinctive Billy Idol sound working here. Bassist Stephen McGrath plays his parts in an even tempo with that perfect Billy Idol tone/drone. Drummer Brian Tichy adds his crisp, rock solid rumbling to round out the critical rhythm section chemistry. But I don't think it ends there. Sure you have an excellent rhythm section that captures that trademark Idol sound perfectly, and you have Stevens on guitar, but most importantly you get Keith Forsey producing this one. Forsey is the essential element needed to make a Billy Idol record sound like a Billy Idol record. Forsey gets that exquisite echo effect going for Billy's vocal tracks, and pumps up that deep pulsing bass to create a beautiful rebirth for a lost rock hero.
   Nobody has really taken the punk, metal and pop genres and mixed them as brilliantly as Billy Idol. He is the master, and he displays the unique sound throughout this record. We find a supercharged Idol on the lead off track, "Super Overdrive". It is evident from the first second of this record that Idol has not lost a thing on the vocal end. As he growls "In the Devil’s Playground
with an Idol mind" a capella to start the track, the band waits in the wings for about three seconds before they explode into the mix. Strap yourself in, put the fist out there, and get the right side of your lip to touch your nose because we're ready to light it up. As the frenetic pace is maintained into the second track, "World Comin' Down", you get the feeling of the teacher learning from the student. Billy Idol gave birth to bands like The Offspring and Green Day, and this tune sounds like something from one of those bands. Not really the typical Billy Idol formula, but still remains honest, and true to his capabilities. As he cruises into "Rat Race" we get the classic Idol song - the slow crooning that escalates to a controlled scream for the animalistic chorus. "Scream" and "Body Snatcher" are also songs that incorporate all of those same vintage Idol elements. It's a beautiful thing. We get more than that though. We get Idol delivering the biggest hook of his career with "Sherri"; we get a comical Christmas pop song with "Yellin' At The Christmas Tree"; a classic eighties flashback with "Romeo's Waiting"; and, we get Idol's best Jim Morrison impression with "Evil Eye". We also see the effect of what doing the VH1 Storytellers had on Billy here. He serves up an abundance of acoustic fringed songs here. The first being a dull cover of Ernie Mars' "Plastic Jesus", which is a song that is average at best. The last three tracks of the record devote themselves to the acoustic influence also, although these are much more appealing. "Lady Do Or Die" is a Johnny Cash "spaghetti western", complete with the mention of train whistles and tumbleweeds; "Cherie" is a lamenting Idol proclaiming his love with pure acoustic pop; and "Summer Running" starts as a tender ballad that later explodes with the full fury of some of your heaviest Idol tracks. These last three are decent songs, but the placement leaves something to be desired. The triple threat at the end of the record impedes the flow of the whole album really. I think the entire record would sound better if these songs were juggled a bit. We get a full plate of music with this one though, and any fan of Idol's previous material should eat most of this up.  
 
   Billy Idol shows no signs of slowing down - not with his music, nor with his appearance. Still sporting the bleached spiky hair and the six pack abs, make no mistake ....this guy is still vital.
 
OVERALL RATING:  8
INCUBUS - "A Crow Left Of The Murder..."  (7/2004)
     Known as one of the "up-and-coming" acts of the past couple of years, Incubus has actually been together for close to thirteen years. It seems that they have been a band in search of an identity. Starting out as a cover band, playing mainly Metallica and Megadeth songs, and even hitting on hardcore funk/punk rock early in their career, they have evolved into an alternative radio staple.  Incubus seems to have finally settled in and gotten comfortable with the alternative style. Now it's just a question of whether they can write songs to fit the genre.
    
     With two tracks from this album that have already charted quite well, it would seem that they will be just fine in the world of Alternative Rock. The lead off track "Megalomaniac" and the classy "Talk Shows On Mute" have both done well on modern rock charts. "Megalomaniac", sounding unlike anything the band has ever done in the past, has almost a Rush-like feel to it. With singer Brandon Boyd reaching the upper octaves for the chorus portion of the track, this is really the highlight of the record. Although the band is very talented, and Boyd is quite interesting with his vocal style, the record just never seems to "light up" after the great lead off track. 
     This is one of those records that is very difficult to review. The record shows evidence of a talented band that has written some pretty good stuff, and I would understand if someone thought this record was great, ........but that someone just isn't me. I hate to give bad reviews to good bands, and this is a pretty darn good band. I just feel that this act has so much more to offer than what they serve up here. I think they are capable of putting a whole album together, full of songs as good as "Megalomaniac". This record starts to take on one neutral sound, and rarely "wakes up" the listener. The songs start to blend and mesh, and at times can be hard to differentiate. The song can be playing, and I can be looking directly at the back cover of the CD, and I might not be able to tell you what track is playing. I never found myself referring to anything "special" in any of these songs. Never said, "That's the song with the great guitar solo" or "This is the song with that awesome bass line, and great drum groove." If you go to Baskin-Robbins 31 Flavors, and order vanilla in a cup, you might like this record more than I do. This is pretty bland stuff.
     Being a very bland record, it's hard to site any references here, but I'll try to highlight some points of interest for you.
     Of course, as I've already mentioned, "Megalomaniac" is a real winner. Great hook and nice vocal track. The title track has some nice soaring vocal moments also. Another song entitled "Sick Sad Little World" actually sounds like a crippled attempt at a Dream Theater song. Not a bad song, but this is definitely not Dream Theater. In fact, I must apologize to Dream Theater for drawing any comparison. Another good solid track on this album is "Pistola". A track that starts off with a UFO landing-type effect, and progresses to a hook that follows you around for the rest of the day, this isn't too bad. As for the rest of the record though, ....vanilla.
 
     I look forward to hearing more from these guys in the future. I really think it's possible that they might cut a stellar album, ....but this ain't it.
 
OVERALL RATING:     5 

INXS - "Switch"  (5/2006)
   It brings back thoughts of a band like Foreigner, who hired on a singer half their age when Lou Gramm left the band. Or guys like Robert Plant, who go solo with at least one member of his new band still being bottle fed. Sometimes it’s a bust, as it was for Foreigner, but other times there is an injection of youthful fire that the veterans have just managed to lose over the years. INXS has tried their hand at this to possibly breathe new life into a band that was left deader than their former charismatic front man, Michael Hutchence. With the help of a network reality based program, similar to that “Idol” show, they got their young fireball by way of Canadian J.D. Fortune. Now, half of this review is going to revolve solely around this new young stud. I mean, c’mon, I think we’re all curious whether this boy can carry the burden of raising the dead. For those of you that watched the Rock Star INXS program, you are well aware of who Fortune is, and you may have even felt that his competition, Chicago based singer Marty Casey, should’ve gotten the job; but for those of you that actually have lives, let me explain this guy for you - Michael Hutchence Part 2.

   When Fortune lit up the Rock Star INXS stage with his original, “Pretty Vegas,” the wheels were set in motion. It came across as one of the hottest INXS songs ever, even though he was just a homeless, out-of-work Elvis impersonator at the time. With his deep, sly tone and his slinky stage presence, it was like watching Hutchence being exhumed. The similarities are uncanny throughout this record. By first hearing “Devil’s Party,” the lead off track of the album, you can’t help but get a chill. In the spirit of “Devil Inside,” Fortune’s tone and attitude are eerily on target with the INXS of old. With Kirk Pengilly’s sax stylishly blaring, and Tim Farriss’ familiar jangling guitar part backing Fortune’s strong, smooth and suave vocal, it’s all just a little overwhelming. The band was trying to add a spark and breathe new life, but this is a five alarm blaze that oozes with all of the spirit of classic INXS material. Songs like “Perfect Strangers,” “Hungry,” and “Us” are all crafted in the same sensibility and are products of the vintage formula. And, even though the sound is suspiciously similar to Hutchence’s work, it is not a cheap imitation. Fortune’s tone is perfectly natural, and his comfort level shines with every note.

   Now make no mistake, the record has its flaws. “Hot Girls”(in which Rock Star contestant Deanna Johnston does some backing vocals) is a bit self indulgent and silly, and “Like It Or Not” has the band playing a messy Clash-type arrangement underneath Fortune’s forced and unnatural vocal track. But, all in all, there is very little to complain about here. Fortune proves that he can come with the goods on both the rockers and the ballads. A good example of that dexterity comes with a song called “Afterglow,” a U2 inspired composition that beams with beauty and elegance. It is flanked by contrasting rockers like “Pretty Vegas” and “Hot Girls,” but yet it still finds its way into the steady flow of the album. And, when the band is not doing the typical rocker or ballad they are exploring other interesting song landscapes. With “Remember Who’s Your Man” they plunge into a Prince-like R&B/Pop sound, while “Never Let You Go” finds the group successfully experimenting with a Caribbean jazz melody with a brutally catchy refrain and a perfectly placed sax part. It’s a mixture that keeps the album flowing consistently with captivating rhythms.

   For those of you who were saddened when “Sweet” Suzie McNeil got canned on the Rock Star INXS show, this disc holds a special treat for you. The last song on the record, “God’s Top 10,” begins with a spacey piano effect that is soon accompanied by a husky female voice - the voice of contender Suzie McNeil. A song that is obviously an ode to Hutchence, this is a graceful and poignant lullaby that sounds almost celestial in nature; it’s a thing of sheer beauty. McNeill does a splendid job here, although her appearance is extremely brief, and her small part acts as another brilliant diversion that keeps this album interesting.

ROMANCE IS GONE
HE’S DRIFTING WITH THE STARS
A LYRIC IN HIS POCKET
LITTLE GIRL IN HIS HEART
WHEN SHE HEARS HIS SONGS
ON THE RADIO
I DON’T NEED TO TELL YOU
WHAT YOU ALREADY KNOW
HE’S ON GOD’S TOP TEN
WHERE HEAVEN NEVER ENDS
YOU SAW THE WORLD
AND THE WORLD SAW YOU ON THE STAGE
WILD WILD WILD COLONIAL BOY
from "God's Top 10"

   It was a brilliant move on their part. The remaining members of INXS wanted some new, young blood in their frontman spot, and what better way than a network reality show to pick someone, right? But you see, a good idea doesn’t always bring about a good end result - dare I mention things like Styx’s “Kilroy” concept or the Elton and Eminem duet? No, the boys in the band still had to pick the right person for the job, and that’s always a tricky task. But rest assured, they got the right guy. As far as those of you who thought Chicagoan Marty Casey should’ve got the spot, I can tell you this - it would’ve cost them a Fortune, and that’s something they just couldn’t afford to lose.

OVERALL RATING:    7
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IRON MAIDEN - "Powerslave"  (4/2005)

     In 1984, while pioneering what has become known as the "New Wave Of British Heavy Metal"(NWOBHM), Iron Maiden released one of the greatest records in Metal history. With a fanbase inherited from the popularity of their two previous releases, "Piece Of Mind" and "The Number Of The Beast", Iron Maiden was poised to deliver........and deliver they did.
 
     "Powerslave" kicks off with the high energy rocker "Aces High", which follows the classic Maiden formula like a Yellow Brick Road. A song with break-neck guitar grinding, rapid fire drumming, and the incredible thumping bass lines of Steve Harris. The bellowing of vocalist Bruce Dickinson becomes so integrated with the band's music, it also has the feel of an "instrument"- one sign of a truly tight group of musicians. As "Aces High" comes to a close, the gritty and tough opening riff of "2 Minutes To Midnight" leaps out of it's cage. A simple, yet highly effective riff that immediately sends your hands an invitation to an air guitar party. As usual, you get the entire Maiden package here also; the rumbling and rolling drum fills of Nicko McBrain, the banging and clanging bass from Steve Harris, the superlative dual guitar work of Adrian Smith and Dave Murray, and of course the vocal hand of Bruce Dickinson to lead you right through to the end. The lyrical adventure in this stuff is pretty fantastic also. Whether Bruce sings "As the reasons for the carnage cut their meat and lick the gravy, We oil the jaws of the war machine and feed it with our babies", or when he shouts "The body bags and little rags of children torn in two, And the jellied brains of those who remain to put the finger right on you", either way, you know you're on a Maiden voyage. And when they leave lyrics and vocals out of a tune, you get fiery instrumentals like "Losfer Words (Big 'Orra)". A four minute plus display of pure musicianship which set this British powerhouse way ahead of the 80's pack of "hair metal" bands. Iron Maiden was the real deal. No talk of fun, sun, sex, or women. This was serious, uncompromising metal that never backed away from its goal; with a sound that never sacrificed its integrity for a hit single. These guys put their talent on display with challenging charts and arrangements to play, that came embedded in songs that didn't "fit" the radio single format. They did the kinds of songs that they wanted to do.
     As the album moves at a relentless pace, all of the astonishing elements about this band are transferred from song to song. With catchy songs such as "Flash Of The Blade", The Duellists" or "Back In The Village" we are treated to a rigorous session of Metal supremacy, a showcase of every nuance of this great band. As we descend into the title track, ringing in at almost 7 minutes, we hear one of the best guitar solos on the record. A memorable piece, impeccably constructed around one of the best rhythm sections in metal history.
    
     So, here we are. The final track of this infallible record. Wouldn't you know,....it's one of the greatest tracks ever recorded.
 
     "Rime Of The Ancient Mariner" is a masterpiece adapted from Samuel Taylor Coleridge's epic poem of the same name. In fact, I remember the excitement I had when I found this in my High School English textbook. I had finally found something I could relate to in school!! Someone in that same English class brought a tape of this recording in, to play for our straight-laced teacher. I can recall sitting there for 13 and a half minutes listening to this song with the entire class. A strange and beautiful moment.
     Anyway,...yes, I said 13 and a half minutes. Iron Maiden was one of the few groups that could get away with a 13 minute song, because they kept things interesting. "Rime" is a song with peaks and valleys, a song with a majestic quality. It tells the great tale that Samuel Taylor Coleridge told, in almost the exact same verbiage. Just the task of writing and arranging a song, to fit this type of poetry, takes an enormous amount of talent. To make it last 13 plus minutes, and keep it from dragging, is astonishing. I am convinced that only Iron Maiden could pull this off. Not only do they keep this song going successfully, they leave you wanting more! I have listened to this song 4 or 5 consecutive times before, it's that good. This is the perfect closer to this resplendent record. It's a record with a dark, medieval mood that plays out like an Indiana Jones film. An adventure that is both exciting and approachable, over and over again. 
JAMIROQUAI - "Dynamite"  (4/2006)
   I've always been a heterosexual male that has treasured the feeling of a warm, curvaceous female body pressed tight against my flesh. I am married to a woman that I love dearly; a woman that I have made love to for more than 14 years now, with a smile on my face after every session. Why am I sharing such a large, intimate portion of my personal life with you, the reader of a CD review? It's because simply saying that this disc is better than sex would be doing it an injustice. This thing is a melodic multiple orgasm that'll leave a wet spot.

   I've been impressed by every release from Jamiroquai. The first few records found the band flexing their muscle in the funk and dance genres, while tipping their hats toward Contemporary Jazz on occasion as well. It has been remaining consistent with melody and keeping the songwriting invigorating that were the biggest challenges that the band had yet to achieve. With their last release, "A Funk Odyssey," they came very close to accomplishing a complete and vital record. "Odyssey" was an exceptional outing that only stumbled occasionally. The fact that this record is perfect does not surprise me one bit. They have been teetering on the edge of greatness for quite some time.

   The disc starts out much like its predecessor did with "Feels So Good." This track, "Feels Just Like It Should," has the funk vibe that your grooviest Prince track would have with possibly the greatest production qualities ever recorded. There's vocal layering, keyboard spasms, a big phat bass track, and a whole assortment of other goodies that are all rolled into a perfectly mixed production that's so sharp you could cut the Thanksgiving turkey with it. And as the disc moves on to the title track, it offers even more in the way of production quality. Throughout the entire album it just keeps getting more and more radiant. This title track is a beautiful throwback to 70's disco, while remaining a legitimate contender for the attention of the latest club sound. The biggest bright spot in all of this is the ability of the band to stay on target with the songwriting. All of these tracks have a tremendous hook. All of these tracks have displays of inconceivable talent. All of these songs are produced perfectly. "Seven Days In Sunny June" gives us a sweet pop/light jazz melody, with a refrain that will have you begging the skies for sunshine. "Electric Mistress" returns the band to their successful funk formula, complete with popping bass line and soulful female backup singer. "Starchild" takes that funk formula even one step further by fusing a disco string sound with a cool jazz airiness. All of the tunes that follow dance down the same paths with a few exceptions, but they all float on without ever losing focus on the songwriting. There is the token ballad on the record ("The World He Wants") that comes flanked by a sonically astounding string arrangement, which makes it more of a dark and sensual piece of art than simply a song. And "Talullah" is a straight forward "cool jazz" tune with sensational horn and vocal arrangements that are made even more illustrious by the production here.

   If you have been a fan of this band but feel that they really needed to "turn a corner," well, guess what? They've turned that corner and they're driving themselves right into the land of milk and honey. If your a fan of funk acts like Prince or Cameo but have never heard Jamiroquai, welcome to paradise. This record takes the best qualities of Prince and mixes them with influences that range from Stevie Wonder to Earth, Wind and Fire to Herbie Hancock. This is a blend that Jamiroquai has cooked with before, but not quite with this kind of songwriting prowess. But the most enlightening part of this effort as a whole is the fact that the band took an already successful formula for making great jazz/funk records, and improved upon it to make something more than just great. This damn thing is orgasmic. Even if you don't like this sort of thing, you have to listen to it solely for the production quality; you won't believe your ears. So, lay your body down and get intimate with something explosive - "Dynamite."

OVERALL RATING:   10
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JELLYFISH - "Spilt Milk"  (5/2004)
     True Pop music is hard to come by in this day and age of "Alternative" music. This record is a Pop masterpiece that celebrates the traditional formula of quirky lyrics, sitting atop melodies that are both lively and irresistible. A bright and cheerful overall mood is created with intelligence and poise. The record was released in 1993, which makes it 11 years old.....barely old enough to make the 10-year cutoff for the RETRO REVIEW; but this is a record that, I think, everyone who loves music should know about. I usually find something to enjoy on almost every record I hear, but I rarely find a disc where I enjoy absolutely every second. This is one of those records.
 
     Led by the writing team of drummer/vocalist Andy Sturmer and eccentric keyboardist Roger Manning, Jellyfish lyrics radiate with wit that's adapted exquisitely to charming warble. >From the very first track, we're treated to a perfectly crafted vocal arrangement in the form of an intro segment called "Hush", that only runs just over two minutes with a smart segue into the boisterous lead off track. "Joining A Fan Club" is a shining example of Power Pop at its very best. Like its intro "Hush", it has a retro feel to it that brings about some Queen recollections while staying true to its stunning originality. And speaking of originality, the next track entitled "Sebrina, Paste And Plato" is just an amazing foray into a whole new realm of pop music brilliance. Starting with the innocent pre-schooler vocals, and winding down with a swirling "classroom chorus", this is the quirkiest slab ever served. With lyrics like "Today's the day that Sebrina builds her box lunch buffet. Kool-Aid, sandwiches, and chips for all the shoulders", and one of the catchiest hooks ever, this is stupendous stuff. And the pace never lets up either. These are some of the best written songs that I've ever heard.
     With "New Mistake" we're introduced to subtle claps, clicks and other appropriate percussion that lingers in the background. This is one of the many things that this band does wonderfully; they adapt the lyrics perfectly to the music that revolves around them. If they sing of, say a broken window, they may accompany the lyric with a small "crash" sound; a church bell, you might actually hear a tiny chime; this is creativity at its best. You still want more creative lyrics? Try these...."Father Mason clutching his crucifix, baptized the baby in whiskey and licorice, What a lovely way, drowning sins in tooth decay." Brilliance. And, mind you, each and every one of these tracks has an unbelievable hook. A "stick with you forever" hook, not the two-week garden variety.
     As they slow things down a bit, they continue to thrill you with great lyrics, tremendous hooks, and astounding vocal arrangements. Each time I listen to this record, I still find it hard to believe that any band could accomplish something so perfect. I've been listening to this record for 10 years, and I still find new things that I like about it; the largest of those things that impress are, most definitely, the creative lyrics. 
     As the record reaches its midpoint, the artistic flow starts anew. We get a rousing rocker with a phenomenal pop hook, a formula much like that of the first track, "Joining A Fan Club". "The Ghost At Number One" stays true to the incredible Jellyfish formula of great lyrics, enveloped by swirling pop melody. To add to the masterful structure, the band throws in a Beach Boys vocal style bridge to keep things interesting. And as they dip into the most frenetic track on the record, "All Is Forgiven", we get a large dose of the Queen influence. With rising vocal harmonies and an operatic chant-like bridge, this is sculpted pop perfection. As the grinding of guitars abruptly subsides, a tender acoustic lullaby called "Russian Hill" waltzes in. It's pretty, and it's perfectly placed on this record.
     "He's My Best Friend" may be the best example of creative writing you could ever get. As singer Andy Sturmer tells us about his phallus, it's probably the most clever thing I've ever heard. You want clever lyrics, get these:
"I've known him all my life, it seems so inconceivable,
At thirteen we shook hands but, we've been always inseparable,
He's cinnamon on my toast,
We're so close.

That's not to say we haven't had our share of arguments,
He's so unpredictable he winks acknowledgments,
When I would rather he closed his eye,
Than push me aside.

My hand's a five leaf clover,
It's Palm Sunday over and over,
I never had the luck of swingers,
Till I was wrapped around your finger.

He's my best friend.

You don't need a brain to have a stroke of genius,
Or a beautiful girl to let down your curls,
'Cause growing up is hard enough when your a powderkeg for powderpuffs
(whether we're stayin' in or hanging out),
I'd never ask another on a date to the ball,
He doesn't need a rubber sweater or alcohol,
'Cause he gets tipsy from exchanging looks,
And a little misty reading sticky blue dirty books.

But he's my best friend"
 
     Of course, the song is not only lyrically brilliant, but it's one of the catchiest songs ever written.
 
     It just goes on and on with these guys. I'll say it, Jellyfish is one of the best pop bands to ever record music. They were only around for two records, but I've heard nothing like it since. Did I do this review because I thought you might want to hear what I thought of Jellyfish? Of course not, you have no idea who the heck Jellyfish is, right? Well, that's why I wrote this review, because you needed to know this band. 

JOURNEY - "Look Into The Future"  (10/2005)
     Lying beside you...here in the dark...feeling your heartbeat with mine...Softly you whisper...You're s..#%+!^@* (the needle violently scratches across the surface of the record). No no no, that's your mama's Journey. This is a whole other ball of wax. Way before the band found popularity with singer Steve Perry and their tender radio ballads, this was a group of rockers led by guitar prodigy Neal Schon and singer Gregg Rolie. Having those two guys backed by the rhythm section of drummer Aynsley Dunbar and long time bassist Ross Valory was a classic album waiting to happen, ...and happen it did.
 
     The self-titled debut and the follow-up record, aptly titled "Next," were experimental, guitar based jams that displayed Schon's extreme command of his instrument. But it was this record where the band really started to put some commercially accessible elements into their songs. The catchy chorus of the lead track, "On A Saturday Nite," and the pop beauty on their cover of The Beatles "It's All Too Much" make this a stylistic departure from the first two records. The band includes swatches of their instrumental expertise here, but keeps it all glued together by melodies that are both majestic and sharply written.
     The album starts with two of the most commercially acceptable songs that the band had ever written at the time. "On A Saturday Nite" and "It's All Too Much" was a side of the band that had never really emerged until this point. But as the album moves along, we find the band returning to the heavy guitar base that they attached themselves to with the first two records. "She Makes Me (Feel Alright)" is an all out jam that always makes me pick up my air guitar. With Rolie screaming behind Schon's murderous soloing, this is a rocker that would make Steve Perry wet his velour bell bottoms. The big difference between the songs on the first two records that rocked hard, and the ones here, are the consistent melodies and hooks that this record serves up. The songs on this disc are cropped fairly short in comparison to the first two, and the melodies don't find any time to drag along. Instead of interrupting the song to give Schon extensive jamming time, they fit his wicked soloing into the structure of the song. The band's songwriting took a huge leap forward with this record. Even on the 8+ minutes of the title track, the track never loses its pace. Schon just exploits every inch of his instrument with some of the best playing ever recorded, but it's all set around a smoothly flowing rhythm that mesmerizes. Hearing Neal Schon play on this record is just mind blowing, folks. Listen to the title track, and catch the jam he lays down on "Midnight Dreamer," and tell me that he's not one of the best ever. So many think of this guy playing those later Journey radio hits where his playing really takes a back seat; but there is so much more to this guy. From playing raw funk with Betty Davis, and playing with Santana early on, there aren't too many as accomplished as Schon.
 
     If you want "Open Arms" and "Faithfully"-type songs, don't go near this stuff. Journey is a two-headed monster, and that's the other head. If you're looking for a more guitar based sound with a deeper lyrical outlook, this is the Journey you're looking for. Plug in your air guitar, light some incense, and rock out to this one. You just might blow that air Marshall amp you're hooked into.
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JUDAS PRIEST - "Angel Of Retribution"  (3/2005)
     Judas Priest, one of the dinosaurs of heavy metal, has gone through many different phases since their inception some 30 years ago. From the early hard rock sound of records like "Sad Wings Of Destiny", the experimental guitar effects of "Turbo", the fast and furious metal of "Painkiller", right through to the hiring of a new lead singer - we've seen the many faces of Judas Priest over the years. One thing that I think all metal fans, especially fans of Priest, will agree to is that Rob Halford is the right guy for the Judas Priest vocal job. Always considered one of the best singers in the world by both fans and critics alike, Halford is a key piece to the Priest puzzle. So here, after a 15 year absence from the band, the "metal god" returns to pick up where he left off.
     Halford is one of the best trained voices in the business. When I took the shrink wrap off this one I knew I'd get a Halford at the top of his game. The question of vocal abilities never once entered my mind. The songwriting questions were the ones that concerned me. The two Priest records with Tim "Ripper" Owens assuming the vocal duties have songs that are inferior to anything else in the back catalog. Owens wasn't half bad as a vocalist, but the songwriting efforts suffered. Glenn Tipton's 1997 solo effort, "Baptizm Of Fire", was a good record. So, I knew at least Tipton was still capable of writing a winner. Halford had proven his abilities as a songwriter on projects like Fight during his hiatus from Priest. I knew that having the chemistry of these two working together again had the possibilities of being magical. Well, "Angel Of Retribution" is not quite magical, but it's pretty close.
 
     When I heard rumors of this disc supposedly sounding like the classic "Sad Wings Of Destiny" record, I was as giddy as a schoolgirl. "Sad Wings Of Destiny" has always been my favorite Priest record, and it is so for many reasons. I love the diversity of that record. The idea of having a song like "Tyrant" sharing the same space as a song such as "Epitaph" is a delicious thought to me. My favorite Priest song, "Victim Of Changes" appears on this record. The lyrical, as well as musical, content on the album is serious and dark. No silly rockers. I really feel that "Sad Wings..." is Judas Priest's finest hour. The idea of holding another "Sad Wings..." in my hands made me shake. So, is this another "Sad Wings"-like effort? Yes, ....and no.
     This is a record with its' own personality. As we hear reflections of past Priest efforts, and hear lyrical references throughout the album that mention pieces of the band's past - nonetheless, we are still given a "new" Judas Priest record. From the opening track, "Judas Rising", we are yet again introduced to a Priest that is majestic, as well as magisterial. These are the same guys that taught so many metal bands the way to look, act, and most of all ...play. The importance of their reemerging on today's scene may be even more vital to the survival of metal music than their initial arrival in 1974. The world is in desperate need of a guitar based metal band. Even stalwarts like Metallica have seemingly left the guitar solo behind. But, with this Judas Priest release, the guitar loving metal fan finally has something to smile about. From the first song to the last, this record is chock full of artful, yet violent, guitar work. Guitarists K.K. Downing and Glenn Tipton are vital ingredients to the overall personality of the record. The solos, as well as the riffs and licks that fill the small spaces, are almost all memorable ones. Screaming guitars everywhere, .......this is heavy metal music folks. 
     Here's the part where I tell you what you already know. Rob Halford has not lost anything over the years. This man is going to sound in 2014, exactly like he did in 1974. It's all about being trained with a singer of Halford's caliber. This is someone who knows about his voice, and treats it like the precious instrument that it is. You say, "How do you know?" Well, you don't sound this good by drinking pints of Jack and smoking Marlboros. You only achieve strength and range like this with careful care of the vocal folds. In other words, ...Halford is the man. The entire band sounds amazing here. Drummer Scott Travis has always seemed like a temporary member to me for some reason. A great talent that came in after convicted child molester Dave Holland left the band, his first appearance was on 1990's "Painkiller" release. That makes him the person to hold the seat behind the skins for the longest time in Priest's illustrious history. I have finally realized that he is the best fit for the group, and these songs are evidence of that. And Ian Hill, the silent solid one. Well, .....he plays bass.
 
     I think the lyrical references to past Priest songs are a great touch; homage to their monarchal past, if you will. In the double bass drum mayhem and screaming guitars of "Judas Rising", you can hear words like "sinners", "deceivers", "faith" and "destiny"; making dedicated fans think of the band's royal past. In the heaviness of "Deal With The Devil" we get lines like "Under blood red skies" and "Took on all the world", which of course refer to the songs "Blood Red Skies" and "Take On The World", two rockers from the band's past. One of the best songs on the record, "Worth Fighting For", mentions "desert heat" in its lyrics. Ironically, this is a song that sets the same tone as "Desert Plains" did from their "Point Of Entry" release. A sly, cool rocker that stays steady, with Halford remaining in a low register vocal tone. "Demonizer" is more double bass havoc. A song modeled after a Slayer-type song structure. As Halford demands, "Out, demons, out", I can envision Slayer frontman Tom Araya belting this one out. With words like "hellions", "vengeance", and "rebel", and a line like "The Painkiller rises again", "Demonizer" continues the lyrical word play. I must say though, the most spine-tingling moment for myself came when I heard the tender lines of "Angel". The slow, gentle guitar strings, and the opening lyrics of "Angel - put sad wings around me now, protect me from this world of sin, so that we can rise again" gave me chills. As the song later picks up with heavy chords and solid drumming, the chills made my head go numb. Wow. Incredible strength, especially for the "Sad Wings Of Destiny" fan. The following song, "Hellrider", returns the record to its blistering guitar formula. Sounding like a leftover from the "Painkiller" sessions, this is probably the best song for guitar performance. The lyrical reference in this one is delivered with the lines "Time to ram it down, Judgment for the tyrant". Keyboardist Don Airey makes an appearance on the haunting "Eulogy", which is a dark piano ballad with some light strings set in the background. Once again, I think of "Sad Wings Of Destiny"'s "Epitaph", and it makes me proud of this new Priest. As the lyrics continue to honor the past, we have a reference to my second favorite Priest record, "Stained Class"; as well as mentioning "the sentinel", in honor of the "Defenders Of The Faith" song of the same name. I get a spooky feeling like they made this record specifically for me.
     Strangely enough, the weakest tune on the album appears at the end. "Lochness" is a song that has wonderful guitar pieces scattered throughout its' thirteen minutes, but it has a few problems also. The first being its length. At thirteen minutes plus, it's just not the kind of song formula that's able to last that long. The chorus is kind of light, and a little too basic for being a thirteen minute epic. Without this track, the disc is just over 40 minutes; which could be considered brief in today's age of digital media. Is it a lack of material?  I guess we'll have to wait and see if the band can come up with more material in the future, or if this was just a "last hoorah".
     The other thing to beware of with this package is the "special edition" two-disc set. Don't be tempted by this farce. I put out the twenty bucks for it, and it's really no different than the DualDisc version for twelve bucks. The extra disc is a DVD of the live performances that are already on the documentary film included with the DualDisc format. There's nothing very "special" about this edition; the DualDisc will work just fine, even for the die hard Priest fan.   
 
      This release is a big step forward for Judas Priest. They have broken new ground here by going back and breaking into the old foundation that they laid more than 30 years ago. If all the new metal acts out there can follow this example of old school metal mastery, we just might see more guitar solos being played, and more quality metal music being released in the very near future. Thanks again to Judas Priest.
 
OVERALL RATING:    8

KANSAS - "Leftoverture"  (11/2005)
  Yes, it's the one with "Carry On Wayward Son," now let's move on.

   "Leftoverture," with a cover that sparks thoughts of the "Lord Of The Rings" saga, was a masterpiece of expert musicianship and masterful songwriting. Sure, the record kicks off with the enormous radio hit "Carry On Wayward Son," but it's the music that follows it that really secures this album's important place in rock history. Kansas was a band that, like Jethro Tull, took an orchestral instrument and wrote perfect rock songs around it. Instead of the flute, Kansas found its niche with the violin. The fact that violin parts are written into not only the slower ballads, but the faster rock songs as well, is testament to strong songwriting. Songs that can make the stoned 70's teen leap up and jam on an "air violin" solo is something really special. I can vividly remember standing tall in the middle of my bedroom as a young impressionable kid, wielding my "air guitar" wildly around my room, playing Jimmy Page's "Heartbreaker" note for note. Who hasn't done that, right? Well, at the time of this album's release in 1976, kids were resting that "air violin" on their shoulder and rocking out to "Miracles Out Of Nowhere" with the same intensity. Only an album filled with great players and great songs is capable of such a feat, so let's take a closer look.

   The album kicking off with a classic like "Carry On Wayward Son" was a tell tale sign of wonderful things to come. Taking complex instrumental arrangements and throwing them at the mercy of a singer like Steve Walsh was a splendiferous endeavor. Walsh uses tall amounts of adeptness while transferring the energy of every word here. His ability to accent words and phrases in perfect context shines throughout each and every song. Take the song that follows "Carry On..." for instance, "The Wall." In this song we hear a perfectly smooth electric guitar intro usher in Walsh's gentle tone, which is backed only by an acoustic guitar. As the song starts to take flight, it is the style in which Walsh sings to us that makes this song so appealing. Just listening to him sing the word "towering" is something that pushes the limits of musical excitement. As the album slides into "What's On My Mind," we find Kansas rocking harder than ever before. And again we hear Walsh turn phrase after phrase in this one. After the man-eating guitar solo in the middle of the tune, get a load of Walsh belt out the line, "'Cause I'm attached to the better half of myself, and there is nowhere else that I'd rather be;" intensity, poise, passion, and style - it all adds up to a real tasty treat for the ears. When the album moves through "Miracles Out Of Nowhere," "Opus Insert," and "Questions Of My Childhood," we see the tremendous lyrical skill that is woven into these beautifully constructed songs. All three of these songs contain a tale or tales, and are eloquently filled with proverbial passages and inspiring lyricism. The line "When the sun is in the mid-sky he wears a golden crown / He soaks the world with sunshine as he makes another round" from "Questions Of My Childhood" is one that I still find myself blurting out in the middle of the day. As the album starts to wind down with the moody Native American themed ballad "Cheyenne Anthem" and the epic "Magnum Opus" with its many parts, we see the full spectrum of possibilities that are attached to this band.

   This record is one of the best classic rock records of all time, not simply because of the one big hit, but because of the seven others that followed its example. The example that Kansas set for themselves with this record in 1976, was one that they would hold for years to come also. Their follow-up to this classic is one you may have heard of as well, it's called "Point Of Know Return." That one's not too bad either.
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KARMA NOIR - "Sick In My Way"  (10/2008)

   Formed in Tel Aviv at the end of 2006, Karma Noir takes the “rap metal” sound of Linkin Park and crossbreeds it with the operatic goth metal of Nightwish. Vocalist Kathy Ben-Haroush, who was classically trained at the Israeli Music Academy at Tel-Aviv University as a professional opera singer, is an entity that is hard to look past. She is a singer that demands your attention. Even when she yields the mic to the rapping of bandmate MC Dror Shem-Tov (AKA Headwound), I find myself anxiously awaiting her return. The mixing of these two styles is something that really works well here.

   “Sick In My Way” is unique in the way that it delivers its combination of styles. It can be overtly classy and elegant at the same time it drags you into the back alleys of the city. “You,” the lead off track on the disc, is a perfect example of this eccentric balance of style. While Ben-Haroush dishes out a steady and melodic vocal part, the swift shouts of Shem-Tov come at you like shotgun shells. Guitarist/Bassist Raz Klinghoffer is another pivotal member of the group as he produced, recorded and mixed the disc.

   Karma Noir makes it a point to say that they are “currently unsigned and in search of a major record label to take them under its wing.” With Klinghoffer’s studio savvy, Ben-Haroush’s vocal talents and the rest of the band’s impressive capabilities, Karma Noir may be nesting under the wing of quite a big bird very soon.

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KILLSWITCH ENGAGE - "The End Of Heartache"  (8/2004)

     This may be the answer to prayers for many of you.
     The return of the heaviest kind of metal. Written in the same vein as bands like Pantera and Slayer, Killswitch Engage prove even more multi-dimensional with this solid release of brutally heavy songs. 
 
     Being a "beat-you-over-the-head-with-a-sack-of-bricks" kind of heavy, a band can sometimes get one-dimensional in its songwriting approach. Rapid fire guitar shredding; super speedy, double bass drum bashing; the relentless screaming of the angry vocalist; all of which culminates into a one speed assault of pure boredom. Not the case with Killswitch Engage. "The End Of Heartache" finds guitarists Adam Dutkiewicz and Joel Stroetzel, who both attended Boston's highly acclaimed Berklee School of Music, playing many beautifully flowing speed pieces that actually compliment each other, ...imagine that. They diversify their heavy grind with a flourishing sound of precision soloing and super tight control. "The End Of Heartache" also sees a great big, full drum sound from drummer Justin Foley. With much of his playing being fast, he still remains steady and solid, exercising great control and patience. The greatest gift that "The End Of Heartache" has to offer though, is vocalist Howard Jones. This may be the most versatile hardcore metal voice on the planet.
 
     As the record kicks off, we're treated to a sledgehammer assault of tribal drum beats, grinding guitars, and screaming vocals that ultimately climax into a smooth flowing plateau of contained guitars and bellowing vocals. "A Bid Farewell" has an instantly definitive sound; this is Pantera with a singer that can "bellow"! This is not the Howard Jones your Mama listens to, make no mistake. This brown-skinned Jones wouldn't be caught dead singing "Everlasting Love" or "Things Can Only Get Better". With the ability to scream and growl with the best of them, and actually sing with a pleading passion in his voice also, Killswitch's Howard Jones is "the cat's meow". No singer in this genre has ever been this versatile, and it's a real breath of fresh air.
     The rest of the songs on the record continue with the same formula securely fastened. Full, bludgeoning band sound with brilliant vocal diversity. Each track seems to subside for a small period to give Jones his time to shine. I think the biggest problem I have with many of the "nu-metal" bands is the overwhelming lack of diversity and songwriting skill. Killswitch Engage has made a full disc of worthy tunes here. The record never gets boring or bland. They keep the mandatory speed that is essential for their style, while integrating a nice hook into each song. All of these songs have some kind of "aftertaste". I'm not talking about the same aftertaste you might get from the local take-out Chinese food, I'm talking about something that sticks in your head after you listen to it. Whether it's the multi-layered vocal hook on the chorus of the title track, the gang vocal chants of "We will prevail" on "Hope Is...", or the guitar riff that opens "Declaration"; Killswitch always serves up something that sticks.
     The only reason I could think of that a fan of the hardcore metal genre might not enjoy this disc is because of its unique departure from the customary metalcore formula. This record actually has someone that "sings" on it, an unusual and risky venture for a band in this genre. Is this a record that I will listen to constantly for years to come, ...probably not; but it is a record that satisfies a particular need perfectly. It's the Snickers of hardcore metal, it really satisfies.
 
     This record is the band's third release. Vocalist Howard Jones and drummer Justin Foley are new additions to the band for this record. Jones and Foley also perform with a band called Blood Has Been Shed in their spare time. Foley has earned his masters degree in percussion at the highly acclaimed Hartt School of Music in Hartford, CT after earning his undergraduate degree in percussion from the University of Connecticut, and continues to perform with various Connecticut symphonies when not on the road. Bassist Mike D'Antonio is an accomplished graphic artist and designs all of Killswitch's album artwork and merchandise. His company DarkicoN design boasts clients such as Shadows Fall, Unearth, Ferret Music, Lifeforce Records and The New England Metal and Hardcore Festival. This is a band packed with talent that plays their music for all the right reasons. Vocalist Howard Jones may have said it best when he said, "You always want people to enjoy it, whether they're the kids who are beating the crap out of each other, the ones in the back nodding their heads or just the casual listener. But first and foremost, we wanted an album that WE were happy with. And we've made it." Well, Mr. Jones, I'm pretty happy with it myself.
 
OVERALL RATING:    8

KISS - "Hotter Than Hell"  (9/2005)
     I was engaged in conversation just this past week, about the band Kiss as a whole, with a 16 year-old male. First let me say that I am thrilled to be able to write that last sentence. When I was 8 years old, I was already a Kiss fanatic for a few years when I got the chance to see them live. There has never been a more dynamic live act in the history of rock 'n' roll. I have witnessed almost everything from the classic Alice Cooper production to the amazing Marilyn Manson in concert, and there is just nothing like a Kiss show. I digress. I started to hear doubts about the idea of Kiss really being all they're cracked up to be from this young man, and thought I might steer him in the right direction. He mentioned that he thought Kiss might be kind of lame with hits like "Shout It Out Loud." My brother and I were quick to point out that he was "picking apples from the wrong tree." "That's 'Destroyer', not one of the better albums," we said simultaneously. I suggested listening to either "Hotter Than Hell" or the self-titled debut, and my brother thought it was easiest to just get a hold of the "Alive" set. Not a bad idea either, I must admit. But for this session of RETRO REVIEW, we're going to talk about my favorite Kiss record, "Hotter Than Hell."
 
     To call this my favorite Kiss album is risky, I must tell you. The Kiss debut album is one of the best records in the history of rock 'n' roll. So why do I choose to write about this one and call it my favorite? Well, there are a couple of key reasons. I love the diversity of this record. With songs like "Parasite," "Goin' Blind," "Watchin' You," and "Strange Ways," the band showed a much darker side of themselves with this release. Largely based on "good time" rock songs, Kiss started to tread on more serious ground with these darker themes. This idea also made the rabid "good time" rockers feel that much brighter and explosive. When the record rolls around to "Let Me Go, Rock 'N' Roll," shortly after beating us to the ground with "Goin' Blind" and "Parasite," your pulse tries to keep pace with the stripped down power and simplicity of the tune. To this day, I feel that "Let Me Go, Rock 'N' Roll" may be the most rocking song in the expansive Kiss catalog; and I really think that much of the appeal of the song is due in part to the songs that surround it on this record. We get much of the same effect when we arrive at "Mainline" after enduring the menacing sound of "Watchin' You." "Watchin' You" is one of the darkest and heaviest Kiss tracks, while "Mainline" is sickening sweet straight forward pop. Much of it's light pop sound is enhanced simply because it follows "Watchin' You." We also get a variety of vocal sounds, with three members of the band singing lead on at least one track on the record. With five songs being sung by Gene Simmons, three by Paul Stanley, and two by Peter Criss, the album takes on great balance. And, of course we get the band's trademark "quick strike" brevity here. With every song under the four minute mark, the average song being about 3:20, these songs cycle through moods like a female banshee with a bad case of PMS.
     So, is this enough reason to find the debut album, with "Strutter," "Cold Gin," "Deuce," and "Black Diamond," trailing behind in the second place position? In all honesty, I love them equally, and there is no better place to start a Kiss experience than with this or the debut record.
 
     Oh yeah, I almost forgot a couple things........ First, "Beth" sucks. And second, a note to my mother...... I told you I'd still be listening to Kiss when I grew up.
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KOPECKY - "Blood"  (3/2007) 

This just may be the most aptly named record ever. Kopecky is a progressive power trio out of Wisconsin that consists of three very talented brothers, Joe (guitar), William (bass), and Paul (drums). But it’s not the kinship that makes “Blood” the perfect title for this disc, it’s the massacre of sound that these siblings concoct that bleeds profusely from every track.

To call this simply a progressive rock album is doing it a grave injustice. This is a disc brimming with avant-garde jazz, funk, and hard rock influence along with being an expressive progressive rock record. Songs like “Moontown” and “The Red Path” lean heavily toward the hard rock/metal genre with power chords and riffage that would pair nicely with most anything in the genre. And then there is something like “Windows,” which is a more streamlined, stereotypical progressive rock journey. I must also add here that I was going to attempt to describe the set closer, “Opium,” but there really is no way to do it. Let’s just say that I hope there is no random drug test at work, because this would get me fired. This song is a trip. It’s a hard one to grasp entirely, but I think the physical absorption of the title had to have played a part in the outcome of this one.

In all of these songs you will find amazing feats of instrumental acrobatics from these talented brothers. Joe Kopecky shows an amazing feel for “the song” here. Playing simple chords when the song calls for them and letting loose with complex fret board work only if it is beneficial to the ebb and flow of the moment’s cadence. And of course, William Kopecky is the backbone of the entire sound here. One of the best bass players in the world, this brother is an absolute master of his instrument. Plucking the high notes and bottoming out with devastating accuracy, there is no better player in the progressive genre. This is all combined with his lightning fast fret work and rich overall feel. Paul Kopecky is a drummer that makes everybody around him sound better. On “Blood” he lays down rhythms that dance with brother William’s bass and compliment Joe’s guitar perfectly. While he is enriching the overall sound, he can be found playing rumbling fills and intricate cymbal patterns as a “cherry on top.” As if all of this wasn’t enough, the boys got Grammy winner Trevor Sadler to master the disc, and former Jungle Rot bassist Chris Djuricic to engineer. Beautiful work, men……. bloody beautiful.

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LOS LONELY BOYS - "Los Lonely Boys"  (10/2004)
Los Lonely Boys Musical Pie
40% Santana
20% Los Lobos
15% Mana
10% Eric Clapton
10% Stevie Ray Vaughan
5% Jeff Healey
100% sheer talent
                                                  Combine all of the above ingredients, included on Los Lonely Boys
                                                  debut lp, and insert in any CD player. Listen carefully. Allow all
                                                  tracks to simply amaze you. Be careful, contents will be hot! Serves
                                                  just about any fan of great music. Get a slice now!!
 
     That's right, these youngsters found the recipe for a near perfect slice of music. This threesome of brothers from Texas, all under the age of 25, are about to usher in a new era of Hispanic-style pop/rock. After the release of their EP, Willie Nelson heard them, put them on tour as his opening act, and recorded them at his studio. Combining heavy doses of guitar flair, with various percussion stylings and a vocal approach that also varies frequently, it is difficult not to like Los Lonely Boys.
 
     As the record kicks off, we get a catchy little rocker that sets the pace for the rest of the record extremely well. "Senorita" follows the recipe exactly. We get to hear the Boys touch on each ingredient ever so slightly. It's a song that will keep you singing all day long, too. Pace is something that many artists seem to forget about when they are assembling their records. The flow and continuity of a disc can add so much appeal to the songs when done correctly. This record is as good as any when it comes to pacing. Every song seems to compliment the one next to it. This kind of flow and sequencing provides the listener with a vehicle to travel from song to song, while never getting deprived of a particular tempo or style. After getting the "big package" on the opening track, we're set to hear each style stand on its' own now. As we move to the hit single, "Heaven", we get something that could possibly be called adult contemporary pop fare. A gentle pop song with an infectious hook, something Los Lonely Boys is getting real familiar with. Songs like "Hollywood", "More Than Love", and "Nobody Else" all have great pop qualities with an adult contemporary feel. The attraction of this record lies in what the Boys do in between these pop gems, though. Sandwiched in here are songs like "Crazy Dream", which has reflections of the Stevie Ray Vaughan side of the band. "Dime Mi Amor" has an extra cup of Clapton and Los Lobos mixed into the recipe, with a rhythm guitar part running through it that reminds this writer of something Doobie Brothers-like. Toward the center of the album we get "Onda", in which the recipe suddenly calls for 95% Santana. "Onda" is an extended jam, with wicked guitar soloing, and fantastic Spanish-style percussion. Toward the last of the record, we get a Clapton inspired track called "Real Emotions", and we even get a song in the same vein as Journey's "Open Arms" to finish the record. "La Contestacion" is one of the few songs that is sung in Spanish, and it's a poignant lullaby featuring an excellent vocal performance. 
     Much like Los Lobos has done in the past, Los Lonely Boys have brought together the Blues Rock and Pop genres, and peppered them with traditional Hispanic overtones. The chief difference between the two bands is accessibility. Los Lonely Boys has crafted an lp that is sure to arouse a wide variety of music fans. Their pop hooks and soothing, soulful vocals make for a delectable chunk of appealing art. They may not be the pioneers that Los Lobos and Santana are, but they have extracted all the wonderful elements of each, and forged what should soon be a hit machine. 
 
     Many artists have this recipe in their musical cookbook, and many have tried to make a slice of musical ecstasy. Many have failed. Los Lonely Boys have not failed. As a matter of fact, they have re-written the rule book on how to cook up a sensational music feast. Los Lonely Boys use only the finest ingredients, ...their names are Henry, Jojo and Ringo.
 
OVERALL RATING:      9  

LYNYRD SKYNYRD - "Pronounced Leh'-nerd Skin'-nerd"  (4/2006)
     This record was unlike anything that had ever come before it. Lynyrd Skynyrd was from the Southern United States, and they revolutionized a genre that has come to be known as Southern Rock, or Country Rock. Yes, there was The Allman Brothers Band, Ozark Mountain Daredevils, Black Oak Arkansas, and a few others that emerged at the same time as Skynyrd, but none of them crossed over to the Rock world as well as Skynyrd. Where The Allmans were full of classy Blues and Country jamming, and most of the other Southern artists were more Country than anything else, Skynyrd opened up a family-size can of rock ‘n’ roll whoopass.

     Screaming dual guitar solos and a no-nonsense rebel singer named Ronnie Van Zandt gave Lynyrd Skynyrd authorization to tear up the Rock radio waves. Skynyrd was really the first to use their Country roots as simply a canvas for their more Rock-influenced sound. With songs like “I Ain’t The One” and “Poison Whiskey,” the band comes across more like a bayou barroom brawl than a ‘Bama barn dance. Other titles like “Gimme Three Steps” and “Things Goin’ On” show a more playful side to the band, but they still maintain a Rock edge. It’s songs like “Tuesday’s Gone” and “Mississippi Kid” that draw more from the Country music influence, and these seem to be positioned like a rowboat in the midst of the turbulent rock ’n’ roll storm that the rest of the album creates around them. Throughout these songs we are smacked with savvy guitar tone and dual harmonies from the likes of the triple guitar attack of Gary Rossington, Allen Collins, and Strawberry Alarm Clock bassist-turned-guitarist Ed King; but we always seem to forget about one key player when talking about this band. Former roadie-turned-keyboardist Billy Powell is a huge piece of the Skynyrd pie here, adding his complex keys to mostly every nook and cranny. Whether it’s the Old West saloon sound in “Things Goin’ On,” or the Southern boogie pecking that cushions the heaviness of “I Ain’t The One,” Powell’s presence is felt all over this record. The album closes with what is probably the most legendary classic rock song of all time, “Free Bird.” It’s very rare that a single song gives off such an epic feeling. “Free Bird” is like a full blown album all by itself. Starting off with a slow and somber guitar tone that escalates into a blazing jam session, this song has one of the most unforgettable solos in the history of rock and roll. This is a truly amazing song that has been covered and copied thousands of times over, and is still heard lurking inside the songs of today’s up-and-coming artists.

     It was truly a glorious moment to see Lynyrd Skynyrd inducted into the Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame just recently; an honor that was well deserved and long overdue. Their influence will forever be felt among artists in so many genres. This album not only told us how to pronounce the band’s name, it told us that the band known as Lynyrd Skynyrd was on the scene and prepared to leave a mark on the backside of music history.
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MADONNA - "True Blue"  (10/2005)
     Madonna has seen many phases in her phenomenal career. The "True Blue" portion of her career, arguably, could be seen as the turning point in her illustrious career.  
     The year was 1986 and Madonna was already established as an international superstar. With the release of her debut record, she instantly found success. With hits like "Borderline" and "Lucky Star" propelling her to great heights, she was no stranger to fame. Her next record was the ever popular "Like A Virgin", where she completely broke through and started the incessant controversy that has followed her throughout her career. I like to think of "Like A Virgin" as a nice warm-up for "True Blue", her third and most complete release.
 
     Let's get the obvious out of the way here, first of all. We have Madonna, a regular hit factory, giving us the singles "Papa Don't Preach", Open Your Heart", "Live To Tell", and "La Isla Bonita". These are some of Madonna's best songs. She has started to grow as a person and, more importantly, as an artist. She broke away from the "dance bunny, teen star" persona that had been ready to haunt her. She says, with this release, that she can do other things than just techno dance songs. With songs like "La Isla Bonita" and "Live To Tell" she demonstrates great diversity as a singer and artist. These are both ballads with a great message, and wonderful continuity. We hear so often, dance music artists doing ballads and sounding like they are tied down; sounding restrained to the point of not being able to finish the song without adding some funk-inspired bridge or something. Madonna sings these songs with passion and, more importantly, patience. Looking back at her roll as Evita, and the class that she has developed throughout the years following this record, you've got to believe that her growth began here. Even the jumping dance tracks have a fervor that others, that came previously, did not possess. The title track is a perfect example. "True Blue" has a slower tempo with a doo-wop shade to it. "Where's The Party" is so sharp and full of Madonna muscle that you can almost picture it as a hard rock track. "White Heat", "Jimmy Jimmy" and "Love Makes The World Go 'Round" revert back to something you might here on the first record, but there is just something more here. It may be the company that these songs keep. These more "fun" songs are surrounded by rich and well written songs, which brings us to the primary writing force for these songs.
     Patrick Leonard is an incredible songwriter. Working with, and releasing 2 records with, local Chicago act Trillion in the 70's, he spent the beginning of his career opening for acts such as Styx and Aerosmith. It wasn't until he found Madonna that he found a listening audience though. She saw his great writing abilities and jumped at the chance at a partnership. Don't be fooled, the great Madonna songs that we all know and love may be 9/10 Pat Leonard. He's Madonna's secret weapon.
 
     Surrounded by controversy, and shrouded by both positive and negative publicity, Madonna has emerged from the flames with her head on straight and held way high. She grew up here on "True Blue". She continued to grow in her future endeavors. If you want a great Madonna record, and the beginning of it all......this is the record you want. 
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MAHAVISHNU ORCHESTRA - "Visions Of The Emerald Beyond"  (4/2004)
     By simply saying his name, Mahavishnu John McLaughlin, you feel a sense of royalty. A guitar virtuoso that, early on in his career, played with jazz legend Miles Davis. An expert musician that cut his second solo effort with Jimi Hendrix's Band Of Gypsies rhythm section: drummer Buddy Miles and bassist Billy Cox. This is a man that has played with such legends as drummer Billy Cobham, violinist Jean-Luc Ponty, and keyboard sensation Jan Hammer just to name a few. He's played with only the best musicians in the world and, therefore, he has made some of the best music in the world. "Visions Of The Emerald Beyond" is a tremendous example of his brand of musical perfection.
 
     From the first note of this masterpiece, you are treated to a blitz of music. A saturation of masterful playing that remains relentless throughout the duration of the record. Kicking the bonanza off with two tracks entitled, "Eternity's Breath - Part I" and "Eternity's Breath - Part 2", we learn what playing drums is all about. With Narada Michael Walden pummeling his drum kit faster than you would have thought humanly possible, he is nothing short of divine. As Jean Luc-Ponty starts his descent upon the album, it just sounds too good to be true. Between Walden's drumming and Ponty's frenzied playing, it leaves the door wide open for the man of the hour to waltz in, ...and waltz in he does. With McLaughlin blasting into an onslaught of guitar solo fury, and keeping pace with an already swirling musical ocean, a short verse is introduced. Reminiscent of vocal pieces you might hear in musicals such as "Hair" or "Jesus Christ Superstar", we get a superb complement to the instrumentation. Cerebral phrasing that is both uplifting and vivacious. What a way to start a record.
     McLaughlin sticks to this formula almost exclusively throughout the record. A vibrant jazz/rock collaboration that just obliterates the senses. Jean-Luc Ponty, the son of a music teacher, is a violinist like no other here. He incorporates speed ("Eternity's Breath - Parts 1&2"), melody ("Cosmic Strut"), and tone ("Pastoral"), much like a talented noteworthy guitar player would, to create a sound that is distinct and resonating. On Ponty's signature piece, "Lila's Dance", a delicate lull takes off into an intense jam with drummer Michael Walden, and is sprinkled with some horns to create a rich and elaborate delight. It is very difficult to include violin on every track and still add something interesting and different to each one. Ponty does it here, and keeps the listener yearning for more. With McLaughlin adding brilliance in so many ways, he becomes the perfect compliment to his players. We hear him recklessly rip it up on "Eternity's Breath - Part 2"; he keeps a low profile, adding just a rhythmic chord progression, on "Can't Stand Your Funk"; and, towards the end of the record we hear some experimentation with tone ("Earthship" thru "On The Way Home To Earth"). He is an amazing player that surrounds himself with player perfection, and Narada Michael Walden is the supreme definition of perfection on this record. These are, arguably, the greatest drum pieces ever recorded. If you are an aspiring drummer, and not easily discouraged, this is a must hear. I can imagine many hopeful drummers putting down their sticks after listening to this record. It does not sound like something that any human being, with only two arms, could perform. Most of the drum parts are done with blazing quickness and extreme dexterity, wrapped tightly in a complex rhythm structure that just astounds. When Walden is not attacking his kit, he's doing intricate cymbal patterns ("Can't Stand Your Funk"), or just playing a simple rock solid backbeat. If you can listen to a song like "I Can See You", and honestly say that you've heard something even more amazing done with a drum kit, please let me know. Narada Michael Walden is an amazing musician, and a stand-out on an album that includes some of the best players that have ever recorded.
 
     Anyone who is in love with music, and can appreciate one's mastering of their instrument, needs to hear this record. This is one of the most amazing displays of talent ever recorded.

MARILYN MANSON - "Eat Me, Drink Me"  (10/2007)
   For those of you that are not aware of my loyalties to Manson, let me enlighten you to my past opinions. I love the hell out of this guy. I loved "Portrait of an American Family," and I think "Antichrist Superstar" is one of the best records I own. Hell, I even liked the last two records. But now let me tell you the problem I have with this latest release, “Eat Me, Drink Me.” I think I may have literally loved the Hell right out of Manson. All that demonic chaos that was so appealing on the first record, “Portrait of an American Family,” and the masterpiece known as “Antichrist Superstar,” seems to be diminished for this latest offering. Not to say that these songs aren’t themed around subjects like blood and The Devil, because they are. No, the chaos that this record lacks is contained within the keyboard sound of Madonna Wayne Gacy, the thumping rhythm section of bassist Twiggy Ramirez and drummer Ginger Fish, and the spaced out guitar shred of John 5. And the reason that the record is lacking in these areas is simple, none of these guys are in the band anymore. Alienation and selling the name is what this record seems to be about. Manson has pissed off everyone around him and now finds himself trying to pick up the pieces of a unit that had carved a unique and distinct niche in the industrial/electronica sound.

   These songs lack any kind of squirming keyboards or driving rhythms that were so prevalent in the past records. Instead, Manson strays from the sound that made the band famous and likeable and tries to introduce a more straight forward Metal formula. Almost every song here has a hand cramping guitar solo, something that was unheard of from this band before now. Oh, did I say “band?” I really have trouble calling this a band anymore. This is Manson and Tim Skold, that’s it. They wrote it and produced it together, and the lack of a band really rears its ugly head. The signature creepiness of the Manson drawl is still here, and there’s a little fire that comes from one or two of these tracks, but for the most part this is pretty dull.

   I think the basis of this album is pretty well defined with the first single, “Heart-Shaped Glasses (When the Heart Guides the Hand).” Let’s see, Marilyn Manson does U2 or The Fixx, perhaps? Cyndi Lauper would be proud of this one, and that’s never a good thing. There are songs that try to capture the attitude of the “band” formerly known as Marilyn Manson though. Songs like “Mutilation Is The Most Sincere Form of Flattery” has the “Fuck you” lyric repeated over and over, but the fact that the song is driven by a shallow guitar riff and solo is what kills the track. Megadeth and Ozzy are driven by guitar riffs and solos; a great Marilyn Manson track is driven by an eerie keyboard chart and a life threatening rhythm section. “Are You the Rabbit?” somewhat revisits the typical Manson sound with its heavy rhythm, but it still lacks the keyboard fire that set so many Manson songs ablaze in the past. The song that shines the brightest here is “Putting Holes in Happiness,” and I think it’s for one simple reason: it’s a well-written song. It’s driven by a guitar riff, and it has a scorching solo right in the middle of it, but this one is written and produced perfectly for that kind of approach; the rest of these songs sound like old Marilyn Manson leftovers that never got touched by the members that epitomized the sound of the band.

   This is really the first disappointing record I’ve heard from Manson. I didn’t love “The Golden Age of Grotesque” or the “Holy Wood: In the Shadow of the Valley of Death” albums, but I thought each of those discs represented the band well. They kept to what they did best and delivered the goods on many different levels. With this record, Manson truly starts his solo career. He is a man without a band, and I think it's clear that he can’t make this journey alone.

OVERALL RATING:   2
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MARINO AND MAHOGANY RUSH, FRANK - "Live"  (3/2005)
    This is how it works with me. I wander the Earth inhaling, exhaling, and trying to engage others in conversations about music. That's just who I am, and that's what I do. I have to tell you, judging from many a conversation I have had, there are only a handful of you out there familiar with Frank Marino. That's a cryin' shame.  
     Here's a little insight on the character that we're dealing with here. At the tender age of 14, a bad acid trip sent Marino to the hospital. While recovering from the experience, and trying to keep his mind off the trip, Marino started to play the only musical instrument in the hospital's relaxation room that he could find - a guitar. He was already self-taught on drums, but the hospital only had a guitar. When Marino was released some weeks later he was proficient on the instrument to such a degree that it would later be considered strange and lead to what eventually became the bane of his existence for a number of years. Rumors spread after the release of the first Mahogany Rush album, about three years later, that Marino either considered himself the reincarnation of Hendrix or thought that Hendrix had been reborn in his (Marino's) body while he was in the hospital. Marino denies he ever made any statement to either effect, but the rumors persist to this day and could possibly be the very reason that so few know of his work. Critics slammed much of his material around this time, usually citing Hendrix rip-offs as the main negative. Well, I'm here to tell you that the guy does sound like Hendrix, ....and it's electrifying.
 
     Frank Marino is one of those players that gets ugly and sweaty when he plays. Oh, you don't even have to see him to know that. This is a bare knuckles brawl. A guitar experience equivalent to the bloodiest bar fight you can possibly imagine. Marino's angry blues style is portrayed with an intensity rarely found on live records. Most live records, at least in this critic's opinion, tend to have a "flat" sound. I can only think of three or four live records that bring a renewed passion to the songs on their setlists. I enjoy a live record that adds another dimension to songs that I've already heard studio versions of, and this is definitely one of those live records. Marino rips into these tracks with an almost violent fervor. Massive solos come hulking out of every open door. Therefore, whenever things may get a little quiet, the listener is pushed to the edge of their seat anticipating the inevitable outbursts that are to come. The best example of this lies in the blues track, "I'm A King Bee", which later leads into an excerpt of Willie Dixon's "Back Door Man". Marino slows the crowd down with a heartfelt blues interlude, only to cap it off with a mind numbing explosion of axe fury. But, come to think of it, this kind of thing is a constant on this record! Check out "A New Rock & Roll" just after "Back Door Man", ...guitar brutality at its' finest. The highlight of the album comes just after that though. A blazing rendition of Chuck Berry's "Johnny B. Goode" goes down like a triple shot of grain alcohol and turpentine. With Marino's gruff voice shouting the opening verse out a capella, except for some slight fret fingering, he sets up the crowd for demolition. Upon completion of that first verse, he unloads the opening riff with an intensity that Johnny B. Goode will never be treated to ever again. He tears through this song like a wrecking ball through a house of cards. Marino is just simply insane throughout this entire record; letting loose with vicious soloing whenever and wherever there is opportunity. 
     The record "winds down" with a couple of instrumentals that really make that insanity plea stick. "Electric Reflections Of War" is a guitar imitation of a war zone, complete with the sound of bombs dropping and exploding. A small drum solo leads into the second instrumental piece entitled, "The World Anthem", which is the most tame and artistic time on the record. Once those two instrumentals are out of the way, Frank Marino does what he does best - Hendrix. As the opening riff to "Purple Haze" is being played, you start to think of the kind of player that Hendrix was. A natural talent for getting the most out of his guitar; bending and squeezing it, to get whatever might be locked inside, out of it. Frank Marino is that kind of player also. It seems to me that Hendrix, most times he played, had forgotten about his audience and created a world for just his guitar and himself. Playing with such an inverted passion and fury like Hendrix had, was more than just showmanship - it was a mentality that overcame his entire body. With this record, Frank Marino obtains that mentality. A rare moment when all goes black except for the guitar that has now become a body part; a body part that will inevitably be self mutilated. 
 
     The comparisons to Hendrix will forever be drawn when speaking of Frank Marino, and that's okay because Frank Marino would have made Jimi proud with his performance on this record. 

MAROON 5 - "Songs About Jane"  (5/2004)
     Led by the #1 single "This Love", and the #3 hit "Harder To Breathe", Maroon 5's "Songs About Jane" could run off a long string of Top 10 hits. This entire disc is chock full of rich, soulful pieces that could dominate the charts for quite some time.
 
     It's rare to hear a band with this kind of talent, doing what comes naturally. This is a band with a great singer that has good range and style, and a sense of soul. It's this "sense of soul" that dominates the sound here, and makes this record a real winner. With songs like "The Sun" and "Sunday Morning", we get treated to a suave, moody strut that's polished and pristine; at other times, we're served some light funk, or a tender crooning. This record offers an excellent variety of styles. The last act to offer a sound such as this was the impeccable Jamiroquai, and Maroon 5 is just as good here.
     When the record kicks off with "Harder To Breathe", the band vaults themselves right in your face. With a confrontational vocal track, and an unbelievable groove from the rhythm section of drummer Ryan Dusick and bassist Mickey Madden, one might even be reminded of Rage Against The Machine. Don't get me wrong, the track is nowhere near as heavy as any of the Rage stuff, but it has that same "heavy groove thang". Unfortunately, they never really return to anything with such a heavy groove. Instead, they write great melodies, that have infectious hooks, with infallible poise. Already riding the #1 success of "This Love", it should be just a matter of time before they enjoy the success of radio-ready songs like "She Will Be Loved", "Must Get Out" or "Sunday Morning". All of these songs have that instant likeability factor. "Must Get Out" and "Sunday Morning" are bright and cheerful, with sing along choruses that are perfect for summer radio play; and "She Will Be Loved" is just a flawless ballad that sticks like glue. After just one listen, you prepare yourself to be reminded of the hook each and every minute for the rest of the day. That's what Top 40 radio is all about. Everything on this record has a sense of integrity and purity about it also. You get the feeling that this is a group of accomplished musicians that have fostered a passion for the old soul classics of artists like Stevie Wonder and Marvin Gaye, because their similarities come naturally and unforced. Maroon 5 is a band that is comfortable with their approach to the modern soul sound. Listening to this record, many similarities and influences can be heard. "Tangled", and "Sweetest Goodbye" display a Stevie Wonder sound in some ways; "She Will Be Loved", "The Sun" and "Must Get Out" have Terence Trent D'Arby tinges; and, "Shiver" and "Not Coming Home" have some Prince tendencies. While you hear all of these influences, you are at all times aware of the fact that Maroon 5 is doing what comes naturally to them, and the similarities sound totally unintentional. This is a band with loads of talent, that has no need to be someone else. They sound just fine being themselves. 
 
     Well, ...this is the fun part. I have to give you reasons why this isn't a 10. The only thing I can say is, I wish there were a few more heavy groovers like "Harder To Breathe". When they thump and groove heavy, they do it really well. I'd love to hear a bit more of it. I can also say that some small brass parts may have made a few tracks "pop" a bit more. Some soulful background vocals, to compliment the fantastic lead parts, may have enhanced their sound, also. But this is really nit-picking. This is a great record.
 
OVERALL RATING:        8 
MARS VOLTA, THE - "Frances The Mute"  (5/2005)
     Yep, this is one of the painful ones to write.
     You see, I want to like this record, I really do, ....but I don't.
     I like to think of myself as an aware, and somewhat knowledgeable music fan. I have come to accept and enjoy many, many styles of music in the course of my life. I can enjoy the simplest songs, as well as the most complex compositions available. So, when I hear someone tell me that if I don't enjoy this record it may be too "smart" for me, I start to wonder about myself. All the brilliant musical geniuses out there might consider me "shallow" for not liking this one, because you know, if it's "outside of the box" it's automatically good, right? Well, this is one of those that may be too much for my feeble mind to handle, I guess.
 
      The Mars Volta is a very talented band that really "pushes the envelope" on this, their second full length release. The phrase "outside of the box" was created for this band. Much to the band's chagrin, many have pigeonholed their sound as progressive. As they make clear on their website bio, "The Mars Volta is neither a concept album band nor a prog band", they go on to say, "Prog? How can any innovative, forward-thinking art or music not be progressive? We are really tired of those labels and questions". When discussing concept albums, guitarist, co-founder and producer Omar Rodriguez-Lopez stated, "Concept album? How can any huge project that takes up most of your life for a year not have a concept?"    Okay, ....point well taken.
     "Frances The Mute" is a story inspired by former band member Jeremy Ward's discovery of a diary that he found in the backseat of a car while working as a repo man. Supposedly, the diary was written by someone who was adopted, and was in search of their biological parents; a situation familiar to Ward, who is now deceased. All of this sounds like a great concept (there, ....I said it) for an album, right? Well, it is - but The Mars Volta gets way too psychedelic to carry the storyline. I mean, you could listen to this record 5,000 times and never guess what they might be getting at lyrically. You might not even find any "story" there at all. So, I agree, The Mars Volta is not a concept album band - not a good one anyway.
     The Mars Volta is essentially a duo consisting of Rodriguez-Lopez and singer/lyricist Cedric Bixler-Zavala; and the album is peppered with droves of guest musicians. Among some of the guest musicians are Chili Peppers guitarist John Frusciante and bassist Flea, with the latter keeping his brilliant bass in its' case, and lending his talents on trumpet instead. You can also hear Roger Manning, former mastermind of popsters Jellyfish, "tickling the ivories". Percussion guru Lenny Castro can also be heard throughout the album. There is definitely no shortage of talent here. The band has many moments where they display their more than ample musical abilities. That's not the problem.
     Along with the album having some excellent guitar work scattered about, and some fine vocal acrobatics, the record is also filled with long silences that many "smart" rockers might call artistic. Well, with me being a moron rocker, I call them nonsensical filler. As we hear at the beginning of "Miranda That Ghost Just Isn't Holy Anymore", the band spends the first four minutes, and the last two minutes, in almost complete silence. There is some machine-like squeaking and sound effects, but for the most part, it's all filler. Oh, excuse me, "smart" filler. Even the opening track, "Cygnus....Vismund Cygnus" has a great spastic funky bass line, along with some killer guitar work, but all of that is followed by a three minute chunk of nothingness to finish out the track. Oh, I'm sorry, "smart" nothingness. Then there is "The Widow", which is by far the most radio friendly thing here, and even that takes two and a half minutes at the end of its' almost six minutes to devote to clicks and blurbs. Yeah whatever, "smart" clicks and blurbs. There is just way too much down time here. This record is around 77 minutes long, with about 30 of them devoted to boring silences and useless noodling. Then there is the song structure problem I have. Golly gee, I am brainless and shallow.
     The band takes all of these small pieces of work, whether it is a blistering guitar solo or a three minute chunk of warbling, and they just play them randomly. That's what seems to take place with this. The record has no cohesive element; nothing to keep a flow going in any song, much less through the entire album. Two of the songs that seem to try and hold firm are "The Widow" and "L' Via L' Viaquez", but even these songs drift in places. All of the great guitar work, and all of the sharp drum work gets lost in the arrangement of the songs.
     I view "the song" as a suitcase for all of a band's musical abilities. You can have all the prettiest clothes - but if you don't have the suitcase, you ain't gettin' on the Song Plane. The Mars Volta has all the pretty clothes, but their luggage got lost.  
     A colleague of mine and I had discussed this record a bit, and he enjoyed it. He appreciated all that the band had to offer in playing talent, and didn't seem to mind the wacky, scatterbrained and confusing song arrangements. He had also drawn some parallels to George Clinton's Funkadelic of the 70's, and things of that nature. I thought this was a great comparison. The overall sound isn't really what resembles that Funkadelic stuff, it's the wealth of talent and sporadic song arrangement that definitely
resembles that same avant-garde style. The strange thing is, I love that Parliament-Funkadelic stuff. Go figure.
 
     In trying to explain this band's sound for you, I would have a hard time. I could compare the vocal style and tone to early Robert Plant, but that's only at certain times. I could tell you that the song structure is similar to that of alt rockers Tool, but not really. I could tell you that they get violently funky like the Red Hot Chili Peppers, but only on occasion. Suffice it to say, it is a completely unique and original sound. So, at the risk of sounding even dumber than I already do, I will just keep my mouth shut.
 
     If you just want to hear something you've never heard before, and something that has some great elements scattered throughout the course of the record - this just might be for you. If you want to hear a talented band take risks, and play without any boundaries whatsoever - this one's definitely for you. But please beware, it may take you four or five weeks to figure out which song is which. The album has five songs, and the CD has twelve tracks. The track listing is a mess. Best of luck to you.
     If you want simple rock songs with traditionally structured arrangements, that will hold your hand and walk you through while you listen to them, go get an AC/DC record. If I didn't already have them all, that's what I would do. But, then again, why would you listen to a simplistic and shallow moron rocker like me?
 
OVERALL RATING:  4

MATISYAHU - "Youth"  (11/2006)    "EMERGENCY SURGERY" feature

   When I heard that an American-born Hasidic Jew was doing a traditional Reggae record, I had to chuckle. I thought to myself, “Man, people will try anything as a gimmick these days!” I personally find it hard to take anything seriously that calls itself Reggae and isn’t from Jamaica. I think the true sound of the music has a lot to do with the region of the world that its creators are from. I just can’t see Pennsylvania putting out a legitimate Reggae artist - and that’s without calculating race and religion into it. But it happened. Fans and critics alike are actually taking this guy seriously. Matisyahu has been moving his product quite well. But then again, American Idol disaster William Hung sold records too …a lot of them …enough said. Let’s just say I still had my doubts when I jumped into this one, but of course my mind is always opened. It was time to open my ears and see what all this was about.

1. “Fire Of Heaven/Altar Of Earth” - Wow, this is impressive. Real impressive. Lyric references to Mount Zion and a Reggae tempo that would make Bob Marley’s hair straighten, this is fantastic stuff. I am a fan of artists like Marley, Michael Rose and Black Uhuru, and Coco Tea and this is right on target with its sound. Great rhythm, great vocal sound, great lyrics - this is a great Reggae song. RATING: 10

2. “Youth” - This is another song that follows the same great Reggae formula as the previous track, but this one has some modern niches that separate it from the first track. For example, the roaring guitar solo just past the middle of the song. Not your typical Reggae ingredient, but it really works well here. With powerful lyrics like “Young man, the power’s in your hands/Slam your fist on the table and make your demands,” and with an explosion effect kicking in as the “slam your fist” line is delivered, this is really what effective Reggae lyrics are supposed to be about - rebellion and a fight for freedom. Other than the bit more “urban” vocal tone, this is another great Reggae song. RATING: 8

3. “Time Of Your Song” - With some really nice background harmonies and an excellent Reggae voice leading this one, this is another great one. Catchy refrain that is lyrically strong once again. This one has a little bit of an urban rap feel with the pumped up beat, but this is rich in the elemental roots of the Reggae genre nonetheless. RATING: 9

4. “Dispatch The Troops” - This one is a little more on the rap side with a Reggae influence. This one is sung with a voice that isn’t as effective, and it‘s more fast talk/rap than I would prefer. The deep Reggae sound is lost a little bit, but it’s not horrible. RATING: 5

5. “Indestructible” - This one has that big pumped up bass beat going on, but the superb vocal keeps the Reggae vibe intact. As a matter of fact, you could easily mistake this one for Michael Rose. Cool background vocals and a nice hook in the chorus make this another good one. RATING: 8

6. “What I’m Fighting For” - Now here’s something different. This is an acoustic ballad with some inspiring lyrics and an excellent arrangement. We keep to the Reggae mood in this two minute and 10 second quip by mentioning Zion and “Sons and Daughters of Abraham,” but this is really not a Reggae song. This is more Dave Matthews than Bob Marley, but it’s good. RATING: 7

7. “Jerusalem” - More of the same great cultured vocal sound, blended with a brilliant song arrangement. We even get a couple of lines from Matthew Wilder’s 80’s hit “Break My Stride” worked into this one. This works as a gripping modern twist on the traditional Reggae sound that is so honorably represented here. RATING: 8

8. “WP” - Different vocals on this one, and they are all pretty straight forward rappers. Like much of the Rap music that I hear, the artists have a lot to say, but the vehicle in which they use to transport the message isn’t worthy of the trip. This really isn’t any different. The song is weak, and the lyrical vomiting doesn’t help it any. RATING: 3

9. “Shalom/Saalam” - This is just a little acoustic guitar instrumental. Very nice, but not really a song.

10. “Late Night In Zion” - Just a dreamy pop song really. There are plenty of thought provoking lyrics here, and the song is a nice change of pace for the record. Drifts away from the Reggae sound and more into the Pop genre and it’s not bad. RATING: 6

11. “Unique Is My Dove” - We almost get to a ska-like, upbeat rhythm at times, with this nicely written tune. A very steady track with a catchy chorus. Very simple rhythm, but still works pretty well. RATING: 5

12. “Ancient Lullaby” - This one has a real Paul Simon “Graceland” feel to it. Some interesting guitar work with a very bright and positive drum beat and vocal. Extensive drum soloing toward the end of this one kind of kills the direction of the song, but it is a nice addition all the same. RATING: 6

13. “King Without A Crown” - This is a quick, “rap” kind of Reggae. Stays in one speed a little too long, but it’s pretty interesting to hear an electric rock guitar solo in a song that is a hybrid of Rap and Reggae. I don’t love this one, but it does have some qualities. RATING: 5

OVERALL RATING: 7    ALIVE!

   This is a real shocker to me. I expected some white, punk ass, suburban kid trying to rap about ganja and passing it off as Reggae. This is the real deal folks. I don’t love everything on this record, and as a matter of fact, the last six tracks are merely average. But, this is a Reggae album, and when it shines it shines brightly. The first seven tracks, with the exception of “Dispatch The Troops,” are fantastic examples of deeply rooted Reggae music. And I don’t know why I would think any differently going into this. With Mount Zion being in Israel, and much of the traditional Reggae themes dealing with religion and The Holy Land, who would be better suited at this Reggae thing than a bearded white guy with a yarmulke?________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

MERCYFUL FATE - "Don't Break The Oath"  (7/2005)
 
"They're this heavy Satanic band, ....and their singer sounds like Mickey Mouse."
 
     It was 1985 and I was in my third year at Lane Tech High School. Bands like Motley Crue, Judas Priest, and Iron Maiden were regulars on the turntable. For the younger crowd, a turntable is what the generation before you used to listen to 12" round vinyl things called "records" on. Anyway.... Study hall was usually the place I got the lowdown on what other people had their ears glued to, and the place where I heard the above description of a band called Mercyful Fate. Upon hearing this unorthodox narrative, I made it my mission to hear this monster called Mercyful Fate. I went to my local record store (they used to have ones that didn't sell refrigerators) and found this anything-but-Disney-inspired cover. I tossed down my five bucks(yeah, these 12" vinyl things were cheaper too), and I rushed home to hear my spooky find.
 
     As I dropped the needle on the first groove I was introduced to the band by guitarists Hank Shermann and Michael Denner. With a riff straight from the depths of Hell, "A Dangerous Meeting" was under way. As bassist Timi G. Hansen and drummer Kim Ruzz supplied the solid backbone to the tune, I patiently awaited the first words to come from Mickey wannabe, King Diamond. As Diamond sang the first line, "Tonight the circle is meeting again", I remember thinking that his voice was kinda high but Mickey Mouse was a harsh comparison. As the second line, "Who will be the first to fall in trance" was sung, I started thinking that his voice was more like Minnie's than Mickey's! This ultra high falsetto was extremely hard to get used to, and in all honesty, hard to take seriously. It took many many hours of listening to appreciate the real depth of this record. As I look back now to find other young metalheads discovering this gem, I realize that I got in on the ground floor with this legendary metal classic. It's ironic that I had trouble taking this record seriously because the subject matter is anything but a joke. With song titles like "Desecration Of Souls", "Night Of The Unborn", and Welcome Princess Of Hell", this had the same vibe of my musical heroes Black Sabbath. A picture of King Diamond on the inside sleeve, with painted face of course, gripping a mic stand with a cross made of what looked like human bones was pretty darn scary at the time. The back cover showed a small pic of each band member, and a non-descript silhouette of Diamond with inverted crosses overhead. Yeah, King Diamond was the new voice of Satan, picking up where Ozzy left off.
     I think what kept me coming back for more on this record was the incredible instrumental prowess of the band. Getting used to Diamond's squealing was the difficult part, but the instrumental acrobatics of the band was inspiring. "Desecration Of Souls" was about the easiest listen here, just because Diamond can be found singing in his real voice for most of the song. It's a song that exhibits strong band performance along with powerful bellowing from Diamond. As I would come to learn later in life, King Diamond surrounds himself with some of the best musicians money can buy, and this record was no different. Guitarists Hank Shermann and Michael Denner laid groundwork for many of the bands we now find on alternative and metal radio. Even metal superstars Metallica cover a Mercyful Fate song on their "Garage, Inc." release.
     As much as King Diamond's vocals are hard to swallow, what he lacks in accessibility he stocks up on in originality. Nobody sounds like this guy, ...except possibly Mickey Mouse. Smack in the middle of the record we get a song called "The Oath", which strikes a stark resemblance to Black Sabbath's self-titled song. As we hear the strains of eerie keyboard effects that are backlit with a chiming bell and a distant thunder, we get the spoken words of an oath that the speaker swears to be a "faithful servant of his most puissant arch-angel The Prince Lucifer". Yeah, .....boo. As we progress through the tune we get some urgent operatic chanting of "ahh-ahh-ahh" and "ooh-ooh-ooh"; throw in a time change near the end of the track and it becomes pure black metal bliss. The band gallops through "Gypsy", shreds through "Welcome Princess Of Hell", and tantalizes us with "To One Far Away", a ninety-one second instrumental with some more operatic chant layered into it. The emergence of (what was) the final song "Come To The Sabbath" proved to be a perfect closer. This song displays all of the best qualities of the band, as well as the best qualities of Diamond's voice. 
     As I upgraded my worn out 12" record to the CD format recently, I got a remastered version of this classic with a bonus track. The bonus track, entitled "Death Kiss", is actually an early demo version of the first track "A Dangerous Meeting". As it states in the liner notes of the disc, as far as Diamond can recollect, this is the first known Mercyful Fate recording ever. So, even though the production is thinner and the vocals sound like a slightly younger, inexperienced King Diamond singing, the song is a welcome addition to the disc for any fan of the band.
 
     I got to thinking about the guy that turned me on to this band with his unique description, and it turns out I can't even remember his name. One thing I do remember though, oddly enough; this was the same guy that turned me on to the Bible wielding band Stryper back in '85. Oh well, ....you can't win 'em all.  

METALLICA - "Death Magnetic"  (9/2008) 

   I know there are quite a few disgruntled Metallica fans out there, myself being one of them. The frustration of 2003‘s “St. Anger” hasn’t yet dissipated, and none of us are sure if it ever will. Singer James Hetfield has sounded more like Tom Jones than Tom Araya (Slayer) in recent years, and shred master Kirk Hammett has had his hands tied (mainly by King James and Lars, the Court Jester). Yes folks, the Metallica legacy and all of the majesty that it brings has been in serious jeopardy. If this “Death Magnetic” release isn’t a return to “old school” Metallica, equipped with all of the finest elements we’ve come to know and love, the band as we know it may officially be down for the count.

   Well, I’m here to tell you that the noise has returned. The raw, guttural churning of Hetfield’s voice is everywhere. Kirk’s killer riffage and the lightning fast wild abandon infect this entire disc. And, the fact that Lars is playing on a set of drums this time and not a set of Maxwell House cans is a plus, too.

   One of the other problems I had with “St. Anger” was the length of the songs and the dull arrangements. On “Death Magnetic,” the songs continue to be very lengthy, but this time the duration is justified. With the disc’s 10 tracks running for just under a total of 75 minutes, the average song length is just under 8 minutes. But somehow, these songs are packed so tight with cool grooves, hooks and solos that you hate to hear most of them end.

   With “St. Anger” I was reminded of the “…And Justice For All” album more than any other from the band’s catalog. With “Death Magnetic” I’m reminded of “Master Of Puppets,” and that’s a good thing. Not to say that I don't like the Justice album, but it had a much more progressive vibe. I feel that the band traded in the direct hit to the face for a more drawn out assault. With "Death Magnetic" you get a little of both. Okay, a lot of both. These songs are long but they deliver sharp jabs to the face and abdomen throughout their tenure. To give you an idea of what you’ll hear from each of the songs on the disc, I’ve summarized them below:

1. “That Was Just Your Life” (7:08) - After about a minute and a half of the slow methodical intro, the band doesn’t waste any time getting thrashy. Hetfield spits out words without conscience or tonal concerns, Kirk whips through a rabid solo, and the rhythm section is a well-oiled machine. A nice way to tell everyone they’re back.

2. “The End Of The Line” (7:52) - This is much of the same as the first track, just with a big giant hook attached to it. The beginning rhythm of the song reminds me of “Escape” from “Ride The Lightning,” but it quickly turns into a tight and punchy slugfest.

3. “Broken, Beat & Scarred” (6:25) - Another blistering pace gets going here with an intricate and funky rhythm that’s highlighted by Hetfield’s savage vocal and Ulrich’s ultra-tight drum action. The lyrics for this one are as primal as the vocal and the pacing. Growls of “We die hard” and “What don’t kill you will make you more strong” make this one pretty powerful all around.

4. “The Day That Never Comes” (7:56) - The first single from the album, this is most like something from the self-titled “black album.” This finds the band slowing to allow Hetfield the opportunity to sing out. Set in the same vein as "One" from the Justice album, the song works itself into a frenzy and flourishes with some great guitar work. Although this style is a bit clichéd for the band at this point, this is done with heart and soul.

5. “All Nightmare Long” (7:58) - Now this is some kind of monster! No, not at all like the song. This is a huge monster song with an absolutely vicious tempo, and an even more brutal hook. Hetfield delivers “We hunt you down without mercy” and the rest of the refrain so strongly that you feel your hands balling up into fists. It’s okay…..it’s unavoidable. Just enjoy it. And look for an amazing shredfest from Hammett here unlike we’ve gotten in many many years. This is one of Metallica’s best songs, on this or any other album.

6. “Cyanide” (6:39) - Another monster track with a huge groove. This is a song where the influence of Metallica’s newest member, bassist Robert Trujillo, can be heard. His work with Suicidal Tendencies and Infectious Grooves was almost pure funk, but his job here is to make the drummer with the world’s best chops sound even tighter than normal, and he does just that. Trujillo and Ulrich serve up an amazing backbone rhythm in this one.

7. “The Unforgiven III” (7:46) - Hey, maybe we can kiss this series goodbye now, huh boys? This is another track that allows Hetfield a chance to get back to the security blanket of the “black album” again, but it's all good. This is fairly predictable, except for the solo that Hammett rips off near the 6 minute mark. It starts soft, gets loud, and returns to the valley again - you know, you've been there before. And, like the other songs in this "Unforgiven" series, it has a rhythmic commonality to tie everything together.

8. "The Judas Kiss" (8:00) - Yet another rapid fire tune with a huge hook. This one finds Hetfield splitting his time between the "raw and the cooked," if you will. He maintains the raw, angry vocal style for most of the song, but intersperses some bellowing lines as well. This is how a versatile voice should be used. You can look for another great Hammett solo in this one, too. And, might I say, it feels SO good to say that.

9. "Suicide & Redemption" (9:57) - Wouldn't you know, the longest track on the record is an instrumental. This is one hell of an instrumental, too. This is another song heavily influenced by the capabilities of Trujillo. They cut a deep groove right down the middle of this one, and all sorts of great stuff hangs off of it. The highlight of this one has to be Hammett's solo though. With the chugging rhythm as a background, Hammett dishes out a solo filled with passion, harmony and tone. It's not as much about speed this time. It's all about melody this time out. But the thing I like most about this one is that they never abandon that huge, heavy groove.

10. "My Apocalypse" (5:01) - Wouldn't you know, the shortest track on the record just might be the heaviest song the band has ever done. Producer Rick Rubin had to be thinking Slayer while he sat in the control room on this one. It almost sounds like a Slayer cover. And I gotta tell you, it's just excellent to hear Metallica get back to this style.

   Well, there it is folks. The big, fat metal machine that is Metallica is up and running once again. Along with producer Rick Rubin, the band saw the need to get back to basics, and they did what they had to. So, if you're looking for "old school" Metallica, take your seats. Class is in session.

   

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MONTROSE - "Montrose"  (6/2004)
     I am a man of 35 years...soon to be 36. I have experienced and enjoyed many styles of music, on a consistent basis, during my almost 36 years. I was introduced to music by my 2 older brothers, who are 7 and 9 years older than myself, so I grew up musically during the 70's. It was KISS, who I saw live when I was 8 years old, with steady doses of Elton John and Angel. There were many records that I took for a spin on the turntable, and I found myself enjoying most of them. Each record usually had a single or two that was being played on the radio, and that was usually the area of the record that the needle spent most of its time. You put the record on, played the single over and over, and moved on to the next record. This is what an 8 year old does. Neglecting the songs that weren't playing on the radio didn't seem sinful. But, there were those records that got extra attention. All of the KISS records got a full go 'round. The Black Sabbath records always lasted awhile. And then there was this record with a yellow cover, peppered with pink. It had 4 guys with no shirts on the cover, and the name of the band ensconced over all of them. The name was MONTROSE, and this record turned my entire world upside down. The riff heavy songs jumped off of the record, as if the vinyl couldn't wait to spit out the next note. Every song short and simple, with an intensity that made my walls shake and my knees tremble. I remember feeling nervous and shaky while listening to this record, and as an 8 year old boy, I didn't know why...but I liked it.
     I listen to this record at least once a week to this very day. It is a reminder to me that hard rock can still be simple, fun, and yet highly intense. This record takes off like a fireball from hell, and never stops burning right through to the end, some 34 minutes later. With every track, you get an incredible riff to kick them off. From the frenetic "Rock The Nation" riff that kicks off the album... to the staccato, pulsing riff that cuts through "Make It Last", this is arguably the sharpest, most intense hard rock record ever made. With production credits going to renowned producer Ted Templeman, this is still one of the best production efforts I have ever come across. This record was a perfect fit for the "headphones only" radio shows; in which those albums with shifting sounds, or ultra clear keyboards or vocals were played. With its razor sharp riffs, and its alternating speaker shifts, this record fully utilized stereo sound. A record that was way ahead of its time in 1973, when it was released.
     The band consisted of the now legendary vocalist Sammy Hagar, guitarist extraordinaire Ronnie Montrose, Bill "the electric" Church on bass guitar, and powerhouse drummer Denny Carmassi rounding out the lineup. This is a young and hungry Sammy Hagar, singing with a fervor that he really could never recapture. I would be willing to say, that if you didn't know who the singer was, Sammy Hagar probably wouldn't even come to mind while listening to the record. Sammy is so young on this record, a mere 26 years old, the first song he ever wrote appears here ("Bad Motor Scooter")!
     And then there's Mr. Montrose himself. It's very rare that a guitar player of Montrose's capability, blends so well with his other band members. The riffs, as I've stated previously, are some of the best ever recorded. The solos on this record are also astonishing. I believe that the true sign of a great guitar solo, is being able to "sing" it when its playing. When the solo virtually becomes a part of the lyrics. When you can't hum the song in your head, without humming that incredible guitar solo also. That is what every solo on this record provides the listener. And, even though the guitar parts of this record are so outstanding, the rest of the band never gets left behind or overshadowed. This is the true sign of a talented, and tight band. From drummer Denny Carmassi's bombastic bass drum intro on "Rock Candy", to bassist Bill Church's rock solid foundation throughout each track on the record, this is a group effort. It is difficult to spotlight just one band member here. This is a rare occurrence when a talented artist, with the caliber of a Ronnie Montrose, names his band after himself. I would guess, from the sound of this phenomenal record, that all egos were set aside here. A wonderful thing. This record is a true masterpiece, and should be a blueprint for anyone that wants to play, produce, or just enjoy hard edged Rock 'N' Roll.
  
     If you were wondering if my walls still shake and my knees still tremble when I listen to the record now...well, let me put it this way; I have two young kids at home, so my walls rarely shake anymore - but my knees do tremble, and I'm hoping it's because of the tunes.  
  
    As for getting that nervous, shaky feeling when I listen to the record?    You betcha. 
    And, do I now know why I feel that way?    You betcha.
    Great rock 'n' roll...it does it to me every time ~ and this is great rock 'n' roll.
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MOUNTAIN OF POWER - "Mountain Of Power"  (6/2007)
   Grooveyard Records is a label that claims to be “a label dedicated to outstanding TOTAL GUITAR music from around the world,” and this disc shoves that theory right down your throat. Swedish guitar wiz Janne Stark of Locomotive Breath and Grooveyard proprietor Joe Romagnola have assembled a set of obscure 70’s guitar rock anthems that scream with an intensity unmatched in today‘s music world.

   The track listing alone is impressive and demands a respectful tip of the cap. With songs from underground legends such as Budgie, Point Blank, Captain Beyond and Samson, Stark and Romagnola prove that they are students of the game. These tunes were dug from the precious soil of 70’s hard rock, and they weren’t found lying on the surface either; these guys dug deep to find great songs that were worthy of modern representation. Seeing songs from Rick Derringer and Moxy on the track listing was something that had me respecting them instantly, but actually hearing their amazing renditions of these songs was something astonishing.

   Most of the material here is animalistic; primal and vicious. Like a rabid dog these tracks come running at you full force. The impressive thing with this disc is how it still remains structured and precise while it rips your head apart. It never gets out of control and wanders. As wild and untamed as these songs are, Stark plays his guitar with a sense of melody and an attention to song detail that never falters. With songs like Samson’s “Tomorrow Or Yesterday” demanding a steady rhythm, nothing is lost when Stark starts to explode with guitar fireworks. The poise and class of this band is really quite phenomenal. Whether it is the dual harmony leads of Stray Dog’s “Crazy” or the Rainbow-tinged spirit of Montrose’s “Black Train,” Mountain Of Power captures the heart and soul of each piece and delivers a blast of guitar fury that will please even the pickiest guitar rock fan.

   I can’t even remember the last time I heard anyone tear into guitar solos like this; come to think of it, it was probably in the 70’s. Every song houses a big fat guitar part, and each of them is bone crushing. One of the most impressive selections here is a song called “One Of A Kind.” It was originally done by a band called Wireless, who had their record produced by Rush frontman Geddy Lee. Yes, MOP does a wonderful job in its rendition of the song, but that’s not why I find this exceedingly impressive. They know who Wireless is!! Wireless is a band that got past even the most seasoned rock fan when they were buried by bubblegum pop in the early 80‘s. I find it terribly exciting to have them back in this setting. It was the same feeling when I heard their smokin’ version of Captain Beyond’s “Fantasy” mid-way through the disc. Captain Beyond stands as one of the great “unknowns” of our time, and it’s great to see a band like MOP recognize that.

   The super riff that leads Neon Rose‘s “Love Rock”….the bashing of Mountain’s “Dreams Of Milk & Honey”…..the caressing rhythms and blistering solos within their original instrumental self-titled song…. No matter what track you find yourself being assaulted by, you’re in for a real treat. Guitarist Janne Stark is one of the best in the entire world, and he has surrounded himself with some of the finest musicians available. If you are a fan of guitar heavy hard rock, this just might be the best thing you’ve ever heard.

MySpace profile: www.myspace.com/mountainofpower
Official website: www.mountainofpower.com
CD available from: www.grooveyardrecords.com
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MYSTERY - "Beneath The Veil Of Winter's Face"  (11/2007)
   I get CD’s thrown on my desk quite often, and almost all of them have band names that are new to me. I always give each disc a fair shake in respect of the efforts that each band has put forth. But as you might imagine, much of the music that these discs give out is forgotten just hours, if not minutes, after I hear it. Some stuff sounds good and some of it bad, but every once in a while I get something that makes the world stop turning. “Beneath the Veil of Winter’s Face” is one of those discs that has taken over my life.

   The Unicorn Digital record label (www.unicorndigital.com) was founded in 1995 by Michel St-Pere as a vehicle to promote and release the music of his band, Mystery. The primarily progressive rock label has since been an outlet for many wonderfully talented acts such as Dimension X, Kopecky, Hamadryad, and guitarist Daryl Stuermer. With this release, "Beneath The Veil Of Winter's Face," you’ll find St-Pere handling guitar, bass and keyboard duties as well as taking on the production responsibilities. And, as if that wasn’t enough, he wrote all of the music and lyrics (with the exception of one track) as well. After listening to this spectacular set you’ll realize that those credits are all quite impressive too. Not only are all of these tracks incredibly well written and performed, they are superbly produced also.

   The music of Mystery is progressive, yes, but with a classic rock attitude that spews with the spirit of early Genesis or Yes and the hooks and vocal clarity of bands like Styx or Rush. Besides the immense talent of St-Pere, this band has one of the best singers of the genre in Benoit David. The crystal clear high tenor is a real breath of life on this record. Much like Boston’s Brad Delp or Yes’s Jon Anderson gave a bright and inviting sound to the music of their bands, David brings all of these great melodies to life. It’s the kind of voice that never gets tiring; in fact, you can never get enough of it. Hearing him bellow on the poignant ballad “The Sailor and the Mermaid,” or listening to his cheerful sway on the opening track (“As I Am”), I find my spine tingling from time to time.

   The thing I find most appealing about the songs here is the bright, energetic feeling that they have. Even the more subdued melodies seem to have a positive cheerfulness to them. For example, the title track has a choir type of chant with a deeper, more epic feel to it, but the tight production and the clarity of David’s vocals make the song a triumphant ray of light. There are so many examples of this kind of energy that I cannot possibly tell you of all of them, but let me point out some of my favorites. The amazing production levels of “Snowhite” are something that every music fan should be treated to. The two different levels of vocals and the bright smashing keyboard sound are amazing. This is the perfect song.

   Another intricate part of this record is the many facets of St-Pere’s guitar playing. Besides simply playing his parts, he provides an atmosphere for many of these songs too. “Voyage to the Other Side” is a song that best exemplifies this kind of subtle guitar playing that is so important to this record. The swirling streaks of sound that are layered beneath the soaring wail of the traditional guitar part make this song something extra special. He also shows many styles of playing on the record as well. Be it the rocking chords of “The Preacher’s Fall” or the David Gilmour tone at the beginning of “Snowhite,” you get the feeling that there isn’t much that St-Pere can’t do. If this doesn’t end up as my Album of the Year, I will be shocked. Musical artistry doesn’t get too much better than this.

   One of the most amazing things I find with St-Pere and the Unicorn label is the passion that he has for the music that he makes available. If you go to the label’s website you won’t be greeted by “everything Mystery” as you might imagine. Instead, he promotes the latest Dimension X release heavier than his own band’s incredible CD. As a matter of fact, you actually have to search a bit to find this release. It’s this unselfish “love of the game” that sets this label apart from all the others of its kind. And St-Pere’s unselfish style of playing and producing is what makes this Mystery album the only one of its kind.

Official website: http://www.unicornrecords.com/mystery/

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     It's very special for me when I can relay some of my musical adventures and experiences to my readers, but it's even more special when a reader steps up and shares their experience. 
     I recently had a great friend and longtime supporter of Dr. Music's Weekly Checkup do just that. Joe sent his analysis of some of the great songs that he heard on this Mystery disc, "Beneath The Veil Of Winter's Face." He expressed a great fascination for the album and its many lyrical twists. I have included his commentary below, along with a response from Michel St.-Pere, the author of these incredibly thought-provoking lyrics.

As I Am
Joe: Well produced, but not as strong as some of the other songs melodically.  To me, a confused individual who, while unsure of what kind of person he is, yearns for your acceptance of his undefined soul.    While initially he is willing to assist in this undertaking to define himself, he then has a heroic change of heart as he cries "Let me be who I am!"
Michel: Not only confused but pushed to be someone he is not, or do something he does not want to do in order to be socially accepted, a little bit like a teenage crisis.  There is also a part of resiliance and let go and auto destruction.
 
Beneath The Veil Of Winter's Face
Joe: This is a great song!  First, what is a veil?  It is used to keep something hidden.  Is winter a metaphor for an unhappy life?  I think so.  The "seasons change" and the "freedom flame" will show the way...but unfortunately, "the more it changes, the more it stays the same."  There is no escape from winter...
Michel:   Again it is waiting for something better to happen and choose a path that is different than the one everybody else chooses. And yes, it is true the more things change the more they stay the same, and we are not different from our ancestors, and hopefully we can change things for our children.
 
Snowhite
Joe: This song could easily have been on "A Sleeper's Awakening" (ASA) as it shares the same feel (although it is of much higher fidelity than ASA).  It describes to me a seedy side of humanity, but within is the glimmer of hope in the form of a congregation safely inside its church; the promise of salvation.  But is salvation false?  The question is not answered, but perhaps that secret will be shared in the future and on another day... 
Michel:  It is a lot more simplistic than that, but I love this analysis. Unless Joe is not talking about Snowhite, I think he will be disapointed about the real meaning of that song. Still, in the end, I like this analysis. ;-)  And maybe I should not spoil his thoughts by saying what the song is really about.
 
The Sailor And The Mermaid
Joe: This song is poetry.  To me he tells of how he is looking inside himself, searching his mind for a better life.  He cannot describe this "better life" except to say that he has felt it before, and it is not that which he is now living in.  The boat and ocean are metaphors for his room, and the loneliness and distance he feels from happiness and love.  His only beacon on this sea is an almost remembered memory, to which his gateway is the ocean, vast and limitless as eternity.  I believe that the note he left is a suicide note.
Michel:  A suicide, or leaving a life that we are not meant to be part of.  When they find the note, people think it is a suicide, but he really jumped to follow the mermaid on a promise of a better life. If it wasn't for the Mermaid he would have kept sailing his ship.

The Awakening
Joe: Likely my favorite song on the album.  I like the way it begins and ends with the sound of the wind, as though the song was just a fleeting thought which passed like a summer storm.  A hint of King Crimson "I Talk To The Wind" until the drums and instruments kick in.
The singer, reflecting upon losing all that was familiar and safe to him, realizes that he no longer attracts others with the gravitational pull of a sun.  His love has left him...or was it he that pushed her away?  In the end I think he realizes it was the latter, but still he blames her anyway in one final denial of responsibility for his downward trajectory.
Michel:   I really tought that this song would go unnoticed, and that would have been sad. However, it is always cited as one of the best songs on the album. This song is the key for the whole album. Once you understand the meaning of this song, you get the key for the whole album.  I want to say that I wrote my songs with a certain theme to it but always make sure I delete all elements that could give away the real persona of the song. What I mean by this is that if I write about a Football player (example), I make sure that for one listener who is working in a factory, the song can be applied to his life;  and it could also be applied for a woman as well. So as my example here, you do not need to be a football player to understand the song.  That is also why we get many different analyses for the songs, and I love that. However, people seem to get the real meaning anyway.

   I had also found myself surprised of lyrics that I had written, and realized many years later that they really meant this episode of my life while I thought I was writing about something else.
 
OVERALL
Joe: This is one of the finest productions I have ever heard.  Whoever recorded and produced this is brilliant!  It is clean, crisp, melodic and intellectual; everything about it makes one want to listen and become immersed. "Beneath The Veil of Winter' Face" is my selection for album of the year.
Michel:  Thank you very much, I appreciate it.
 
Extra special thanks to Joe for sharing his musical adventure with all of us; and to Michel for taking his valuable time to respond, and for crafting this incredible work of art.
 

 
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